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My dog is scared and won't sit still or sleep!!!
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WakeBdr
2008-01-06 01:38:11 UTC
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This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel will
not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something. Every now and then, she'll take off running like
something tried to get her. She only seems to be content when she is
sitting directly on top of us. Over the past two nights, she may have
slept a total of 2 hours. We've been to the vet twice and they can't
seem to find anything wrong with her. My wife says it looks like
she's afraid of a ghost or something.

It's absolutely killing me to see her like this. Anyone got any ideas
of what might cause something like this?
elegy
2008-01-06 02:00:07 UTC
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On Sat, 5 Jan 2008 17:38:11 -0800 (PST), WakeBdr
Post by WakeBdr
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel will
not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something. Every now and then, she'll take off running like
something tried to get her. She only seems to be content when she is
sitting directly on top of us. Over the past two nights, she may have
slept a total of 2 hours. We've been to the vet twice and they can't
seem to find anything wrong with her. My wife says it looks like
she's afraid of a ghost or something.
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this. Anyone got any ideas
of what might cause something like this?
i'd be worried she's in pain somewhere, and the vet's just not finding
it.
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2008-01-06 02:27:06 UTC
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Post by WakeBdr
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel will
not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something. Every now and then, she'll take off running like
something tried to get her. She only seems to be content when she is
sitting directly on top of us.
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Post by WakeBdr
Over the past two nights, she may have slept a total of 2 hours.
That'll make it WORSE.
Post by WakeBdr
We've been to the vet twice and they can't
seem to find anything wrong with her.
Could be she's got sumpthin physically wrong, but PROBABLY NOT.

Obsessive compulsive disorders are pretty common
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Post by WakeBdr
My wife says it looks like she's afraid of a ghost or something.
Well then, you've come to the right place~! We got lots of dog
lovers here who believe in GHOSTS. Perhaps your dog is reactin
to a beepin from a smoke detector or other electronic device, or
maybe to bugs or vermin in the walls or under the floor, even the
ultrasonic sounds of a wild critter or bat in your attic or yard.

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diddy
2008-01-06 02:45:40 UTC
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Post by WakeBdr
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel will
not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something. Every now and then, she'll take off running like
something tried to get her. She only seems to be content when she is
sitting directly on top of us. Over the past two nights, she may have
slept a total of 2 hours. We've been to the vet twice and they can't
seem to find anything wrong with her. My wife says it looks like
she's afraid of a ghost or something.
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this. Anyone got any ideas
of what might cause something like this?
You might get your house wiring checked?
FurPaw
2008-01-06 04:19:15 UTC
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Post by diddy
You might get your house wiring checked?
Why? (Not contentious, curious).

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diddy
2008-01-06 04:52:53 UTC
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Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
You might get your house wiring checked?
Why? (Not contentious, curious).
FurPaw
Because if something is going awry in the wiring, a dog might notice with a
human unaware.

My dogs started acting wierd a couple years ago. Danny, who had alerted us
to TWO fires, seemed very attuned to those kind of things.
He started pacing, and had an unexplained restlessness. Since he currently
was in a state where he was already having medical issues, we assumed his
restlessness was from a known cause. But then something tipped us off that
there was a household wiring problem of serious nature. We called in an
electrician who fixed the problem and suddenly Danny stopped his wierd
restless behavior.

We didn't associate the behaviors until the problem was fixed and Danny
returned to normal.

So although we never proved Danny was trying to tell us something was
wrong, and this dog HAS been checked by a vet.. I maintain.. just something
icky and squicky in the back of my mind.. niggles and jiggles, and tells me
to suggest getting their wiring checked.

Can't prove anything.. just a hunch. It might save their lives. It sounds
so whacked out, I'm embarrassed to explain it. But since you asked..
Paul E. Schoen
2008-01-06 07:46:49 UTC
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Post by diddy
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
You might get your house wiring checked?
Why? (Not contentious, curious).
FurPaw
Because if something is going awry in the wiring, a dog might notice with a
human unaware.
My dogs started acting wierd a couple years ago. Danny, who had alerted us
to TWO fires, seemed very attuned to those kind of things.
He started pacing, and had an unexplained restlessness. Since he currently
was in a state where he was already having medical issues, we assumed his
restlessness was from a known cause. But then something tipped us off that
there was a household wiring problem of serious nature. We called in an
electrician who fixed the problem and suddenly Danny stopped his wierd
restless behavior.
We didn't associate the behaviors until the problem was fixed and Danny
returned to normal.
So although we never proved Danny was trying to tell us something was
wrong, and this dog HAS been checked by a vet.. I maintain.. just something
icky and squicky in the back of my mind.. niggles and jiggles, and tells me
to suggest getting their wiring checked.
Can't prove anything.. just a hunch. It might save their lives. It sounds
so whacked out, I'm embarrassed to explain it. But since you asked..
You may have a valid point there. A bad connection in a switch or outlet
could be arcing and making high pitched noises beyond human hearing, or
generate ozone that a dog might be able to detect. There could also be
flickering in lights that the dog might detect, or heat coming from an
outlet that is located where humans might not notice. There could also be
unusual noises from an appliance that is starting to make noise. Anything
with a motor in it, like a refrigerator, fan, or even a clock, could
produce a noise that a dog would notice as something awry.

Other possibilities are mice or other animals scratching inside the walls
or under the floor, or an outside source of humanly inaudible noise. Maybe
a sound amplifier might pick up such noises. I think there are some that
will lower the pitch of sounds to make them audible to humans.

Other possibilities are that a family member may be sick, and could have a
special odor that could indicate an infection or even cancer. There was a
recent news story where a family's dog suddenly started making the parents
pay special attention to their young child, and she was found to have
leukemia. Once it was treated, and she went into remission, the dog
returned to normal behavior (and was hailed as a hero).

It would be interesting to see if this dog exhibits the same behavior at
someone else's house, or even in another room.

Paul and Muttley
Kathleen
2008-01-06 12:00:28 UTC
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Post by diddy
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
You might get your house wiring checked?
Why? (Not contentious, curious).
FurPaw
Because if something is going awry in the wiring, a dog might notice with a
human unaware.
My dogs started acting wierd a couple years ago. Danny, who had alerted us
to TWO fires, seemed very attuned to those kind of things.
He started pacing, and had an unexplained restlessness. Since he currently
was in a state where he was already having medical issues, we assumed his
restlessness was from a known cause. But then something tipped us off that
there was a household wiring problem of serious nature. We called in an
electrician who fixed the problem and suddenly Danny stopped his wierd
restless behavior.
We didn't associate the behaviors until the problem was fixed and Danny
returned to normal.
So although we never proved Danny was trying to tell us something was
wrong, and this dog HAS been checked by a vet.. I maintain.. just something
icky and squicky in the back of my mind.. niggles and jiggles, and tells me
to suggest getting their wiring checked.
Can't prove anything.. just a hunch. It might save their lives. It sounds
so whacked out, I'm embarrassed to explain it. But since you asked..
I'd start with putting fresh batteries in the smoke and carbon monoxide
detectors, and not just because of the possibility of a wiring problem.

When the battery in the smoke detector in our hallway is getting weak it
begins emitting periodic chirps; easy for me to miss, at least at first,
amid the noises of a busy household. Zane notices it right away,
though. The first time I saw him react I thought he was nuts. He spun
around, stared at the ceiling (I thought) and barked.
ChrisJ
2008-01-07 18:28:41 UTC
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Post by Kathleen
Post by diddy
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
You might get your house wiring checked?
Why? (Not contentious, curious).
FurPaw
Because if something is going awry in the wiring, a dog might notice with a
human unaware.
My dogs started acting wierd a couple years ago. Danny, who had alerted us
to TWO fires, seemed very attuned to those kind of things.
He started pacing, and had an unexplained restlessness. Since he currently
was in a state where he was already having medical issues, we assumed his
restlessness was from a known cause. But then something tipped us off that
there was a household wiring problem of serious nature. We called in an
electrician who fixed the problem and suddenly Danny stopped his wierd
restless behavior.
We didn't associate the behaviors until the problem was fixed and Danny
returned to normal.
So although we never proved Danny was trying to tell us something was
wrong, and this dog HAS been checked by a vet.. I maintain.. just something
icky and squicky in the back of my mind.. niggles and jiggles, and tells me
to suggest getting their wiring checked.
Can't prove anything.. just a hunch. It might save their lives.  It sounds
so whacked out, I'm embarrassed to explain it. But since you asked..
I'd start with putting fresh batteries in the smoke and carbon monoxide
detectors, and not just because of the possibility of a wiring problem.
When the battery in the smoke detector in our hallway is getting weak it
begins emitting periodic chirps; easy for me to miss, at least at first,
amid the noises of a busy household.  Zane notices it right away,
though.  The first time I saw him react I thought he was nuts.  He spun
around, stared at the ceiling (I thought) and barked.- Hide quoted text -
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This is a good point. I've known two dogs who were scared/alarmed of
that repeating little beep coming from a smoke detector with a low
battery. One was just a bit anxious, the other dog was absolutely
petrified (wide eyed, shivering, rapid pacing, panting). I don't know
what is so darn scary about that beep but it certainly weirds some
dogs out.

Chris and her two smoothies,
Pablo and Lucy
elegy
2008-01-07 18:32:07 UTC
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Post by ChrisJ
This is a good point. I've known two dogs who were scared/alarmed of
that repeating little beep coming from a smoke detector with a low
battery. One was just a bit anxious, the other dog was absolutely
petrified (wide eyed, shivering, rapid pacing, panting). I don't know
what is so darn scary about that beep but it certainly weirds some
dogs out.
my good friend has a dog like that. she's terrified of anything
beeping.

we had a dog at work who went through a second-story window in a blind
panic over a beeping alarm. she cut herself up pretty good and broke
some ridiculous number of ribs.
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FurPaw
2008-01-07 19:27:01 UTC
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Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
Post by diddy
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
You might get your house wiring checked?
Why? (Not contentious, curious).
FurPaw
Because if something is going awry in the wiring, a dog might notice with a
human unaware.
My dogs started acting wierd a couple years ago. Danny, who had alerted us
to TWO fires, seemed very attuned to those kind of things.
He started pacing, and had an unexplained restlessness. Since he currently
was in a state where he was already having medical issues, we assumed his
restlessness was from a known cause. But then something tipped us off that
there was a household wiring problem of serious nature. We called in an
electrician who fixed the problem and suddenly Danny stopped his wierd
restless behavior.
We didn't associate the behaviors until the problem was fixed and Danny
returned to normal.
So although we never proved Danny was trying to tell us something was
wrong, and this dog HAS been checked by a vet.. I maintain.. just something
icky and squicky in the back of my mind.. niggles and jiggles, and tells me
to suggest getting their wiring checked.
Can't prove anything.. just a hunch. It might save their lives. It sounds
so whacked out, I'm embarrassed to explain it. But since you asked..
It makes eminent sense to me. Wiring or connections going awry
might give off sounds or smells that we hoomins can't hear.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
I'd start with putting fresh batteries in the smoke and carbon monoxide
detectors, and not just because of the possibility of a wiring problem.
When the battery in the smoke detector in our hallway is getting weak it
begins emitting periodic chirps;
This is a good point. I've known two dogs who were scared/alarmed of
that repeating little beep coming from a smoke detector with a low
battery. One was just a bit anxious, the other dog was absolutely
petrified (wide eyed, shivering, rapid pacing, panting). I don't know
what is so darn scary about that beep but it certainly weirds some
dogs out.
A beeping/chirping/clicking smoke detector weirds my dogs out,
too. In our previous house, one started going off in the
basement. We couldn't hear it from upstairs but the dogs
certainly did, and it took a couple of days to figure out what
was driving them nuts.

FurPaw
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every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense
a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
those who are cold and are not clothed."
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D***@I-Love-Dogs.Com
2008-01-11 15:51:08 UTC
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HOWEDY chris jung you pathetic miserable stinkin
lyin animal abusin punk thug coward active accute
chronic life long incurable malignant mental case,
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
When the battery in the smoke detector in our hallway is getting
weak it begins emitting periodic chirps; easy for me to miss, at
least at first, amid the noises of a busy household. Zane notices it
right away, though. The first time I saw him react I thought he was
nuts. He spun around, stared at the ceiling (I thought) and barked.-
This is a good point.
INDEEDY. HOWEver, it's IRELEVENT <{}: ~ ( >
Post by ChrisJ
I've known two dogs who were scared/alarmed of that repeating
little beep coming from a smoke detector with a low battery.
Dogs FEAR noises on accHOWENTA they been ABUSED.
Post by ChrisJ
One was just a bit anxious, the other dog was absolutely
petrified (wide eyed, shivering, rapid pacing, panting).
Like kathleen's and your own dogs.
Post by ChrisJ
I don't know what is so darn scary about that
beep but it certainly weirds some dogs out.
Dogs FEAR noises their ABUSER cannot CON-TROLL.

Perhaps she should SING to her FEARFUL dog, eh, chris?

LIKE THIS:


From: Chris Jung
Date: Wed, Apr 20 2005 3:09 pm
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
Also, I took a leaf from your book and started singing to them
when they get all frantic, but instead of "Girl from Ipanema"
(wasn't that you?) I use "Mairsie Doats" -- which evidently dates
me, as my coworker who is about 10 years younger has never
heard of it.
My grandmother used to sing it to me and I'm not all that young.
Mares eat oats and does eat oats
And little lambs eat ivy,
A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
We were having trouble with Lucy being a bullying bitch to Syd,
the worlds most timid beagle. When they are together and I'm a
little nervous about it, I'll sing-song to Lucy:

Lucy-Goosey
Puddin' Pie
Squish them mousies
And make 'em cry


which is better than the first version:


Lucy Goosey
Puddin' Pie
Don't squash the beagle
and make her cry


Chris and her smoothies
Pablo & Lucy

"In some ways, this sounds like my smooth collie,
Lucy. She's an adorable sweet girl but when pissed
off at a dog can make an impressive display. From
watching her and the dogs that she gets mad at, I
think Lucy has a low tolerance for social ineptness
on the other dogs part, has possessive issues and
frankly she's a bully."

------------------------

Chris Jung
(Prozac and Welbutrin,
cognitive therapy)


CHRIS JUNG
on the PROZE and CONS of PROZAC


I have to comment here. Anti-depressants such
as Prozac do not have any "drugging" effect. It
doesn't tranquilize, make euphoric, or cause
any sort of change in behavior except for
bringing the brain imbalances back to normal
and thus reducing depression. I take Prozac and
the difference between being on Prozac and not
is very subtle. I still feel everything (happy,
sad, nervous, mad) but I'm just not as
unreasonably bummed about it.

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Post by ChrisJ
Chris and her two smoothies,
Pablo and Lucy
Here's HOWE COME dogs FEAR noises:

From: "The Puppy Wizard" <***@earthlink.net>
Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 11:23:41 GMT

Subject: Re: neighbors' St. Bernard barking at night, ideas to help?

HOWEDY chris jung,
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
That's the point I'm confused on.
liea is a dog abusing mental case and you know it.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
Normally I'd say that
"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
a dog who is outside at night and barking is lonely,
Lonely dogs SLEEP.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
but you say this dog prefers
sleeping outside where it is cool?
That's pretty common.

If the dog was sleepin IT wouldn't be BARKING.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
That's certainly possible.
PROBABLY SO.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
Then the dog is barking at something that moves?
Whatever.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
A normal protective alert bark?
Probably so.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
If that's it, the dog needs to be taught
what she's supposed to bark at and what not.
Good idea. By the way, remember when liea's
dog Cubbe attacked her only friend and tried
to attack the neighbor's kids and attacked the
neighbor's elderly dog and escapes her shock
system and terrorizes the neighborhood?
Post by ChrisJ
I gather that in the OP's area,
You think the area they live in has to do
with the dog's behavior?
Post by ChrisJ
the days are hot, nights at least a bit cooler.
Oh. We're back to training dogs according to the weather.
Post by ChrisJ
St Bernards are
A dog. A dog is a dog.
Post by ChrisJ
most definitely not hot weather dogs.
That so?
Post by ChrisJ
What I suspect is happening is that the
St Bernard is sleeping during the hot
daytimes and is awake and active during
the cool nights.
You think his circadian rythem is CONfHOWENDED?
Post by ChrisJ
I have collies
Good for you chris. A dog is a dog.
Post by ChrisJ
(a breed known for their low threshold for barking)
You mean a dog that you can EZily
cause to be excessively anxiHOWES
Post by ChrisJ
and I often have canine visitors
IOW you board dogs in your unlicensed doggy B&B
like marquis de "read koehler for content" shaw and
matty a.k.a. Rocky <{}: ~ ( >
Post by ChrisJ
with varying degree of barky-ness.
Dogs bark cause there's sumpthin wrong.
Post by ChrisJ
Anyway,
You mean anyHOWE. SPELLIN an gramma C-HOWENT.
Post by ChrisJ
my personal solution for excessive barking
Dogs shouldn't be excessively barking cause
barking is a SYMPTOM of sumpthin WRONG.
Post by ChrisJ
is exercise,
You excessively exercise to control behaviors
of the cunning domestic puppy dog you don't
have the intellect to HOWEtwit.
Post by ChrisJ
training
DO TELL?
Post by ChrisJ
& management.
You mean you lock the dog in a box and
punish IT for barkin excessively.
Post by ChrisJ
To the OP: do you know if this Saint is getting any walks
He's owned by an elderly deaf couple.
Post by ChrisJ
or going to any training classes away from the home?
Traditional trainin often CAUSES anxiHOWESNES
that could cause excessive barking.
Post by ChrisJ
Physical & mental exercise
Are fine for good health but NOT for behavior modification.
Post by ChrisJ
can do wonders in cutting down a barking problem.
That so? You think the OP should take her
neighbor's dog to the park for a run every nite?
Post by ChrisJ
The deal with training is that
You'd need to know HOWE.

You don't.


You're a blowhard.
Post by ChrisJ
the owner/trainer has to be with the dog to train it.
That so? HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy
Wizard teaches folks who don't have access
to their neighbor's dogs to calm and quite them
in a few minutes using the same effective non
physical scientific and psychological conditioning
techniques they use on their own dogs, chris jung?

Could it be that you got no method to train
a dog you can't jerk and choke and shock
and spray aversives in his face?
Post by ChrisJ
When the Saint is by himself in the backyard,
You might say he's a CAPTIVE AUDIENCE, eh chris jung?
Post by ChrisJ
no training can occur.
Well, only if you're a goddamned simpleton.
You been seein The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End dog Training Method
Manual Students all over the Whole Wild World
tellin you HOWE they done it EZ GENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR FREE withHOWET
ever touchin or physically interacting with their dogs.
Post by ChrisJ
In my house,
You live in a nut HOWES?
Post by ChrisJ
I'm with my dogs (and visitors) nearly all the time.
INDEED? Good for you.
Post by ChrisJ
If we have a barking problem,
That means you got a UNHAPPY dog.
Post by ChrisJ
I right there to correct
You mean you punish IT.
IOW the dog has taught you to copy it.
Post by ChrisJ
a harsh "Augk!" - a guttural sharp tone that
my German grandmother used to note great
disgust and now I do as well),
Well good for you.
Post by ChrisJ
distract and praise for quiet.
Oh. IOW, you don't know what you're doin.
You CANNOT PRAISE a behavior that AIN'T
HAPPENIN. HOWE does the dog know you're
praising him for being quiet if he's thinking of barkin?
Post by ChrisJ
And now management. . .
You mean, avoid the problem.
Post by ChrisJ
Even though we have a fenced yard, I nearly always
go outside with my dogs during nighttime potty breaks.
Cause your dogs ain't TRAINED.

You see chris jung, the OBJECTIVE of TRAININ
is to TRAIN the dog so you don't gotta MANAGE
and FORCE CONTROL and EXXXCESSIVELY
EXXXERCISE dogs to control the behaviors of
the cunning domestic puppy dog you don't have
the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit.
Post by ChrisJ
We just have too many temptations around
Well then, that should give you PLENTY of
TRAINING OPPORTUNITIES till your dogs
are TRAINED.
Post by ChrisJ
(night-time critters, big (deer) and small (skunks,
raccoons, etc), and people walking or biking on
the streets, etc.) to let them go out by themselves.
Cause you don't know HOWE to train your
dogs not to pay them no nevermind cause
you ain't got the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit
the cunning of the domestic puppy dog and
all your EXXXERCISE and MANAGEMENT
won't teach your dogs SELF CONTROL.

And THAT'S HOWE COME you gotta HURT
and MURDER dogs, cause every thing you
thought you knew abHOWET behavior is
DEAD WRONG.
Post by ChrisJ
By being with them, I can maintain some control
RIGHT. So long as toxic mommy is IN CONTROL
the dogs got NUTHIN to worry abHOWET. Soon
as you ain't standing there ready to hurt and intimidate
them, they're ready to take your place.
Post by ChrisJ
on barking (barking dogs get "Augk'ed" at
and have to go inside).
BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

That's sheer idiocy. THAT'S HOWE COME
you can't TRAIN them to be quiet and enjoy
the nice neighborhood you got there with
critters and bicycle people goin bye...
Post by ChrisJ
And finally,
BWEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Post by ChrisJ
barking dogs are often bored.
Bored dogs sleep.
Post by ChrisJ
So another part of management
You been takin your anti psychotic meds?
Post by ChrisJ
is to give bored dogs something to do such
as chewing on a nice new chew bone or
working on a buster cube or a stuffed Kong.
Bored dogs sleep.
Post by ChrisJ
Not something that can be gulped down/figured
out instantly but rather something that has to be
puzzled out for a long time.
That could INCREASE anxiHOWESNESS.
Post by ChrisJ
I personally would get this dog a bunch of the
giant kongs and stuff them with all sorts of
delectable stuff (squeeze cheese, canned dog
food, a few biscuits, and in the narrow end,
something really wonderful such as a few slices
of pepperoni) and freeze them.
That's sheer idiocy. The dog ain't hungry,
he's anxiHOWES. The dog ain't gonna
PLAY with a kong stuffed with GOOP
when something SCARES him.
Post by ChrisJ
He gets one new one every night.
BWEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Post by ChrisJ
Or he could be fed only from a buster cube.
THAT'S INSANE. You're a goddamned mental case.
You couln't BUY enough buster cubes to feed a St.
Post by ChrisJ
Chew toys will only work if he's interested.
Your argument just turned to shit.
Post by ChrisJ
I had one dog who could care less about them.
BWEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

You can't give a toy to make a dog feel safe.
Unless it's The Amazing Puppy Wizar's Surrogate
Toy, that's different... cause The Amazing Puppy
Wizard does't do nuthin you and your imbecile
dog abusing pals do.
Post by ChrisJ
I'm glad you are on good terms with your neighbor
Yeah? Well, that ain't gonna last long enough
for you to bore them to death with bribes for
their dog's anxiHOWESNESS barkin.
Post by ChrisJ
and can talk with them.
That'll be pleasant. Perhaps they'll have tea?
Post by ChrisJ
Good luck
Dog trainin ain't LUCK.
Post by ChrisJ
on getting this Saint to shush up.
BWEEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!
Post by ChrisJ
Chris and her smoothies
Pablo (deep big bark) and Lucy (little squeaky bark)
Post by Kathleen
Until i read the Jerry method of Bark reduction,
it went something like this with our 11 month old
puppy "Yoshi"
Yoshi: Bark, bark,
us: HUSH Youshi
Yoshi Bark, bark......................
us: Hush Youshi
Yoshi BARK, BARK, BARK, .................................i
it stopped when Yoshi got tired barking
We decided to try the Jerry method
:Yoshi: BARK, BARK
US: GOOD Yoshi, Good Boy, who is it?
Yoshi Bark, Bark
US: It's ok, good boy Yoshi, We know them
Yosh without fail, now stops after we say that
I must say, it is so much more fun, when we
can praise him, to deal with things like this
Thanks Jerry
ps: We are just starting to go thru the Jerry
Papers, and learn how to live with our son
"Yoshi", whom we love very much.
--
Post by Kathleen
Best Regards,
Estel J. Hines
==============

Anxiety Behaviors - Fence Jumping - Door Scratching -
Barking - Whining - Pacing - Chewing - Humping - Self
Mutilation - Car Sickness - Fear Of Thunder


HOWEDY People,


Can anyWON besides lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn and lying lois e tell us the REAL DANGERS
of life withHOWET anti psychotic medication?


Would a MENTAL CASE be MOORE likely to
HURT and INTIMIDATE dogs like HOWER
university trained behaviorist amy & phil fernandes?


Anxiety Behaviors - Fence Jumping - Door Scratching -
Barking - Whining - Pacing - Chewing - Humping - Self
Mutilation - Car Sickness - Fear Of Thunder


Date: 2003-02-14 07:13:09 PST


Dogs scratch at doors chew hump jump fences scratch
self mutilate fear thunder and get car sick because of
ANXIETY.


Takes The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method Manual Students about WON
HOWER to train their dogs not to do things like that. EVER.


You CANNOT have a well adjusted dog if he's anxiHOWES.


That means, to do anything other than TRAIN the
dog to NOT BE ANXIHOWES behind a closed door,
or on a tie out, in a crate, on lead, etc, OR ANY TIME,
is MISHANDLING.


The PREDICTABLE RESULTS of MISHANDLING
are BEHAVIOR and PHYSICAL HEALTH PROBLEMS
like skin and ear infections, intestinal and digestive
disorders, OCD behaviors like light / shadow / tail
chasing, idiopathic epilepsy, self mutilation, urinary
tract / bladder stone symptoms, irritible bHOWEL
disease endocrine / neuro degenerative diseases
and MOORE, which will become worse with time
and exacerbated by ineffective and inappropriate
handling and training techniques taught by HOWER
university behaviorists and professional trainers.


Behaviors which are repressed, forced or bribed,
increase in anxiety and often change to other,
seemingly non related, often worse behaviors as
trainsfer or replacement anxiety relief mechanisms.


Like OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE masturbation, for example.


Ask HOWER good professor "SCRUFF SHAKE
and SCREAM 'NO!' into its face and lock it in a
box for a time out" dermer, HOWE COME his
little dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator
furiously humps the couch pillows if he misses
his mandatory 5 miles of daily bicycle exercise
to expiate his ANXIETY caused by MISHANDLING.


The Puppy Wizzzard teaches HIS FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Students HOWE to get
100% total non physical control of all their dog's
behaviors, nearly instantly, maybe even FASTER.


ASK ANYWON.


The Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~ } >
mike
2008-01-15 15:05:59 UTC
Permalink
Maybe the dog is concerned that the smoke alarm battery is weak and might
cease working, leaving the household without an early warning electric fire
alarm. change the batteries. Mike.
Post by D***@I-Love-Dogs.Com
HOWEDY chris jung you pathetic miserable stinkin
lyin animal abusin punk thug coward active accute
chronic life long incurable malignant mental case,
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
When the battery in the smoke detector in our hallway is getting
weak it begins emitting periodic chirps; easy for me to miss, at
least at first, amid the noises of a busy household. Zane notices it
right away, though. The first time I saw him react I thought he was
nuts. He spun around, stared at the ceiling (I thought) and barked.-
This is a good point.
INDEEDY. HOWEver, it's IRELEVENT <{}: ~ ( >
Post by ChrisJ
I've known two dogs who were scared/alarmed of that repeating
little beep coming from a smoke detector with a low battery.
Dogs FEAR noises on accHOWENTA they been ABUSED.
Post by ChrisJ
One was just a bit anxious, the other dog was absolutely
petrified (wide eyed, shivering, rapid pacing, panting).
Like kathleen's and your own dogs.
Post by ChrisJ
I don't know what is so darn scary about that
beep but it certainly weirds some dogs out.
Dogs FEAR noises their ABUSER cannot CON-TROLL.
Perhaps she should SING to her FEARFUL dog, eh, chris?
From: Chris Jung
Date: Wed, Apr 20 2005 3:09 pm
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
Also, I took a leaf from your book and started singing to them
when they get all frantic, but instead of "Girl from Ipanema"
(wasn't that you?) I use "Mairsie Doats" -- which evidently dates
me, as my coworker who is about 10 years younger has never
heard of it.
My grandmother used to sing it to me and I'm not all that young.
Mares eat oats and does eat oats
And little lambs eat ivy,
A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
We were having trouble with Lucy being a bullying bitch to Syd,
the worlds most timid beagle. When they are together and I'm a
Lucy-Goosey
Puddin' Pie
Squish them mousies
And make 'em cry
Lucy Goosey
Puddin' Pie
Don't squash the beagle
and make her cry
Chris and her smoothies
Pablo & Lucy
"In some ways, this sounds like my smooth collie,
Lucy. She's an adorable sweet girl but when pissed
off at a dog can make an impressive display. From
watching her and the dogs that she gets mad at, I
think Lucy has a low tolerance for social ineptness
on the other dogs part, has possessive issues and
frankly she's a bully."
------------------------
Chris Jung
(Prozac and Welbutrin,
cognitive therapy)
CHRIS JUNG
on the PROZE and CONS of PROZAC
I have to comment here. Anti-depressants such
as Prozac do not have any "drugging" effect. It
doesn't tranquilize, make euphoric, or cause
any sort of change in behavior except for
bringing the brain imbalances back to normal
and thus reducing depression. I take Prozac and
the difference between being on Prozac and not
is very subtle. I still feel everything (happy,
sad, nervous, mad) but I'm just not as
unreasonably bummed about it.
---------------
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Post by ChrisJ
Chris and her two smoothies,
Pablo and Lucy
Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 11:23:41 GMT
Subject: Re: neighbors' St. Bernard barking at night, ideas to help?
HOWEDY chris jung,
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
That's the point I'm confused on.
liea is a dog abusing mental case and you know it.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
Normally I'd say that
"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
a dog who is outside at night and barking is lonely,
Lonely dogs SLEEP.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
but you say this dog prefers
sleeping outside where it is cool?
That's pretty common.
If the dog was sleepin IT wouldn't be BARKING.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
That's certainly possible.
PROBABLY SO.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
Then the dog is barking at something that moves?
Whatever.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
A normal protective alert bark?
Probably so.
Post by ChrisJ
Post by Kathleen
If that's it, the dog needs to be taught
what she's supposed to bark at and what not.
Good idea. By the way, remember when liea's
dog Cubbe attacked her only friend and tried
to attack the neighbor's kids and attacked the
neighbor's elderly dog and escapes her shock
system and terrorizes the neighborhood?
Post by ChrisJ
I gather that in the OP's area,
You think the area they live in has to do
with the dog's behavior?
Post by ChrisJ
the days are hot, nights at least a bit cooler.
Oh. We're back to training dogs according to the weather.
Post by ChrisJ
St Bernards are
A dog. A dog is a dog.
Post by ChrisJ
most definitely not hot weather dogs.
That so?
Post by ChrisJ
What I suspect is happening is that the
St Bernard is sleeping during the hot
daytimes and is awake and active during
the cool nights.
You think his circadian rythem is CONfHOWENDED?
Post by ChrisJ
I have collies
Good for you chris. A dog is a dog.
Post by ChrisJ
(a breed known for their low threshold for barking)
You mean a dog that you can EZily
cause to be excessively anxiHOWES
Post by ChrisJ
and I often have canine visitors
IOW you board dogs in your unlicensed doggy B&B
like marquis de "read koehler for content" shaw and
matty a.k.a. Rocky <{}: ~ ( >
Post by ChrisJ
with varying degree of barky-ness.
Dogs bark cause there's sumpthin wrong.
Post by ChrisJ
Anyway,
You mean anyHOWE. SPELLIN an gramma C-HOWENT.
Post by ChrisJ
my personal solution for excessive barking
Dogs shouldn't be excessively barking cause
barking is a SYMPTOM of sumpthin WRONG.
Post by ChrisJ
is exercise,
You excessively exercise to control behaviors
of the cunning domestic puppy dog you don't
have the intellect to HOWEtwit.
Post by ChrisJ
training
DO TELL?
Post by ChrisJ
& management.
You mean you lock the dog in a box and
punish IT for barkin excessively.
Post by ChrisJ
To the OP: do you know if this Saint is getting any walks
He's owned by an elderly deaf couple.
Post by ChrisJ
or going to any training classes away from the home?
Traditional trainin often CAUSES anxiHOWESNES
that could cause excessive barking.
Post by ChrisJ
Physical & mental exercise
Are fine for good health but NOT for behavior modification.
Post by ChrisJ
can do wonders in cutting down a barking problem.
That so? You think the OP should take her
neighbor's dog to the park for a run every nite?
Post by ChrisJ
The deal with training is that
You'd need to know HOWE.
You don't.
You're a blowhard.
Post by ChrisJ
the owner/trainer has to be with the dog to train it.
That so? HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy
Wizard teaches folks who don't have access
to their neighbor's dogs to calm and quite them
in a few minutes using the same effective non
physical scientific and psychological conditioning
techniques they use on their own dogs, chris jung?
Could it be that you got no method to train
a dog you can't jerk and choke and shock
and spray aversives in his face?
Post by ChrisJ
When the Saint is by himself in the backyard,
You might say he's a CAPTIVE AUDIENCE, eh chris jung?
Post by ChrisJ
no training can occur.
Well, only if you're a goddamned simpleton.
You been seein The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End dog Training Method
Manual Students all over the Whole Wild World
tellin you HOWE they done it EZ GENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR FREE withHOWET
ever touchin or physically interacting with their dogs.
Post by ChrisJ
In my house,
You live in a nut HOWES?
Post by ChrisJ
I'm with my dogs (and visitors) nearly all the time.
INDEED? Good for you.
Post by ChrisJ
If we have a barking problem,
That means you got a UNHAPPY dog.
Post by ChrisJ
I right there to correct
You mean you punish IT.
IOW the dog has taught you to copy it.
Post by ChrisJ
a harsh "Augk!" - a guttural sharp tone that
my German grandmother used to note great
disgust and now I do as well),
Well good for you.
Post by ChrisJ
distract and praise for quiet.
Oh. IOW, you don't know what you're doin.
You CANNOT PRAISE a behavior that AIN'T
HAPPENIN. HOWE does the dog know you're
praising him for being quiet if he's thinking of barkin?
Post by ChrisJ
And now management. . .
You mean, avoid the problem.
Post by ChrisJ
Even though we have a fenced yard, I nearly always
go outside with my dogs during nighttime potty breaks.
Cause your dogs ain't TRAINED.
You see chris jung, the OBJECTIVE of TRAININ
is to TRAIN the dog so you don't gotta MANAGE
and FORCE CONTROL and EXXXCESSIVELY
EXXXERCISE dogs to control the behaviors of
the cunning domestic puppy dog you don't have
the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit.
Post by ChrisJ
We just have too many temptations around
Well then, that should give you PLENTY of
TRAINING OPPORTUNITIES till your dogs
are TRAINED.
Post by ChrisJ
(night-time critters, big (deer) and small (skunks,
raccoons, etc), and people walking or biking on
the streets, etc.) to let them go out by themselves.
Cause you don't know HOWE to train your
dogs not to pay them no nevermind cause
you ain't got the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit
the cunning of the domestic puppy dog and
all your EXXXERCISE and MANAGEMENT
won't teach your dogs SELF CONTROL.
And THAT'S HOWE COME you gotta HURT
and MURDER dogs, cause every thing you
thought you knew abHOWET behavior is
DEAD WRONG.
Post by ChrisJ
By being with them, I can maintain some control
RIGHT. So long as toxic mommy is IN CONTROL
the dogs got NUTHIN to worry abHOWET. Soon
as you ain't standing there ready to hurt and intimidate
them, they're ready to take your place.
Post by ChrisJ
on barking (barking dogs get "Augk'ed" at
and have to go inside).
BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
That's sheer idiocy. THAT'S HOWE COME
you can't TRAIN them to be quiet and enjoy
the nice neighborhood you got there with
critters and bicycle people goin bye...
Post by ChrisJ
And finally,
BWEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Post by ChrisJ
barking dogs are often bored.
Bored dogs sleep.
Post by ChrisJ
So another part of management
You been takin your anti psychotic meds?
Post by ChrisJ
is to give bored dogs something to do such
as chewing on a nice new chew bone or
working on a buster cube or a stuffed Kong.
Bored dogs sleep.
Post by ChrisJ
Not something that can be gulped down/figured
out instantly but rather something that has to be
puzzled out for a long time.
That could INCREASE anxiHOWESNESS.
Post by ChrisJ
I personally would get this dog a bunch of the
giant kongs and stuff them with all sorts of
delectable stuff (squeeze cheese, canned dog
food, a few biscuits, and in the narrow end,
something really wonderful such as a few slices
of pepperoni) and freeze them.
That's sheer idiocy. The dog ain't hungry,
he's anxiHOWES. The dog ain't gonna
PLAY with a kong stuffed with GOOP
when something SCARES him.
Post by ChrisJ
He gets one new one every night.
BWEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Post by ChrisJ
Or he could be fed only from a buster cube.
THAT'S INSANE. You're a goddamned mental case.
You couln't BUY enough buster cubes to feed a St.
Post by ChrisJ
Chew toys will only work if he's interested.
Your argument just turned to shit.
Post by ChrisJ
I had one dog who could care less about them.
BWEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
You can't give a toy to make a dog feel safe.
Unless it's The Amazing Puppy Wizar's Surrogate
Toy, that's different... cause The Amazing Puppy
Wizard does't do nuthin you and your imbecile
dog abusing pals do.
Post by ChrisJ
I'm glad you are on good terms with your neighbor
Yeah? Well, that ain't gonna last long enough
for you to bore them to death with bribes for
their dog's anxiHOWESNESS barkin.
Post by ChrisJ
and can talk with them.
That'll be pleasant. Perhaps they'll have tea?
Post by ChrisJ
Good luck
Dog trainin ain't LUCK.
Post by ChrisJ
on getting this Saint to shush up.
BWEEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!
Post by ChrisJ
Chris and her smoothies
Pablo (deep big bark) and Lucy (little squeaky bark)
Post by Kathleen
Until i read the Jerry method of Bark reduction,
it went something like this with our 11 month old
puppy "Yoshi"
Yoshi: Bark, bark,
us: HUSH Youshi
Yoshi Bark, bark......................
us: Hush Youshi
Yoshi BARK, BARK, BARK, .................................i
it stopped when Yoshi got tired barking
We decided to try the Jerry method
:Yoshi: BARK, BARK
US: GOOD Yoshi, Good Boy, who is it?
Yoshi Bark, Bark
US: It's ok, good boy Yoshi, We know them
Yosh without fail, now stops after we say that
I must say, it is so much more fun, when we
can praise him, to deal with things like this
Thanks Jerry
ps: We are just starting to go thru the Jerry
Papers, and learn how to live with our son
"Yoshi", whom we love very much.
--
Post by Kathleen
Best Regards,
Estel J. Hines
==============
Anxiety Behaviors - Fence Jumping - Door Scratching -
Barking - Whining - Pacing - Chewing - Humping - Self
Mutilation - Car Sickness - Fear Of Thunder
HOWEDY People,
Can anyWON besides lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn and lying lois e tell us the REAL DANGERS
of life withHOWET anti psychotic medication?
Would a MENTAL CASE be MOORE likely to
HURT and INTIMIDATE dogs like HOWER
university trained behaviorist amy & phil fernandes?
Anxiety Behaviors - Fence Jumping - Door Scratching -
Barking - Whining - Pacing - Chewing - Humping - Self
Mutilation - Car Sickness - Fear Of Thunder
Date: 2003-02-14 07:13:09 PST
Dogs scratch at doors chew hump jump fences scratch
self mutilate fear thunder and get car sick because of
ANXIETY.
Takes The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method Manual Students about WON
HOWER to train their dogs not to do things like that. EVER.
You CANNOT have a well adjusted dog if he's anxiHOWES.
That means, to do anything other than TRAIN the
dog to NOT BE ANXIHOWES behind a closed door,
or on a tie out, in a crate, on lead, etc, OR ANY TIME,
is MISHANDLING.
The PREDICTABLE RESULTS of MISHANDLING
are BEHAVIOR and PHYSICAL HEALTH PROBLEMS
like skin and ear infections, intestinal and digestive
disorders, OCD behaviors like light / shadow / tail
chasing, idiopathic epilepsy, self mutilation, urinary
tract / bladder stone symptoms, irritible bHOWEL
disease endocrine / neuro degenerative diseases
and MOORE, which will become worse with time
and exacerbated by ineffective and inappropriate
handling and training techniques taught by HOWER
university behaviorists and professional trainers.
Behaviors which are repressed, forced or bribed,
increase in anxiety and often change to other,
seemingly non related, often worse behaviors as
trainsfer or replacement anxiety relief mechanisms.
Like OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE masturbation, for example.
Ask HOWER good professor "SCRUFF SHAKE
and SCREAM 'NO!' into its face and lock it in a
box for a time out" dermer, HOWE COME his
little dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator
furiously humps the couch pillows if he misses
his mandatory 5 miles of daily bicycle exercise
to expiate his ANXIETY caused by MISHANDLING.
The Puppy Wizzzard teaches HIS FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Students HOWE to get
100% total non physical control of all their dog's
behaviors, nearly instantly, maybe even FASTER.
ASK ANYWON.
The Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~ } >
alpha.bob©
2008-01-15 19:13:10 UTC
Permalink
Maybe the dog is concerned that the smoke alarm battery is weak <snip>
Mike,
If you are so in love with Jerry {aka piss wizard), why don't you go
talk to him in person instead of crossposting his drivel?
--
Bob & Trouble

Email: Remove the ©
D***@I-Love-Dogs.Com
2008-01-06 03:45:36 UTC
Permalink
HOWEDY WakeBdr,

I'm posting to you directly in response to diddler's reply to your
post advising you to seek a HOWEsHOWELD wiring technician.
diddler is a PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINER... she knows
EVERY THING abHOWET dog behavior problems from first
hand EXXXPERIENCE goin through them with her own hyper-
active HOWETA CON-TROLL DEAD an DEATHLY ILL dogs.

diddler and the other posters here are MENTALLY ILL and
desperately need their rest. If you reply to them you'll be
inciting them to go MANIC and possibly require further
HOWEspitalization.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel
will not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something.
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this.
Anyone got any ideas of what might cause something like this?
You might get your house wiring checked?
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

HOWEDY diddler you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
animal murderin punk thug coward active accute chronic
life long incurable malignant mental case and backyard
puppy miller and professional dog training FRAUD an
SCAM ARTIST,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Yes. But in this situation, "leave it" would have been even better.
You mean INSTEAD of simply TRAININ the dog not to TAKE STUFF?
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I wouldn't have let Harriet pick up something like that in the first
place, much less allowed her to keep it. But, then, I've seen a dog
I cared about die from perforated intestines,
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

Seems there's a lotta THAT goin arHOWEND here <{}: ~ ) >
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
and I don't intend to ever to it again, if there's
anything I can do to keep it from happening.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

THAT AIN'T LIKELY TO HAPPEN.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I also wouldn't keep a dog in my home whose mouth I
couldn't take things out of. Even disgusting, tasty things
like bones.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Post by diddy
Having had Tuck almost die of perforated stomach
and intestines from a 2 1/2" wing tip,
Naaaah? Oh, you mean JUST LIKE HOWE all them other
DEATHLY ILL dogs of yours swallHOWED STUFF an
nearly DIED an needed abdominal surgery, diddler?
Post by diddy
I plan on never risking going there again.
That so? Oh, you mean like HOWE you JUST DONE with
Cappy eatin the HORSE SHIT an gettin an intestinal blockage?
Post by diddy
Of course, that was not my choice of action at the time either.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

YOU'RE A FRAUD <{}: ~ ( >

And NHOWE, on to the GOOD STUFF!

And THEN, through the MAGICK of INSANITY, SELF
AGGRANDIZEMENT, LIES and diddler's own POSTED
CASE HISTORY indellibly archived in The Sincerely
Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Grand
Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog, Child,
Pussy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey
Training Method Manual Forums And Human And
Animal Behavior Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory
Archives, diddler the shit stain smeared on the walls with
her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"diddy" <none> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.142...

A dog trainer must succeed. By nature, "Command" mentality
makes dog trainers a curmudgeonly lot. The deeper a dog
behavior digs in, the more willing a good trainer is to do
what it takes to uproot the undesired behavior.

This willingness to tackle what results in a battle of wills
is well pronounced in dog trainers. And if you think that's
something, try horse trainer lists, where the ante is upped X
1000 pounds and poor results can KILL you!

However, "nice little horsey " types are rarely successful
in horse training and rather self extinguishing bringing
about more moderation in established techniques.

BWEEEAAAAHAHAAA~!

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

BWEEEAAAHAHAAAA~!~!~!

LIKE THIS:

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

"Cappy the beagle killed one of my ducklings today.
Tuck grabbed a leg, and swallowed a leg and thigh
before I could get him.

a month ago, he almost died from swallowing a
chicken wing. Now I'm sweating all over again.

I think he's never going to be allowed out ever
again without a muzzle! (he seems alright thus far.

Re: Tuck's SAR experience

"diddy" <***@nospam.diddy.net> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.142...

I just came in from putting chickens to bed, and Tuck
had my computer keyboard on the floor, and there are
now two keys missing.

Ornery git

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Re: Just scheduled blood test--Zipper too
Post by diddy
Seems to me, that should be a standard question for
any pet having any problems at this time.
I took Tuck in last Wednesday to the vets because two weeks
before, he had chewed some old treated lumber. Knowing that
treated lumber used to be treated with Arsenic, and he ate a
substantial amount, I took him into the emergency clinic and
they treated him for arsenic poisoning.

A week later, he still had a raw stomach, esophagus and stomach
(revealed by endoscopy). He was treated with buffers, and antibiotics
to prevent infection of the inflamed tissues. Wednesday, still not
right, but improving, I took him back in for a recheck.

The first thing the vet did, was ask what foods I was feeding.
Which I understood why, but felt considering his current history,
was rather a unnecessary question. I felt we pretty much knew
what was going on with him.

Since he was greatly improved, we decided not to do another
endoscopy and just watch him. He's 100% back to normal.
Hope Cali is too.

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"diddy" <***@nospam.diddy.net> wrote in message
News:***@216.196.97.142...

My dogs aren't into beer that much.
But they sure love Horse poop!

"diddy" <***@nospam.diddy.net> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.142...

I've scorned your counter surfing dog all these years. I just
discovered this morning,I had one also. I was slicing Beef
tongue (remember the tongue table re: tribute to Cate's
mom?) and I left it on the counter,while I went to read email.

I suddenly saw movement in the kitchen and there was
Tuck scarfing down 7 pounds of sliced tongue. Oh my
goodness gracious, where did he put all of that?

ANYWAY... I owe you an apology.

humiliated in Ohio
diddy

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"diddy" <***@diddy.net> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.142...
On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:06:26 -0500, diddy <***@diddy.net> wrote:

my new puppy, Tuck, grabbed a raw chicken wing and
wolfed it down on sunday. He's been in the hospital daily,
admitted sometimes, and home montored others.He's been
supported supported daily by fluids, hoping he would pass
it, but he's destabilizing fast, and has just gone into surgery
to have it removed from his stomach, and his intestines have
intuscepted from being empty for so long, and they need
surgery also.

Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: diddy <***@whoops.I.said.WHAT?>
Date: Sun, 23 Feb 2003 12:51:33 -0500

Subject: Re: Disaster plans for dog owners

We left Reka outside, Mr beeegs crated, Taya in the
house.. because Reka plays when Taya doesn't want
to, and Danny came with me. I forgot Taya counter
surf'd. I had 3 sticks of summer sausage sitting on the
table that I was going to give away.

When I came home, all three sticks were gone, with
only the paper skins left that I'd wrapped them with.
Taya had eaten over 5 POUNDS of summer sausage!

I just had to laugh, because otherwise, I'd have cried.

diddy
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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Anyone have any suggestions for a golden (1yr old)
who won't stop retrieving my son's toys, especially
stuffed animals.
I have an elkhound that does this all day long.
I simply --take it from her, put it on my desk,
and give her a cookie and tell her "THANK YOU"
She never stops either ;)
IOW, you got THE SAME PROBLEM and NO METHOD, eh diddler?
Post by diddy
I have a 12 week old puppy, he's retrieving, tracking
(limited), getting slippers for me, I play scent games
with him (the old shell game, treat under cups game),
He's learning to search for toys, and knows they are
worth far more when redeemed to me,
Yeah:

"As a result, my desk top looks like a disaster area,

Duh? You need a EXXXCUSE?

"and when I can't find my monitor any more, I take a
huge sweep of the arm and knock them all on
the floor."

And do it again...

"Then she goes to work picking them all up again,
insuring that NOTHING ever touches the floor."

Yeah...

"I feel blessed."

INDEEDY!

"I used to have TWO compulsive retrieving elkhounds"

You mean you COULDN'T STOP THEM from STEALIN STUFF.

"working overtime!"

IN FACT, you CAN'T STOP THEM.

That's what the OP wanted to learn HOWE to do, diddler.

REMEMBER?

"Ahhhh for those days again!"

You been takin your anti psychotic medications, diddler?

"I want the original back!"

You got it, diddler.

"A full desk means I'm loved."

No, a full desk means your dogs are hyperactive
and obsessive compulsively bringin you stuff on
accHOWENT of YOU DON'T KNOW HOWE
TO TRAIN THEM NOT TO.
Post by diddy
than they are as treasures hidden under a bed.
OR maybe like your vet's office kitty locked in a crate?
Post by diddy
We spend time working on heeling, sits, downs, prolonging
the stay, stand for exam, and walking in the woods off leash,
introducing him to wildlife, so that he doesn't have such
intense curiosity that he forgets to listen.
Oh! You mean like your "TRACKING" dog Danny?

You had to surgically sexually mutilate IT to stop IT
from "gettin distracted" in the field from his
"TRACKIN WORK". REMEMBER diddler?
Post by diddy
I take him out in the barnyard aand allow him to chase
chickens, and the rabbits (on a cord) so that I can check
him,
You mean jerk and choke IT, don't you, diddler.
Post by diddy
and teach him "LEAVE IT" and am able to re-enforce it.
Ahhh! THAT'S HOWE COME dogs STEAL STUFF when YOU
AIN'T THERE to JERK an CHOKE them <{); ~ ) >
Post by diddy
He can be in full pursuit, and when I yell
"LEAVE IT" he instantly stops chase.
But YOU CAN'T TRAIN IT NOT TO DO THAT in the first place!
Post by diddy
The barnyard has interesting smells and
tastes, "leave it" becomes useful.
You mean, when you CAN'T TRAIN YOUR OWN DOG
NOT TO DO STUFF IT SHOULDN'T DO, ain't THAT
correct, diddler?
Post by diddy
He has a very reliable "Leave it" and recall.
So long as you're ABLE TO HURT HIM when he don't listen.
Post by diddy
Becaause he does..
INDEED?
Post by diddy
at 12 weeks, he's already reliable off leash.
Yeah, THAT'S NORMAL for a PUPPY. Wait till IT
is eight months old, you'll NEVER be able to
CON-TROLL IT witHOWET your SHOCK COLLAR <{); ~ ) >
Post by diddy
He's met many strange dogs, and knows to stand
steady or come to me, if other dogs rush him.
BWEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Post by diddy
I'm saying this, because at 12 weeks, he's already
grasped these skills. I've turned his desire to play
chase me (which stealing the slippers is a form of)
into bring to me. I've become his personal entertainment
director.
You're a MENTAL CASE diddler.
Post by diddy
If a puppy of 12 weeks can grasp these things,
You mean SHOES and barnyard chickens, diddler?
Post by diddy
a dog that is already picking up objects, can be
reversed in a short time to bring them to you instead.
That so? You mean by throwin a can of pennies
at IT while "wavin a stinkin dead macrel under
his nose withHOWET LETTIN HIM SEE IT", diddler?
Post by diddy
Your dog is obviously hungry for some sort of game
and mental stimulation. TRAIN him, and satiate that
desire, and redirect that intelligence to be beneficial
and entertaining to you both (as well as useful to you).
The original poster was lookin to TRAIN HIS DOG NOT TO
STEAL SHOES, not develop a GAME to enterTRAIN hisself.
Post by diddy
He's asking for mental stimulation. Give it to him, on
YOUR terms. He sounds like a dog that has a lot going
for him, with a lot to offer.
Oh? You mean like tearin your vet's office kitty kat to
shreds through the crate or do you mean like that DEAD
DOG you shot for eatin garbage, diddler?

Here's diddler's SUCCESS trainin her own dog not to
bark whine an cry all night:

diddy (***@nospam.diddy.net)
Subject: Oh My God
Date: 2002-01-16 13:39:59 PST

Two nights ago, Reka started acting frantic about 11pm.
I let her out. It's coyote breeding season, and she is
fascinated by them. I assumed she wanted to go out and
listen to them howling. I brought her in, and she spent
the night franticly and desperately demanding to go out.

After about 4am, I finally put her in the barn, locked
securely in a horse stall for the night.

She came in by morning, and had a normal active, playful
day. Last night, at 11pm, She franticly DEMANDED to go
out. I let her out, and brought her in. At midnight, she
DEMANDED to be let out. I let her out, but I went out
to the barn and got a crate, and decided she could
spend the rest of the night in the crate. We were NOT
going to do a repeat of the previous night AGAIN.

At 3am, she whined so loudly, I then decided not to
allow her to set a precedence of this type of behavior.
So I took her crate out to the heated gun shop and
decided to let her act out her bad behavior in peace,
and send a message that her obnoxious behavior
was not going to be tolerated.

This morning at 6am, I went out, and she had vomited
(normal looking dog food) and defecated in her crate
(not normal for Reka, but then, She normally didn't
sleep in a crate, NEVER gets corrected (she never does
anything to GET corrected for) and was probably nerves
from the outside experience, plus reprimand and solitary
confinement.)

I let her in the house while I cleaned the cage. Hoping
I had made my point. She acted healthy and normal, and
playful and chipper. But then I noticed a spot of blood on
the bathroom linoleum and in the bathtub. I was the last to
take a bath, so I knew REKA was the last in the tub.

That blood didnt come from me, so it HAD to come from
Reka. Thinking about her nearing the end of her heat cycle,
I still didnt think a lot about it. I thought her obnoxious
behavior the past couple nights WAS her heat cycle..
and corresponding coyote breeding season.

Then while feeding her breakfast, I saw the whole story.
She had blood (fresh) streaming from her RECTUM. UhOh.

I had her at the vets office this morning before he
opened. He just said her intestines were all bunched
up with huge air pockets.

Was there any chance that she ate strings of carpets? I
said, last Thursday we took a plastic tarp out of the yard
that we had over the grill to protect it from the weather
because she was chewing it. That would explain EVERYTHING.

The strings are binding and bunching up her intestines,
cutting her internally and tying her intestines in knots as
it works its way through.

Reka is in a very critical situation. She is going to
require extensive and expensive surgery that I cant
afford. I will manage.

Even with the surgery, her condition will be critical
for awhile. Scary thoughts. I would never have
treated her the way I did last night, if I had even a
clue that she was sick. I feel so badly.
--
diddy

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in thread news:***@207.115.33.102:
Shelly
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Lynn was making predictably stupid moves well beyond the day it
happened. Any sentient being could see what was coming from her
posts. THINK: UHOH, This isn't going to be pretty. And I'm not
clairvoyant!
So she's not allowed to screw up? But you are? What's obvious
to you or to me or to the lamp post is not necessarily obvious
to someone who is in the thick of things. Yes, I think she
screwed up--multiple times--and that in a perfect world, it would
have been avoidable. But she's allowed to make mistakes. If you
don't like me bringing up the Reka incident every damned time you
bitch about someone fucking up, then you might want to consider
how it makes you feel, and by extension, how it makes other people
feel when you do the same thing to them. This *should* be a
learning experience for you.
I wouldn't have done the Reka incident any differently, UNLESS
I knew before hand that she had swallowed tarp strings. Had I
known that , she would have been to the vet long BEFORE.. in
fact, as soon as it was discovered.

You bring it up, because you think it bugs me. It does not bug
me that I'm not clairvoyant. Not a bit. In fact, if you want to
bring it up time and time again (30 times a day if you wish) I
get the chance to explain it..

and the obvious. You are nuts and have to dig to find something
to twist and turn because you just can't find a knife.

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Subject: Re: While I'm Here: Pitt Bull Guarding House
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
The gun shop is heated/carpeted and even has a chandelier.
Perhaps it's only vile because it has guns in it, right?
Except when she was banished to the barn. But the point
is that you made a mistake--one of biggest ones I've seen
since I started lurking here. You assumed your dog was
misbehaving, and you punished her for it, when the very
first thing you should have done was to consider a medical
cause for her change in behavior.
Everyone makes mistakes, yet you hold other people
to a higher standard than yourself.
That's hypocritical.
I had no reason to believe she had a medical issue.

NONE.

She behaved that way the night before in the presence of
Coyotes. She came back in the house during the day, ate,
drank, played normally. There were no signs of stress.

NONE.

Then when the coyotes came out the following evening, the
whole scenario restarted. It was colder that night, so
rather put her in the horse barn where I could hear her.

I put her in the gun shop where it was warm.

I don't think that was a mistake any more than your
letting Elliot layin a pool of blood the day he died.

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HOWE COME you didn't just TRAIN your "LEAVE IT" command?:


"The barnyard has interesting smells and
tastes, "leave it" becomes useful."

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Post by diddy
Curious how many choose to crate a dog forever,
whenever they leave the house and/or overnight,
or how many choose to wean from household
crate usage (usage being shutting the dog in the
crate, not the dog choosing to hang out there) at
some specific ages or maturity levels.
Not for how long during a workday, but how
long for a dog's lifespan?
I plan on crating Tuck whenever NOT supervised
(which isn't often.. he usually is with me) Until the
day that he quits tearing apart everything in sight
when I leave the room.

A dog proof room doesn't work.

He's figured out door knobs. He's figured out cupboards,
and he loves to tug open dresser drawers. He's not
interested in anything left out in the open.

He's into treasure hunting, figuring anything worth
secreting away is worth his effort discovering. He's
discovered the sock stash is in drawers.

Trash cans? --not interested.
Counter tops? --not interested
Counter tops -with food? --not interested
Dog food sitting on the floorin open bags? --not interested

razor blades from bathroom drawers? ... Very cool stuff!

Mom really gets bent too!

nope.. His crate is going to be occupied for
some time to come.

As for the beagle.. She's never been trustworthy.

She's getting senile and never will be trustworthy,
so a crate is in her future until she crosses the bridge.

Reka, no crate at no time, She lost her crate when she was
5 months old. Both Tuck, and reka hangout in crates by choice.

Reka dens in the bathtub usually. (kind of a crate) But she
likes the beagles vantage point, because the beagles crate
is on top of Tuck's. Right next to the window so she can see
out. Tuck prefers the compartment with a view as well.

I always have to vacate him (even though the crate on top is
too small for both elkhounds, it's their preferred lookout)
when I wantto stick in the beagle.

Reka sleeps under the bed at night or in the bathtub at night
if it's really hot. She sleeps in the bathtub by day when not
watching from the penthouse suite.

Tuck is not crated at night, and has chosen to sleep in
the closet. The beagle holds down the couch, night and day.

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SEE?

HOWEver, it just keeps on gettin BETTER!:

Subject: Re: hyper puppy - normal?
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Thanks. She is a Brittany Spaniel. I yelp like
a puppy when she does it and sometimes that
works - sometimes she keeps after it though.
A swat on the nose or holding her snout
closed as I say "no bite" - will either of those
be okay to do if she keeps at it?
There are schools that say a 9wk old puppy is too
young to be held accountable for their actions, so
I'm not sure I'd crank up harsh corrections on them.
A swat on the nose may be in that realm at this
point. Holding the snout closed is more appropriate
with the "no" correction at this point if you ask me.
Puppys ARE accountable for their actions, and if
you don't start teaching them, when WILL they be
accountable?

Tuck was housebroken at 6 weeks old. And he had
already learned not to mouth people. WHY? Because
I taught him. (In the very same Method Jack Morrison
had already prescribed. It works) I do agree the poor
pup should not be face swatted.

In the same vein, I'm going to steal Jack's comments
about the Bigotry of low expectations. If you don't
believe a dog can do something, they surely can't.

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THAT SO?

Subject: Re: The kind of mess uneducated breeders are making

No idea what he is. He's supposed to be part chow, but he
looks more aussie/duck tolling retriever to me than anything
with a pomeranian tail.

His facial animations are hilarious, you can see the wheels
turning, and he's very engaging. The down side is, a kid from
next door came over and pulled his ears, and he bit the kid on
the face resulting in a $300,000 plastic surgery.

I have a zero tolerance for dog bites, and would normally
put a dog that did that down, but this dog was the victim
here.

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diddler wrote:

I think paper training is ALWAYS a bad idea if you ever plan
on expecting them to potty outside. It makes the process harder.

I suggest crate training her, so she can be managed in between
potty periods. After she goes outside successfully, she can then
have supervised free time until she's due for another potty interval.

Take her out if she doesn't go, crate her, and offer her frequent
trips outside until she's successful. No bedding in the crate.

When she nips, don't play any more.I'd crate her for rough play.
I also press athumb intheir soft palate, and let them" TRY" to
spit me out. They soon enough learn that I am something they
do NOT want in their mouths

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Subject: Re: Dog Noses in weird places.

Tuck was in a variable surface test last may.
It was hot (relatively.. it would be a pleasant
day compared to today)

Tuck found the first shade and quit.

Thus, he failed.

I had an opportunity to allow him
to finish the track, and he did so.

The tracking committee was unaware that there was
also a Homeland security disaster preparedness drill
that day on the same site that was Tucks track, so
he had to deal with National Guard, police, fire,
and ambulance services thronging around the school.

The throngs never rattled him, but the heat did.

He tracked right through the crowds, and laid down
in every shady spot he found. One time he crawled
under a police car parked along side the road.

The track layer nodded, and said.. that's where I walked.
Except Tuck had to be encouraged to come out, because He
found relief there.

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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

Subject: Re: untrainable beagle! NEED HELP
Post by diddy
i have a ten year old beagle who i got from the animal
shelter 5 years ago. its pretty clear he was abused in
some form before he ended up in the shelter; when ever
i reach for something, like the tv remote, too quickly he
flinches. he gets scared when i sweep the kitchen floor
and hides under the bed.
I have one too. I don't know her past history,or her age.

I use an antibark collar on her for my sanity. She's very
quiet, until I take it off. It doesn't train her not to bark,
because she barks when the collar is off. (beagles "Do
that")

There may not even be batteries in it, but she doesn't
bark... just in case.I'd supervise the first time you try
it, because I've heard of some dogs barking, and going
so spazzy over them that they died.

I really don't think you are going to train a dog that
age, especially a beagle, NOT to bark. I see your
options as being:

1) anti-bark collar
a)citronella
b)electronic
c)bark buster (your neighbors will
probably complain asmuch about
that as the howlng)
2) surgical debarking
3) placing the dog and accepting the consequences
4) moving

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BWEEEEAAAHAHAHAAAA~!~!~!

MOORE FUN W/DIDDY and what DANNY and
TAYA (with heelp from TOBY) did with the Vet's
OFFICE KITTEN after they got home from RUNNING
AWAY BUT DIDN'T CROSS A STREET!:

DIDDY ON CATS (shoot, don't trap)

From: diddy
(***@nospam.diddy.net)
Subject: Re: What would you do in this situation?
Date: 2002-05-31 14:49:22 PST

Actually, I borrowed the vets office kitten once for a
couple days for school education on pet care and safe
handling as well as responsible pet ownership.

I kept the kitten over night in a crate within a crate
and yet my dog (yes, Angelic Danny, as well as Taya
and Toby tore that kittne to threads from between the
crate bars. (apparently he stuck his paws through the
crate to bat at the dogs. I was out doing yard work
and rushed in to find the little kittens pieces and
parts being torn through by ALL the dogs.

I called my girl friend to come get my dogs. I screamed
displeasure, and stalked out with the kitten. Danny, et
al spent 3 days in a kennel until I finally felt like I
could interact with them without doing bodily harm. All
three dogs were never touched, but knew they had done
something so unspeakable that I wouldn't associate with
them and they got banished.

To this day, Taya (mom and Dad's dog) and Danny
will not look at a cat. When confronted with one,
Danny wees himself and cowers hiding behind me
for help.

I'm not saying this would work this way with all dogs,
But mom and dad now have a house cat, and she has
never been harmed by any of the dogs. Danny is there
all the time, unsupervised, and has no interest in
harming the cat.

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DIDDY AND THE DOBERMAN WHO BLED
Post by diddy
It's explained on the AKC website. And I'm very sorry to
hear this. I too had a dog that I wanted to finish
Oh, here's one you finished alright, you finished her real
good because she made you late for work after you cut her
ears off.

Date: Mon, 05 Aug 2002 13:03:37 -0400
From: diddy <***@nospam.diddy.net>
Organization: bright.net Ohio
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Post by diddy
There is a detailed explanation of the pain side of things
in the report I mentioned to Lone. If I can get the new
lead for my scanner [hopefully today], would you like me to
e-mail it to you so you have the veterinary
view of it ?
I someone crops ears, I feel it's for hygenic methods
as well as aesthetics. I'm not saying cropping is not
painful, taking two dobermans through cropping (one with
von Willebrawns.. and THAT was ugly -- and I finally put
her to sleep at one year old because I kept coming home
from work finding my house in a bloodbath every time I
came home from work, and was told I was going to get
fired for absentee if I continued to miss work in the
afternoons after coming home for lunch, and having to
run the dog to the vet.

The mental stress of dealing with such a dog was unreal,
dealing with the unknowns of what she was going to do next
(tear a nail, puncture herself, bruise herself.. the
emergencies she created for herself were unreal)She also
kept catching her dew claws on things, and I finally had
them removed.

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From: diddy <none>
Date: Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:00:29 -0600
Local: Sun, Nov 11 2007 1:00 pm
Subject: And then there were......

I was prepared a few hours ago to post there were now
only two dogs. But after a trip to the Dayton Emergency
clinic, we are now only $200 poorer and brought home a
very torb'ed up beagle.

We estimate the beagle to be about 14.

This morning she had severe abdominal distress. Pacing,
whining, and crippling spasm, accompanied with the most
pitiful moans and groans you ever heard.

My husband said, if it's serious (LOOK HERE.. ANY PAIN OF
THAT MAGNITUDE IS SERIOUS!) we weren't going to fix it, we
would simply put her down. But she got out yesterday, and
indulged in a buffet of horse meadow muffins.

She may be impacted, and it might pass.

I told him she's in pain, and transient or not, we
have to do something about the pain while we
wait to see if the issue resolves or not.

So the vet said, if you aren't fixing it. Let's juice her
up on Torbugesic, healthy doses of antibiotics, with reglan
to move things along. We just treated everything. So if
there is improvement, we will assume fixable. If not.. I
will write that "And then there were two" post.

to be continued.....

Monday, November 12, 2007 7:39 AM
Beagle Report

"diddy" <none> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.142...

Thank you everyone for your well wishes. Cappy woke
up this morning, bright, hungry and seems entirely
normal. Whatever it was, seems to have passed.

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Well, NOT REALLY after all...
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Thanks for asking. Yesterday was touch and go.
Yeah? As opposed to "bright, hungry and
seems entirely normal" on Monday mornin?:

Monday, November 12, 2007 7:39 AM
Beagle Report
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
She went to the vet Sunday/Monday/Tuesday for ramped
up Torbugesic. As long as she was doped, things went
pretty well. When it wore off, things went down from
there.
What happened? Did she eat more POOP?
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
What a nightmare. In fact it brought back the panic
I went through with Champ when he got blocked after
eating cat litter years ago.
Naaaah?

Oh, you mean JUST LIKE HOWE your other dogs Tuck,
Reka and Danny swallowed CRAP like your veterinarians
OFFICE KITTY, an nearly DIED?


"diddy" <***@nospam.diddy.net> wrote in message
News:***@216.196.97.142...

My dogs aren't into beer that much.
But they sure love Horse poop!

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BWEEEAAAAHAHAAA~!

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

BWEEEAAAHAHAAAA~!~!~!
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
How's Cappy?
diddler might have to MURDER him like HOWE she done
Danny and had the same RESULTS terri done when she
MURDERED her DEAD DOG Mojo <{}: ~ ( >

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

BWEEEEAAAHAHAAAA~!~!~!
Post by diddy
I wonder if the screaming was just her coming
out of the drugs, and nothing to do with pain?
No she was pain, because you could see her cringing.

And she just passed one big solid rock hardball.. so I
think she was just constipated. I think there are more
to come, and since i posted, she's still whimpered a few
times, I think this was a blockage issue and the reglan
moved things along.

We weren't going to operate if it was a blockage.

We simply would have put her down.

Well When Cappy was sick last week, my husband said,
she's old, she's not worth anything, and we aren't going to
put the money into saving her that you would put into your
dogs. We just aren't going to fix anything.

HUH?

Well I can understand not giving her a kidney transplant
if she needed one... but look it.. she's in pain.

Him: wait and see if she gets over it.

Me: She's in pain

Him: Well I'm not going to go out and shoot her, if she
can just pass this thing she swallowed.

Me: She's in pain.

Tuck finally demanded that I take care of her, and I told
my husband, I was taking her to Dayton Emergency Hospital...
because she's in pain. I won't fix anything, but we ARE doing
pain management while we see if she recovers or not.

So i shamed him into going, and the vet treated her for a
bunch of potential problems, and we diagnosed nothing.

Three days later, three consecutive Emergency vet visits and
$600 poorer, and one better beagle... We both agree, it isn't
about what a dog is worth, it's about basic needs. We now have
a very expensive old beagle, and she feels like she was worth
every penny. So do I. I've never even had any emotional
investment in the dog. But she doesn't deserve to suffer.

We won't ever fix anything on her.. but she's entitled to her
comfortable place holding down the couch, and living pain
free until her time comes.

This time was not her time.

We both learned a lesson over this beagle. My husband learned
that it's not about worth. Every life has worth. If you take
responsibility for a life, it then takes on a value.

You have made a contract with that life for food, shelter,
and at the very basic level... a life without unreasonable
pain.

My husband learned something about me. Even though i have
never made a commitment to that dog, i have now, because
she was not allowed to live under my roof in pain.

I learned something about that beagle. Even though we have
both shared the same roof for probably 5-6 years, and I
never recognized her as our beagle, but more the beagle that
came, and stayed, and her owners never came looking for her,
It just occurred to me, that she's ours NOW.

And i share your sentiments about being appalled at what some
people consider basics, others consider luxuries. I can make
a living (and DO) on the stuff my wealthy neighbors across the
street throw away.

My son's father in law and I were sitting at the table cutting
up a deer this afternoon. And were discussing the same thing..
Basic NEEDS, and WANTS, and distinguishing the difference.

To me, a luxury is paying my dialup internet. I can live
without the internet. The internet to me is an indulgence
but very cheap entertainment. We were laughing about his
daughter's (My daughter in laws) compulsion to shop, and
her lack of recognition to tell the difference between
NEED and want.

And there is a Chasm between the two.

Obviously a roof over my head is a need to me. But people
survive on the streets homeless. Therefore, even then my
definition of NEED becomes a luxury.

If you stop and think about it, even living a very bare
bones existance is pretty luxurious. I am a lavish
spender. I have pets. nuff said.

NOT QUITE, diddler:

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

Date: December 29, 2006 5:47 AM

Subject: Re: Dog chewing up floors
Post by diddy
I, for one, am glad that the Puppy Wizard comes across
as a complete loon given what his advice is since it
makes it less likely that people will take it instead
of the advice of someone else I think gives better advice.
For the record, The Puppy wizard over-rates himself. But
"his" (tm) methods are pretty much tried and true methods
that trainers have used and some still use today.

There are better methods out there now. But the ones posted
in his manual (now that he has removed the advice to SPIKE
a dog's temperature to dangerous levels) are sound. they work..
no matter what we think of the puppy-wizard and his packaging...
"his methods" <cough> are just as valid as anyone else's

"His methods" can stand some updating, and he definitely
needs to look at some repackaging.

Hopefully others add a slicker delivery to grab attention,
but truthfully, when you look at the cat fights that go on
here, and stand back and watch in perspective, it's rather
hard to determine the sane ones from the lunatics.

In fact, an awful lot of people here come off looking
rather tainted. A person needs to have a good filtering
device to sort out the noise.

TPW just has a problem that's too painfully obvious.

--------------------

You mean, LIKE THIS?:

HOWEDY diddler you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin animal
murderin punk thug coward active acute chronic life long
incurable malignant mental case and backyard PUPPY MILLER /
professional dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
IIRC, we used a version of this method in obedience class
for Zoe and Queenie. It was usually a long leash, and it
helped to enforce the come, mainly by getting their attention.
Of course, after they did come, we gave them a treat and
praised them to the skies.
The dogs had already learned sit and stay, but sometimes
their eyes would drift and it could be hard to get their
attention.
Eventually we learned to have them come without the leash,
but almost everything was done on- leash to start with.
ceb, We teach the recall on a long lead in obedience classes also.
That so, diddler?
Post by diddy
We had a dog leave the building once, and for
liability reasons, we use a long line..
Oh? What happened? Did your idiot imbecile son leave the
door open like HOWE he done your front gate an let your
dogs escape an get whacked by a car AGAIN?:

"I was in that position once when Becky was hit
by a car when my son left the yard gate open."
Post by diddy
In fact, I belong to 3 obedience dog clubs,
and all three teach the recall on a long line.
That so, diddler?
Post by diddy
And if I had a dog that didn't come, I would be
teaching my dog that way at home too.
That so, diddler?
Post by diddy
I've never needed to,
Oh, you mean on accHOWENTA you just SHOCK your dog
when IT blows you off, ain't that correct, diddler?

LIKE THIS:

"When Tuck was a little guy, all of a sudden he started blowing
me off on recall. Yes, Yes i did, put him on a remote collar. It
took one time (he hadn't established a pattern yet) and it fixed
the problem. When I call, he doesn't even think about it. he turns
and is on the run.

I think a dog should have a sound recall base before doing the
remote trainer. As he ran the other direction, I upped the stim
a level, it took twice in one training session and NOT coming
has never been a thought since."

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!

"And if I had a dog that didn't come, I would
be teaching my dog that way at home too. I've
never needed to,"

That so, diddler?
Post by diddy
but since the OP is having issues, your advice is spot on.
Oh, you mean, LIKE THIS, diddler?:

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

ALL ABOARD~!

BWEEEAAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed,
and those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

Here's diddler TRAININ her neighbor's dog
to stay HOWETA her garbage:

"My Husband Shot A Dog That Had Been Tearing
Up Trash Up And Down Our Road For Years Making
An Unbelievable Mess. When We Finally Killed The
Culprit, The Whole Road Cheered," diddler.

From: diddy (***@diddy.net)
Subject: Re: Dog Shot, Neighbor Charged, Anchorage AK
Date: 2002-11-08 07:00:27 PST

I guess if I felt Danny was threatened, it's the way
I would react. There would be none left standing
to deal with the threat just in case.

If someone hurt him, I would not let borders or
continents stop me from pursuing justice.

Then again, I always feed Danny INSIDE. If
someone is feeding his dog outside, his own
dog might not mean THAT much to him.

If he was feeding his dog outside though, many
dogs are food aggressive, and that could most
certainly spark a dog aggression thing.

(and if the dog was penned quietly outside, what
was it doing in his yard?)

I shot a neighbors dog one night for chasing my
horses and called him to help me find it. I would
do the same for threatening my dog.

My husband shot a dog that had been tearing up
trash up and down our road for years making an
unbelievable mess.

When we finally killed the culprit, the whole road
cheered. Animal control had never been able in
years to catch this critter. (we think it was feral it
was certainly unkempt enough to have been....
and it had been shot at by MANY of the neighbors,
but it never frightened it off enough to keep it from
NOT tearing up the road the next trash day)

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From: diddy <***@diddy.net>
Date: Fri, 08 Nov 2002 11:27:11 -0500
Subject: Re: Dog Shot, Neighbor Charged, Anchorage AK
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
| My husband shot a dog that had been tearing up
| trash up and down our road for years making an
| unbelievable mess. When we finally killed the
| culprit, the whole road cheered. Animal control
| had never been able in years to catch this critter.
| (we think it was feral it was certainly unkempt
| enough to have been....and it had been shot at by
| MANY of the neighbors, but it never frightened
| it off enough to keep it from NOT tearing up the
| road the next trash day)
Y'all take killing dogs pretty lightly. I'd have tolerated
the trash problem before I would have killed the dog.
No kidding.
Post by WakeBdr
But putting up with it wouldn't have been necessary.
The trash could have been better secured and the
problem would have been resolved.
Yep. Where's the condemnation of the people not
securing their trash. Especially since, IIRC, this is
the country we're talking about.
Cate
They were in the standard Rumpke plastic
waste containers they MUST be in.

If you are upset I advise you to keep your dogs at home.

As i repeated before, the time Danny and Taya got loose,
for all the dangers they faced out there, cars, disease,
coyotes, etc, the most immediate danger they were in,
was being shot.

This is why I immediately started canvassing the area
with full color door to door handouts emblazoned with
REWARD. DO NOT SHOOT these dogs across the top.

I knew every second they were loose, they were in grave
danger of being shot. At that time, Our dog pound was
on 20/20 for being one of the worst in the country (it's
not now, it's a modern model facility) i WANTED my
dogs there.

It meant they weren't out there being shot.

They would throw dogs in pens of 10-20 dogs, In spite
of the dirt and filth, if they got there, I had a chance
of recovery.

Roaming in this area is a very bad thing,
and people WILL shoot dogs.

Happens all the time.

If you like your dog, you keep it home.

A persons personal animals are more valueable to
them than your animal you don't think enough of
to keep at home.

--------------

LIKE THIS:

From: diddy <***@nospam.diddy.net>
Date: Wed, 06 Mar 2002 07:30:27 -0500
Local: Wed, Mar 6 2002 8:30 am
Subject: Re: teaching dogs "jobs"

(They were taught NEVER EVER to step on a road.... No foot EVER
touches the road!) Danny lost a tracking test once, because the
test crossed a seldom used gravel road. When he reached the road,
a car just happened to go by. He refused to cross the road, and
when I took him by the collar and nudged him, I was Disqualified
for aiding the dog. Danny simply will NOT cross a road.. when he
was intact, not EVEN for a bitch in season.

Now you have a dog that...

WHOOOOPS!

Whoops, Danny And Taya run away from
unsecured yard and imbecile owner BUT
CAREFULLY AVOID CROSSIN A ROAD.

Will they survive life out in the wilderness
out amongst diddler's coyote traps?

Will they get mistaken for coyotes and sold
to the highest bidder at the fur auction?

Or will they live again to do a help dummy diddy
do a demonstration on safe and responsible pet
ownership in the kitchen with the vet's office kitten?

Stay tuned, fans...
Post by diddy
Subject: Off Topic --MISSING DOGS
Date: 1999/04/14
I realize this has absolutely nothing to do with
Disney. Parks, but since those of us on this
newsgroup are from all over the country, I thought
you would understand this one time intrusion. We
are desperate to find these dogs....Please, if you
have any information, contact the e-mail address
at the bottom of the note. Thank you for your
understanding.........
Karyl Parks' (aka diddler) dog Danny - Ch. Alpha's
Decorum (I think that is his correct registered name)
is missing . For those that have never met Danny -
he is very special. Both trained for Search and
Rescue
You'd think her SAR dog could find his own way
back to his own HOWES, provided they ain't gotta
CROSS A ROAD gettin back???
Post by diddy
as well as service dog trained, CDX, etc.
But IT can't find ITS way back to his own HOWES?
Post by diddy
He does all the things that service dogs do
Like run HOWET on his people and not return?
Post by diddy
from opening doors, turning on lights, getting
clothes and shoes.
You FORGOT MURDERIN the vet's office kitty kat
and escaping and destructively chewing a rug and
gettin locked in a box in an HOWEtbuilding to muffle
his CRYING till he was SHITTIN BLOOD and went in
for intestinal obstruction.
Post by diddy
He is a marvel.
Naaah. You want a MARVEL? **MARVEL** at
that STUPID KAT that PAINICKED when diddler
snared IT in her leg hold STRANGLE / CHOKE
choke trap. She'd have BLUDGEONED IT had IT
not been wearin a collar. Perhaps she was lookin
for a REWARD, bein a SUBSISTANCE hunter
and all.

You call tying the dog to a wall training, diddler,
like HOWE you trained your fence to train your dog?

diddy wrote:

"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
We have a beagle. Before we got our last one, we
knew what to expect and spent a year re-enforcing
the fence.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
What we did.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
Double fencing, hardware cloth lined on the inside.
Wood ties under gates. A chicken wire apron extending
out into the yard 12 inches. (hog ringed to the upright
fencing). We chose chicken wire because it was flexible
and ground conforming. grass grows right over it, making
it invisible and easy to mow over. It's tacked down by tent
stakes every 10 inches. (this is our most considerable
investment)
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
The problems with it is that it eventually disintegrates,
rusts, pulls apart and need repair a lot. We placed tile
blocks over the top, because the tent stakes stick up,
and sometimes get hit by the lawnmower.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
Overall, it's a pretty decent system and works
MOST of the time.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
The beagle is persistent, and tends to work the inner
fencing, that's flimsy down, or tear it, making exit holes.
We recently cut down a couple yard trees that broke down
sections of the fence and they need re-enforcement.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
When the weather breaks, a whole new fence
is in order, but the system works MOST of the time.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
We did install an underground perimeter E-fence
at the fence line, and found a single strand 12 inch
high electric cattle fence around the perimeter was
just as effective, cheaper, less bothersome (no need
to wear heavy e-collars.. especially that mess up coats),
but both needed occassional maintenence.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
What we did.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
I admit our system fails occassionally, especially
when snow drifts are over the top of the fences
and erase any identifiable fenceline.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We installed (BEFORE getting the beagle) a 100
foot trolly line that crosses the yard.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
This is a safe, effective restraint system that has
always worked when immediate repairs or extra
security is desired.
If I go away and leave the beagle outside. He goes
to the trolly line, whether the containment system
is currently working or not.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
It's great for emergency situations, and the $17
last resort system gets used for the beagle far
more than I ever expected. It still allows reasonable
exercise range of area and mobility. The elkhounds
and the beagle still play avidly, and it's the cheapest
piece of mind security ever.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
A trolly tether system is the best for temporary
containment while discovering where the leak
is. In the snow, it's easy to discover the
leak. In the summer, it's more difficult.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
I do not like, or use our current underground collar system
"I admit our system fails occassionally"

BWEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!
Post by diddy
Because she's IMPORTANT to me.I'm proud of her. She
wasn't competing in anything. But she's an integral part
of my life, and It never occurred to me NOT to take her.
AS STATED, on accHOWENTA
YOU CAN'T LEAVE HER ALONE.
Post by diddy
No one Inquired about her titles, or lack of.
Hey diddler? Remember when you went over to timmy
aka buzzsaw's and jerked an choked an shocked his
dog till IT couldn't be jerked an choked an shocked
nodoGdameneD more and STILL COULDN'T TRAIN
him not to chase squirrels?
Post by diddy
They remarked that she was a very well behaved,
well adjusted, nice dog. And that she is. It doesn't
take a title to prove that. And She's beautiful....
She's the prettiest Dog I've ever had. She has
no championship, Nor does she need one to
acknowledge her beauty. She's Comfort food.
Yeah. And you're INSANE. AND a LIAR.

Here's diddler hurting and murderin
Post by diddy
2002-08-23 09:18:08 PST
Regarding this cat in the snare. It went nuts. It
leaped, and tangled itself, and most certainly
strangulated it's intestines. It had the snare
pulled tight down to the diameter of a dime (just
large enough to encircle the spine) around the waist
area. This cats snarled, and attacked. Trying to
extricate this cat was exceedingly difficult, not to
mention dangerous. Because I feared damage to the
intestines and death of the gut, I imagined
this cat was not likely to survive.
It would have been much simpler to dispatch the
unfortunate cat and take out the dead body. Instead,
this cat wore a collar. it deserved a chance, and
the owner deserved closure. (no id on the collar) .
It escaped, just as I released it and it couldn't be
taken to the vet for examination. I will probably
never know if this particular cat survives the
experience or not.
People in the area were aware that trapping was
being done and apparently still let their cats run
free, both endangered by the traps and by the
coyotes being targeted that are causing a problem
with their cat population.
Had that cat not been wearing a collar, I would not
have tried to release this hostile cat. Releasing it
may not have been a kindness, but then... cats
weren't supposed to be attracted to this type of
trap, in this position, and then they weren't
supposed to go ape, to get themselves in this
situation. If you like your pet, you keep them home.
--------------------------------
Date: December 29, 2006 5:47 AM

Subject: Re: Dog chewing up floors
Post by diddy
I, for one, am glad that the Puppy Wizard comes across
as a complete loon given what his advice is since it
makes it less likely that people will take it instead
of the advice of someone else I think gives better advice.
For the record, The Puppy wizard over-rates himself. But
"his" (tm) methods are pretty much tried and true methods
that trainers have used and some still use today.

There are better methods out there now. But the ones posted
in his manual (now that he has removed the advice to SPIKE
a dog's temperature to dangerous levels) are sound. they work..
no matter what we think of the puppy-wizard and his packaging...
"his methods" <cough> are just as valid as anyone else's

"His methods" can stand some updating, and he definitely
needs to look at some repackaging.

Hopefully others add a slicker delivery to grab attention,
but truthfully, when you look at the cat fights that go on
here, and stand back and watch in perspective, it's rather
hard to determine the sane ones from the lunatics.

In fact, an awful lot of people here come off looking
rather tainted. A person needs to have a good filtering
device to sort out the noise.

TPW just has a problem that's too painfully obvious.

--------------------

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

From: diddy <***@scared.to.death.with.our.political.situation>

Subject: Separation Anxiety

All this talk of SA. Thios goes way off topic, but it's
SA to the extreme.. but goes both ways. I know Danny has
Separation anxiety. He doesn't do physical damage, he
internalizes it.

Which I wish he wouldn't.

The vets all try to "fix" it and consider it a real problem.

I don't see it that way. I feel physically ill without him.
So it's mutual. I have made sure Reka does not EVER get that
attached. I do not want "our" mutual separation anxiety fixed.

I just take Danny me everywhere, and am honored by his company.

I resent the vets that they consider this a "problem". In fact,
I stole him out of a specialists care that thought the SA should
be fixed right then and there. They kept me out in the waiting
room for five days and nights, while my dog was on the other
side of the door.

He escaped, knowing I would be there for him. He opened, what
they considered inescapable cages, under 24 hour observation.
It takes 2 hands to operate the latch, and apparently he used
a paw and a tongue to break free dragging his intubations and
iv's with him as he burst into the waiting room to be with me.

I burst into tears and was so happy to see him.

The doctors couldn't throw me out of there, because it was
a 24 hour clinic. But they decided his SA was inconducive
to his health. They were going to fix it right then and there.

They ordered that I was NOT to see my dog.

I was deeply resentful of this, and the next time Danny
escaped (and he did) I grabbed him and ran from the clinic.
I called my vet on the 2 hour trip home, and told him I was
on my way home with my dog, and he needed supportive care.

My vet allowed me to stay with my dog.

He had excellent care. Top Notch. But I don't understand why
vets seem to think THEY own the dog while in their care. I
was paying for this.

I don't and never understood how a vet seemed to think they
have the right to keep you from your pet. I would never take
my dog back there. Apparently since he had been passed from
specialist to specialist, this was the only place that could
perform the surgery he needed. But they were totally insensitive
to the emotional needs of both dog and client.

-----------------------

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

I think 4 hours or so, I had put him in a supposedly
"Secure" place, while I had to leave. When I got
home, he had trashed my house. From then on,
when I left, he got put in the horse stall.

He trashed my horse stall.

He then got a new horse stall, wore a E-collar,
I electrified the perimeter of the stall and we
were finally able to contain him while we worked
on his escape problems.

Once he learned that I was more determined to
defeat him, he finally subdued. But escaping, to
him was a game.

Both of us had a throughly miserable time during
the stand off. The dog is actually now a very good
citizen. He just had to meet someone more determined,
and stubborn and willing to go the distance to do what
it took, before he would stop.

Like I said, I thought he and I were going
to grow old together.

I am not going to go into exactly where we
went before we got that accomplished.

Let's just say it was "ugly"

------------------------------

"diddy" <***@nospam.diddy.net> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.132...

I loathe that ear cropping is done. On traditionally ear-
cropped dogs, I LIKE them that way. I wouldn't have a
doberman any other way. I had two dobermans, and thought
their ear croppings brutal. i don't consider tail docking
brutal.

I prefer men circumcised. I guess that's TMI. If my husband
suffered from the procedure, he's gotten over it.

-----------------

DIDDY AND THE DOBERMAN WHO BLED
TOO MUCH for her OWN GOOD
Post by diddy
It's explained on the AKC website. And I'm very sorry to
hear this. I too had a dog that I wanted to finish
Oh, here's one you finished alright, you finished her real
good because she made you late for work after you cut her
ears off.

Date: Mon, 05 Aug 2002 13:03:37 -0400
From: diddy <***@nospam.diddy.net>
Organization: bright.net Ohio
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Post by diddy
There is a detailed explanation of the pain side of things
in the report I mentioned to Lone. If I can get the new
lead for my scanner [hopefully today], would you like me to
e-mail it to you so you have the veterinary
view of it ?
I someone crops ears, I feel it's for hygenic methods
as well as aesthetics. I'm not saying cropping is not
painful, taking two dobermans through cropping (one with
von Willebrawns.. and THAT was ugly -- and I finally put
her to sleep at one year old because I kept coming home
from work finding my house in a bloodbath every time I
came home from work, and was told I was going to get
fired for absentee if I continued to miss work in the
afternoons after coming home for lunch, and having to
run the dog to the vet.

The mental stress of dealing with such a dog was unreal,
dealing with the unknowns of what she was going to do next
(tear a nail, puncture herself, bruise herself.. the
emergencies she created for herself were unreal)She also
kept catching her dew claws on things, and I finally had
them removed.

---------------------------

Hello diddler,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I don't know what to do anymore.
Until about 7 months ago my 9 yo. mix was absolutely fine.
But from one day to the other she started waking me up in
the morning at around 4:30 to 5am by running around restlessly
(hardwood floor) or simply sitting as close as possible to my
bed and breathing heavily, almost sticking her tongue in my ear.
He should spray Binaca or citronella in ITS face or lock
his dog in a crate in an outbuilding to muffle its noise.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
She does that for about an hour - sleep of course is impossible - just
to lay down eventually and her falling asleep again. At that point I am
sleep deprived and exhausted.
Don't put her out in the barn, that won't muffle the noise.
Put her in a secure out building in a crate and enjoy your peace.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I tried anything I could come up with: check the food,
check the water, check with the doctor if she's sick,
walk her more, walk her later, talk to her, pet her,
calm her, command her, nothing helps.
Not to worry. She'll be fine in the outbuilding if she's
locked in her crate. You'll get used to the noise.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I have simply no idea what's wrong with her. She does it
EVREY night, sometimes for 15 minutes, sometimes for two
hours. She never did it when she was younger, and I didn't
change anything in her or my life.
No problem. Just don't reward her for her bad behaviors.
Lock her in a crate outside and don't let her out if she's
making noise or you'll spoil her.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Please help me to get her (and me) sleeping again.
Just lock her outside in a box and enjoy your beauty rest.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Wonko
Any marked behaviour change, to me indicates
a trip to the vet is validated.
Unless you just lock the dog in a box in an outbuilding cause
punishing and locking her in the horse stall doesn't work for
barking at nite when your dogs is busting a gut from eating
the barricade you built to protect your garbage.
Post by diddy
I have had dogs panting at my bedside uncharacteristicly.
Yeah. And you punish them for that. And then you locked her in
the horse barn but you could still hear her cry. So you locked
her in another outbuilding in a crate cause she was going manic
with a TWISTED GUT from compulsive destructive chewing cause you
punish choke and intimidate your dogs, diddler.
Post by diddy
We did diagnostics
You waited till she was shittin blood after crying
and barking for three nites in a row, diddler.
Post by diddy
and EVENTUALLY we DID find a physical cause.
Destructive chewing twisted her intestines, and you locked
her out cause you got tired of punishing her so you could rest.
Post by diddy
My one girl had addisons.
And the other had a twisted gut and was crying for three
nites straight in agony, begging you to help her, so you
removed her to an even MOORE remote location.
Post by diddy
My boy had pancreatitis. My puppy had eaten splinters.
Before that, my boy had bleeding stomach ulcers
Not surprising. These are all a result of
compulsive anxiety disorder syndrome.
Post by diddy
Some took a great deal of testing and expense,
Yeah, took three days of tesing your dog in a box locked
in an outbuilding before the BLOOD WORK came back from
the laboratory in your bathtub. I guess your dog goes to
the bathtub to crap when you won't get outta bed to put
her out cause you'll abuse her if she has an accident,
after all, look what you do to her just for being SICK
because of garbage she's chewed because you drive her
INSANE with your choking and punishment and crating.
Post by diddy
and sometimes specialists to find.
So, you think it requires a scientist to diagnose intestinal
bleeding when your dog starts shtittin blood after ignoring
her crying for three nites straight?
Post by diddy
But in every case of one of my dogs having a changed
behavior, I have ferretted out the source with veterinary
help.
Because after three nites of constant agony and crying and
barking, she finally started shittin blood all over your
HOWES and that makes you upset. That's HOWE COME
she shits in the tub, cause she knows you'll abuse her if she
has an accident, diddler.

NO WONDER everyone thinks I'm a liar. NOBODY would believe this.

That's HOWE COME I quote you lying dog abusing Thugs so people
will get wise to you. UNFORTUNATELY, the quotes are so horrendous,
NOBODY believes them unless they can find the original source.

That's HOWE COME I've come in here to identify, expose,
and discredit our lying dog abusing Thugs, like you didddler.

According to our friend diddler you know the dog needs
to go out when they start shittin blood after barking
and crying for three nites straight locked in a crate
in an outbuilding to muffle her crying..

HOWE about that?

---------------

Here's diddler breedin her GENETICALLY DEFECTIVE puppy mill dogs:

From: diddy <***@diddy.net>
Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 08:55:27 -0500
Subject: Re: thunk thunk thunk

Many of us have raised pups without a mother.

Danny's mother was sent back to the breeder that I
leased her from when he was one week old. I don't
think it hurt him any. (long horror story on that..

I leased her, and part of the lease agreement was
that the breeder was to get half the litter. I
did not think she had a suitable temperament to
breed, and thus the breeder wouldn't allow me to
return the bitch until i paid in full.

I kept her for two years arguing why she should NOT
be bred, and finally bred her just so I could send
her back.

She was a top producing bitch.. but a flakehead) But
the reason was that she never got milk. She wasn't
the the role model I wanted for the litter (She was
sound fearful).

The litter went to work with me in a backpack. They
were off the bottle and eating from a pan at 2 weeks.
They were walking at 7 days, and had their eyes open
at nine days.

The entire litter was housebroken at 6 weeks. (Danny
was carrying around his favorite ducky at his 7 days -
-reading notes off the litter development records)

The litter was raised by the Carmen Battaglia Superpuppy
protocol, It was a lot of hard work, and worth it. Keeping
the mother with the litter is recommended, and had it been
most any other Dam, I would have kept her with the litter
in spite of having no milk. I think it turned out pretty well.

-----------------

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!

in thread news:***@207.115.17.102:
Shelly
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I wouldn't have done the Reka incident any differently,
UNLESS I knew before hand that she had swallowed tarp strings.
So the difference between you and Lynn is that Lynn
actually learns from her mistakes. Interesting!
There you go with twisted logic. How did I know
she was in distress and not coyote howling?

you are one twisted sister.

And anyone who agrees with your take on this are
doing so in support of the cabal. You are reaching.

---------------

NOT AT ALL. You'd KNOW if your dog was "coyote
HOWEling" Vs bein DEATHLY ILL in accHOWENTA coyote
HOWEling is a BEHAVIOR PROBLEM and therefore CAN BE
EXXXTINGUISHED NEARLY INSTANTLY just like ANY
behavior problem, unless of curse, you're a IMBECILE <{}: ~ ) >

Here's more:

Tuck is and has been fighting Pano and HOD since
5 days AFTER his distemper shot. (I had it done at
humane society vaccine clinic) My vet recommends the
distemper shot being given separately. yes,it takes
another trip to the vet.

The distemper shot is well known forcausing vaccine
reactions and even auto-immune response. (well thats
what vaccines DO..is kickin the auto-immune system)

But over loading an immune system can cause unwanted
reactions. In Tuck,it took the form of HOD/PANO.

There has to be some genetic predisposition to auto-immune
response as well. Tuck's Daddy had bad food allergies. (an
auto-immune response) and that should have alerted me toa
predisposition.

But I didn't realize the distemper shot would set off a
change of reactions that will last for one to two years.

My vet says, NEXT year, to be sure to re-vaccinate him with
the same distemper company that manufactured the distemper
shot that he recieved that caused the problem. Make sure he
recieves the distemper shot SEPARATELY from the rest.

Part of his treatment protocal is toFeed him large breed
puppy food (even though he is not a large breed dog) to
slow his growth.

So yes. in answer to your question, I have experienced a
reaction to the distemper shot. Or my dog has.. It's not
the same reaction as you are describing. But yes, I have.

---------------------

BWEEEEAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAA~!~!~!

Re: [ot] good thoughts please
.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
my new puppy, Tuck, grabbed a raw chicken wing and
wolfed it down on sunday. He's been in the hospital
daily, admitted sometimes, and home montored others.
He's been supported supported daily by fluids,
hoping he would pass it, but he's destabilizing fast,
and has just gone into surgery to have it removed from
his stomach, and his intestines have intuscepted from
being empty for so long, and they need surgery also.
He's lost more than half his body weight in the last
two days. please send a positive thought for him. I
know a lot of you don't like me. but he's not
responsible for his owners behavior.
Of course you have all the good thoughts we can
muster around here.
Do we have a report from today yet? I read
the one where he's a bit better....
His prognosis is really poor, even though his vital signs
are still good. he can walk to go out to potty, but he's
so painful he didn't want to.

he's miserable but drugged to the gills. He met me with
a meekly wagging tail. his face is swollen and his legs
are swollen, because he does not have the body protein
to assimilate the fluids.

When they did the surgery, his intestines were all stuck
together in one big adhesion. His intestines were even
stuck to his bladder, and they pulled them all apart, but
they wanted to glue themselves back almost immediately.

if they do that, he will die.

And this is what they were trying to do during the
surgery. I asked him if this is the case, why didn't
we just put him down?

I don't want him hurting like this, if he's not going
to survive it anyway. He said "no, beca...." and I
didn't hear the rest, the room got all green and hazy
and I had to sit down on the floor before I passed out.

So I really don't know why we are fighting to save him
if his prognosis is so poor. I told the vet to stop
talking.

He has peritonitis , no penetrations were evident from
the chicken bones, but we are assuming it was related
to the chicken wings. But he is also showing bone
anomalies similar to those dogs with a viral infection.

Viral infections can also cause abdominal adhesions.
so there were biopsies sent off for culture and testing.

He's also a low birthweight puppy, and my vet has suspected
there was a viral infection going on since birth, even
before he was born, because of lack of bone development
on the xrays.

when he looked at the prenatal xrays, he felt this litter
was in trouble. when they were low birthweight, he has
been working on that hunch, and he's been treating this
pup from the beginning as a suspect viral issue with an
immune mediated response.

his breeder calls my vet an idiot.

The massive adhesions he found also increased his suspicions
that this was not just the chicken bones but an ongoing problem.
he wanted to do the biopsy and i told him NO. (he tends to test
and test as if my dogs were lab rats) I need this dog fixed, and
regardless of the cause, the treatment is the same.

he says he needs to know and is paying for the test himself.
he says this information may be critical to his sister (who
is not exhibiting any problems btw) so he can suspect whatever
he wants, but i think he's looking for zebras, when he's
actually looking at a horse.

The lab work he is doing will confirm his hunch. it's his dime.
If he's right, Della (his sister) will also need to know.

if he's wrong, it hasn't hurt anything, and it didn't cost
me a dime. If he had a small pinhole leak from the bones,
it could also have set up the massive peritonitis.

Frankly, he ate the chicken wing, and was sick the next day.

Sometimes a horse is just a horse.

He started telling me how they handled the adhesion binding
and why he shouldn't be given up on, and why he thought he
had a chance, but I honestly didn't hear it, and asked him
to stop talking, because the fear of losing my little guy
was just so overwhelming, that I couldn't take any more.

the room was spinning, I was about to wretch and pass out.

I never heard what he had done to prevent that. He was about
to give me the good news, but I never heard it. The bad news
was so bad, I just wasn't in condition to assimilate any more.

This little guy was very similar to his Dad. They even keep
calling him Danny in the clinic, because he looks just like
him.

He's been a remarkable puppy, and shows endless talent.

We tried out for Ohio Task force one a couple weeks ago, and
he was the youngest one there by eight months! And he did the
best job of anyone. I was soooooo proud of him. I was very
proud of his performance. he's been a delight to train with
no apparent fears, tons of courage, biddability, and desire
to please.

I decided not to follow that route because orientation tapes
renewed old memories that reminded me even if I could (which
I had doubts) do the work, I was not willing to put my dog at
risk to the hazards that Task force One dogs are subject to.

He takes his tasks willingly and seriously .. he's a lot like
his dad. He's a very talented tracking dog, a wonderful gentleman,
consummate clown, noble companion, loyal friend, and helpful
assistant.

It's hard to believe that you can get so attached so fast.
He feels to everyone who meets him as a continuum of his father,
with the stability of his mother.

He runs out to the road, gets the newspaper and brings it
in as one of his favorite tasks. He looks for jobs he can
do, and picks up all the dog pans after eating, and hands
them to me, just like his dad did. He's constantly on the
prowl looking for something he can do where he can help.

He fills all the places that his dad used to be. No he
won't replace his dad, but he's filled the huge gaping
chasm that his dad left, and eased the hurt, and created
joy.

He also has his joyful moments. He likes to ride in the
car, and adjusts the air vents to blow in his face. He
hasn't learned to turn the cold control knobs yet, or he
would turn the car into a mobile igloo. He has learned
to operate door knobs, and nothing is out of his reach
unless crated.

Leaving the house for a few minutes and coming in to his
surprises such as finding bras dangling from ceiling fans,
and his projects strewn from one end of the house to the
other, or finding him all wrapped up in venetian blinds
as he tried to follow my progress outside, reminds me he
is NOT his dad, and is his ownunique personality.

Although I might look at his antics with discernment,
afterwards, it's good for a chuckle.

He's a puppy after all, and needs to be contained
when he's not being supervised.

===========

Here's diddler's MOST SUCCESSFUL trainin -

Here's diddler trainin her neighbor's
dog to stay HOWETA her garbage can:

"My Husband Shot A Dog That Had Been Tearing Up Trash
Up And Down Our Road For Years Making An Unbelievable
Mess. When We Finally Killed The Culprit, The Whole
Road Cheered," diddler.

From: diddy (***@diddy.net)
Subject: Re: Dog Shot, Neighbor Charged, Anchorage AK
Date: 2002-11-08 07:00:27 PST

I guess if I felt Danny was threatened, it's the way
I would react. There would be none left standing
to deal with the threat just in case.

If someone hurt him, I would not let borders or
continents stop me from pursuing justice.

Then again, I always feed Danny INSIDE. If
someone is feeding his dog outside, his own
dog might not mean THAT much to him.

If he was feeding his dog outside though, many
dogs are food aggressive, and that could most
certainly spark a dog aggression thing.

(and if the dog was penned quietly outside, what
was it doing in his yard?)

I shot a neighbors dog one night for chasing my
horses and called him to help me find it. I would
do the same for threatening my dog.

My husband shot a dog that had been tearing up
trash up and down our road for years making an
unbelievable mess.

When we finally killed the culprit, the whole road
cheered. Animal control had never been able in
years to catch this critter. (we think it was feral it
was certainly unkempt enough to have been....
and it had been shot at by MANY of the neighbors,
but it never frightened it off enough to keep it from
NOT tearing up the road the next trash day)

-------------------

From: diddy <***@nospam.diddy.net>
Date: Wed, 06 Mar 2002 07:30:27 -0500
Local: Wed, Mar 6 2002 8:30 am
Subject: Re: teaching dogs "jobs"

(They were taught NEVER EVER to step on a road....
No foot EVER touches the road!) Danny lost a tracking
test once, because the test crossed a seldom used
gravel road. When he reached the road, a car just
happened to go by.

He refused to cross the road, and when I took him by
the collar and nudged him, I was Disqualified for aiding
the dog. Danny simply will NOT cross a road.. when he was
intact, not EVEN for a bitch in season.

Now you have a dog that...

WHOOOOPS!

Whoops, Danny And Taya run away from
unsecured yard and imbecile owner BUT
CAREFULLY AVOID CROSSIN A ROAD.

Will they survive life out in the wilderness
out amongst diddler's coyote traps?

Will they get mistaken for coyotes and sold
to the highest bidder at the fur auction?

Or will they live again to do a help dummy diddy
do a demonstration on safe and responsible pet
ownership in the kitchen with the vet's office kitten?

Stay tuned, fans...

diddy wrote:

"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We have a beagle. Before we got our last one,
we knew what to expect and spent a year re-enforcing
the fence.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
What we did.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
Double fencing, hardware cloth lined on the inside.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
Wood ties under gates.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
A chicken wire apron extending out into the yard
12 inches.(hog ringed to the upright fencing).
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We chose chicken wire because it was flexible
and ground conforming. grass grows right over
it, making it invisible and easy to mow over.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
It's tacked down by tent stakes every 10 inches.
(this is our most considerable investment)
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
The problems with it is that it eventually disintegrates,
rusts, pulls apart and need repair a lot.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We placed tile blocks over the top, because
the tent stakes stick up, and sometimes get
hit by the lawnmower.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
Overall, it's a pretty decent system and works
MOST of the time.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
The beagle is persistent, and tends to work the inner
fencing, that's flimsy down, or tear it, making exit holes.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We recently cut down a couple yard trees that broke
down sections of the fence and they need re-enforcement.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
When the weather breaks, a whole new fence is
in order, but the system works MOST of the time.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We did install an underground perimeter E-fence
at the fence line, and found a single strand 12 inch
high electric cattle fence around the perimeter was
just as effective, cheaper, less bothersome (no need
to wear heavy e-collars.. especially that mess up coats),
but both needed occassional maintenence.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
What we did.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
I admit our system fails occassionally, especially
when snow drifts are over the top of the fences
and erase any identifiable fenceline.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We installed (BEFORE getting the beagle) a 100
foot trolly line that crosses the yard.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
This is a safe, effective restraint system that has
always worked when immediate repairs or extra
security is desired.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
If I go away and leave the beagle outside. He goes
to the trolly line, whether the containment system
is currently working or not.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
It's great for emergency situations, and the $17 last
resort system gets used for the beagle far more than
I ever expected. It still allows reasonable exercise
range of area and mobility. The elkhounds and the
beagle still play avidly, and it's the cheapest piece of
mind security ever.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
A trolly tether system is the best for temporary
containment while discovering where the leak is.
In the snow, it's easy to discover the
leak. In the summer, it's more difficult.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
I do not like, or use our current underground collar system
"I admit our system fails occassionally"

---------------

From: diddy <***@diddy.net>
Date: Fri, 08 Nov 2002 11:27:11 -0500
Subject: Re: Dog Shot, Neighbor Charged, Anchorage AK
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
| My husband shot a dog that had been tearing up
| trash up and down our road for years making an
| unbelievable mess. When we finally killed the
| culprit, the whole road cheered. Animal control
| had never been able in years to catch this critter.
| (we think it was feral it was certainly unkempt
| enough to have been....and it had been shot at by
| MANY of the neighbors, but it never frightened
| it off enough to keep it from NOT tearing up the
| road the next trash day)
Y'all take killing dogs pretty lightly. I'd have tolerated
the trash problem before I would have killed the dog.
No kidding.
Post by WakeBdr
But putting up with it wouldn't have been necessary.
The trash could have been better secured and the
problem would have been resolved.
Yep. Where's the condemnation of the people not
securing their trash. Especially since, IIRC, this is
the country we're talking about.
Cate
They were in the standard Rumpke plastic
waste containers they MUST be in.

If you are upset I advise you to keep your dogs at home.

As i repeated before, the time Danny and Taya got loose,
for all the dangers they faced out there, cars, disease,
coyotes, etc, the most immediate danger they were in,
was being shot.

This is why I immediately started canvassing the area
with full color door to door handouts emblazoned with
REWARD. DO NOT SHOOT these dogs across the top.

I knew every second they were loose, they were in grave
danger of being shot. At that time, Our dog pound was
on 20/20 for being one of the worst in the country (it's
not now, it's a modern model facility) i WANTED my
dogs there.

It meant they weren't out there being shot.

They would throw dogs in pens of 10-20 dogs, In spite
of the dirt and filth, if they got there, I had a chance of
recovery.

Roaming in this area is a very bad thing,
and people WILL shoot dogs.

Happens all the time.

If you like your dog, you keep it home.

A persons personal animals are more valueable to
them than your animal you don't think enough of to
keep at home.

--------------

I was in that position once when Becky was hit
by a car when my son left the yard gate open.

Every Rescue Elkhound that I have ever had Cruciate ligament
surgery done on had straight stifles. I've never had one that
was properly angulated tear. It would make sense that a dog
with greater angulation would put more stress on the tendons,
yet the straight angulation dogs in my experience, have been
the ones with cruciate ligament tears. When you mentioned that
was her only conformational fault.. I'm thinking..

kachink! Another one!

------------------

Cruciate ligament failure is CAUSED BY STRESS
from MISHANDLING, GARBAGE COMMERCIAL DIET and
TOXIC VETERINARY MALPRACTICE <{}: ~ ( >

Here's diddler hurting and murderin innocent
defenseless dumb critters for FUN and PROFIT:

From: diddy (***@nospam.diddy.net) Subject: Re:
cats : Crating/Caging: What constitutes abuse? Date:
2002-08-23 09:18:08 PST

Regarding this cat in the snare. It went nuts. It
leaped, and tangled itself, and most certainly
strangulated it's intestines. It had the snare
pulled tight down to the diameter of a dime (just
large enough to encircle the spine) around the waist
area. This cats snarled, and attacked. Trying to
extricate this cat was exceedingly difficult, not to
mention dangerous. Because I feared damage to the
intestines and death of the gut, I imagined
this cat was not likely to survive.

It would have been much simpler to dispatch the
unfortunate cat and take out the dead body. Instead,
this cat wore a collar. it deserved a chance, and
the owner deserved closure. (no id on the collar) .

It escaped, just as I released it and it couldn't be
taken to the vet for examination. I will probably
never know if this particular cat survives the
experience or not.

People in the area were aware that trapping was
being done and apparently still let their cats run
free, both endangered by the traps and by the
coyotes being targeted that are causing a problem
with their cat population.

Had that cat not been wearing a collar, I would not
have tried to release this hostile cat. Releasing it
may not have been a kindness, but then... cats
weren't supposed to be attracted to this type of
trap, in this position, and then they weren't
supposed to go ape, to get themselves in this
situation. If you like your pet, you keep them home.

-----------------------------------------------------

UNLESS of curse your backyard is POISONED:

Date: 2002-12-29 21:07:12 PST

HOWEDY Diddler,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Well, once again I caught my 4 yr old male Golden
Retriever - German Shepherd mix digging frantically in
back yard this afternoon and eating something. He is
completely obsessed with whatever is down there. The hole
is about 6" deep and only about as wide as his muzzle. I
see nothing when I look in hole when he is done. I live
in Indiana, and the ground has not frozen up for the
winter. My female Husky does the same thing although not
as frantically. I just recently spent $1000 on him in
emergency vet bills, xrays, 2 days in hospital, etc for
bloody diarreah and vomiting which happened after another
dig-eat episode a few weeks ago. I'm not sure the digging
and eating was the cause, but I suspect it. But then
there have been other digging episodes where he didn't get
sick. Almost exactly 2 yrs ago, I had a similar episode
with him.
Mine do that when they are digging for Grubs (June Bugs)
Sounds like fun, diddler. Do you sell their bodies
or use them for potions?
Post by diddy
Degrubbing the yard with Diazinon works a treat.
They like that, do they? I'll go get some. I just LOVE
listenin to them singin their little hearts out on hot
summer days. Kind reminds Your Puppy Wizard when
he was just a Wiz kid, of the cabin in the mountains at
the sea shore we spent summers.
Post by diddy
My neighbors also quit having skunk/mole/dog digging
problems when they treated their yard for grubs.
Yeah. That's what I was afraid of, diddler.

Didn't they take Diaz off the market about a year or two ago?
I don't think poisonin the yard with a dog that you KNOW eats
dirt and stuff is WISE. No wonder your neighbor quit havin
that problem. I don't think our OP wants to solve the diggin
problem by killin the dog, diddler.

Your Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
students cure digging in a few minutes over a couple of
days, maybe less.

-------------

HOWEDY diddler,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I don't think under the circumstances described, Leah
is NOT guilty of theft. Deception, possibly.. but
that's really iffy. She has broken no laws. Her
behavior has not fullfilled an ethical or moral
standard as would be expected from a professional
trainer.
And when you shot the neighbor's dog, you did so to
avoid the moral dilemma which Leah is being raked over
the coals for? You know, you could have took the dog in
and fed him, loved him, trained him and dewormed him,
like leah has done. And your horses would have been
safe.
But apparently, instead, you did the right thing...
and shot him.
Fuck OFF MIKEY
Excuse me Mikey, I just traced this.
Did you now, diddler? Kinda like huntin, ain't it?
Post by diddy
Fuck OFF JERRY! *PLONK*
Sorry diddler, you got me wrong, just like you did
all them kats and your dog shittin blood, diddler.
You can't shoot strangle or track straight.

HOWEDY diddler,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Just curious if these methods are still encouraged;
koehler is recommended by our professor SCRUFF SHAKE
when the dog is too big and too dangerous to scruff shake
noMOORE.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I personally could never do it.
Most of our experts are devout koehler fans.

HOWEver, they'll deny they use the painful parts. koehler
warns against that, sez that's HOWE COME people got
to kill their dogs, cause they don't follow the method
EXACTLY. Just like HOWE it sez in your FREE copy
of my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.

Only difference is, koehler sez you can't STOP hurting,
your FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual sez
you can't even scream NO or scruff shake your dog.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Wayne
There are still some old advocates,
You mean all our expert advisors here on
our dog forums, diddler.
Post by diddy
mostly in the law enforcement and security dog world.
Not noMOORE, diddler.
Post by diddy
This method separates the squeamish and soft dogs
Is that so, diddler? What's a SOFT dog, diddler? I never
heard of a soft dog. Are you talkin soft like fat assed and
lazy, like our experts here? Or are you talkin soft like in
out of shape MENTALLY?

Or do you mean to say dogs that can't take a lot of BEATIN?
Post by diddy
(something that is detrimental in LE)
Is that so, diddler? You mean dogs in security and police and
military work should LIKE being BEATEN? Is that DESIRABLE?
Post by diddy
from those hard dogs that let anything bounce off them
Anything, diddler? You mean like BULLETS? Or do you mean
like TRAINING STICKS and SHOCKING and CHOKING, diddler?

Are you talking about a dog that don't MIND being choked and
shocked and beaten and hung? Is that what you mean by hard
Vs soft dogs, diddler?
Post by diddy
as if it never happened.
Yeah. It never happened, diddler. NOBODY here hurts dogs.
Ask matty. Ask Binaca bethFIST. Ask janet boss. Ask Master
Of Deception blankman and melanie and leah and liea and
professor scruff shake?
Post by diddy
I would hope those training for pet use would not find his
methods of the 1930's and 40's still logical.
Well, well, well, diddler. I guess you must be a newbie here.
Either that, or you're one of the LYING DOG ABUSING THUG
COWARDS we got here who hurts and kills dogs and LIES
about it, diddler? Naaah. Not YOU. You're even on our kat
forums.
Post by diddy
I shudder reading them,
Do you now, diddler? Some of us CRINGE.
Post by diddy
and thank forward moving trainers for
moving us out of the dark ages.
Oh, indeedy, diddler. Thank you for supporting pain fear
intimidation and death.
Post by diddy
You would think he hates dogs.
Naah. He's a professional dog trainer, diddler. Most of our
dog lovers here swear by their koehler method for the really
tough dogs. The ones that LIKE to be beaten and HUNG.

Meanwhile, the heel with koehler diddler, we got a worse
scumbag to identify and expose. That be YOU:

From: diddy <***@nofair.spamming.com>
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 14:07:51 -0500

Subject: Re: "Timmie's in the well!!"
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Since Bodhi has arrived, Coda has earned himself a new
nickname: "Fun Police".
(Regardless if it's something he would've done as a puppy or not!)
LOL! Isn't that funny - kind of the opposite of Kavik.
Danny is a fun police also!! Miss Reka and Mr beeeeegs frustratingly
just ignore him. (Danny never did those things in his youth, however,
as he was a very serious puppy, hence, I thought he had a potential
temperament problem and didn't sell him)
Temperment problems? Isn't that funny. Danny. Temperment
problems. Its a damn good thing you didn't sell him though.
Dannys mother had temperament problems.. and I had leased her to
breed (she was a top producing kennel dog), when brought into a home
condition, she had no resiliency. She was finished as a puppy in just
5 shows, and then never left the kennel again except to whelp puppies.
I very much admired her structure/pedigree/bloodlines/health
testing/"get and their performance records"

She had just had a litter and had to be bottle raised because she had
no milk. The breeder lamented that she thought she would probably not
ever be bred again because of the milk problem. I took her home on
vacation. however i signed legal lease papers with a breeding
clause.

I never intended to breed her. I thought the papers i was
signing was to prevent me from breeding her.

After keeping her for two years, the breeder told me it was time to
breed her and return half the litter that I owed during her "lease"

I told her I did NOT want to breed her, and her phobia about leaving
fences, fear of noises, etc was not something i wanted to have in a
dog.

She said i "OWED" her a 1/2 litter of puppies per contract. i long
ago
threw out my contract, and she sent me a copy of hers. Sure enough, I
HAD to breed her. I argued that she was not temperamentally sound.

She was a ditz, and trying to work with her only to find her so
institutionalized that when she dissappeared, she was ALWAYS
standing at the gate shivering wanting to get INTO the safety of
the fenced yard.

(running away was not an issue with her.. she couldn't stand being in
a decision making situation,, and couldn't stand being outside a
fence... hardly the kind of dog that fits my lifestyle)

I did the obligatory breeding, and never dealt with that breeder
again.

Danny was an offspring of tthat litter. I was worried looking for
instability. Her offspring from other litters had a history of being
darlings, but with the neurotic behavior she had) Danny would never
play. He would sit analyzing anything the other puppies did, and if
they screamed, he would never do what they did again. He wouldn't
play... He just watched, deciding what was ok.. and what wasn't.

He figured if a puppy screamed while they were roughhousing, all
roughhousing was bad. He'd be in the middle of the pack trying to
break them up (fun police).. he took this to extreme in every facet
of his life, and I feared he was going to be like his mom, and
eventually aftraid to leave the fence.

The home I had picked for him had two little boys, and I was afraid
they would intimidate him (in spite of them being great and gentle
little boys, into being a fear biter if forced beyond the bounds of
what
he thought he was appropriate.) So i kept Danny and gave this family
glowing refeerrals to another family.

They watched Danny grow up, and his accomplishments, and felt that I
kept "Their" dog out of selfish reasons. They knew he was a "star"
and
just kept him from them *sigh*

Danny was the easiest yet hardest dog i ever had to train in my life.
He was bright, tried never to make any mistakes, you only showed him
something once, he took learning so seriously that he would practice.

Yet if he failed or misunderstood, he crashed. He'd be afraid to try
it
again, or assume the whole exercise was wrong, and he was to never
do that exercise again. If he feared he was going to make a mistake,
he stood there like a statue with his eyes closed and just shook.

He has been since VERY young, a perfectionist. He's still a
perfectionist. Yes, I considered this a temperament fault when
carried to this extreme. He worries about perfection even now,
until he gets ulcers :)

He did not belong in the home that was supposed to be his. That home
lost their dog they got instead, because the kids let the gate open,
and
the dog ran out and got killed in traffic. I'm glad he stayed.

His puppies also have that sensitivity and perfectionist streak. In
the
right hands, it's a gift. In the wrong hands, it's a disaster. Is it a
temperament problem? yes and no.. it's not a temperament just any
family usa should have and could deal with. so in essence, it's a
temperament problem. To me, and those homes who got his puppies,
and then had me do in home visits to teach them how to handle it have
found it a special gift. He's definitely a dog that is not for
everyone.

His great great grandfather was also known more for his intelligence
than his championship, He won a National Specialty, and yet he was
bred twice, and his puppies had the same wierdness and intelligence.

MOST people couldn't handle them, and he got neutered. Never-the-less,
Danny has three crosses in his pedigree to this same fruity dog. I
think he
got it honestly.

On the same note, Danny passes it on. I had to work with every one of
those puppies in their homes. Every one of them spent a month or more
in my house at a year old doing rehab , before I spent a week or
morein
their owners houses teaching them how to train and work with their
pups.

A litter that requires this DOES have temperament issues. At the same
time, each of these families has their name on a list, should I ever
breed Danny again (He has semen on store) I sold every pup on a
spay/neuter contract (this was before limited registration)

One violated that contract and bred their dog anyway. He's a champion
and as the only pup from Danny that was ever bred, many people bred
to him. Those puppies did NOT have the support my Danny puppies had,
and there were a bunch of disturbed and temperament problems in those
litters. I've been rescueing Elkhounds trying to clean up the mess
since.

You could never guess by looking at Danny that there was a
temperament problem. It was trained out when he was very young. It's
non-existant.. but it's there in his genes.. in that can in storage.
It's the reason I never bred him again. Although I would "like to"
someday. If I could find the right bitch, and knew that she would
have only "ONE" puppy.. for "me".

I had discovered that that very temperament weakness was his strength
that made him very special. Because it takes special handling to turn
it from detriment to gift.. I _do_ consider it a "problem".

---------------------------------

And then you WONder...
And then you don't <{}: ~ ( >

BWEEEAAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
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HOWEDY WakeBdr,

I'm posting to you directly in response to elegy's reply to your
post advising you to seek further veterinary assistance. Two
of her own dogs GOT THE SAME PROBLEM. That's GOOD!
That's GOOD on accHOWENTA she MURDERED her last
TWO DEAD "RESCUE" dogs for owner aggression and phobias.

elegy and the other posters here are MENTALLY ILL and
desperately need their rest. If you reply to them you'll be
inciting them to go MANIC and possibly require further
HOWEspitalization.
Post by elegy
On Sat, 5 Jan 2008 17:38:11 -0800 (PST), WakeBdr
Post by WakeBdr
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin
Spaniel will not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around
like she's deathly afraid of something.
Oh, you mean, LIKE THIS?:



elegy MURDERED her little DEAD Poodle "RESCUE"
DOG instead of simply PRAISING her for BEING
AFRAID and havin PAINICK ATTACKS JUST LIKE
HOWE she MURDERED her DEAD "RESCUE" dog
Homer *(who SOMEHOWE managed to LIVE to 12
years of age withHOWET HEELP from a RESCUER)
on accHOWENTA IT didn't LIKE being jerked an
choked and intimidated.
Post by elegy
My heart went out to that elderly dog, being dumped in a
shelter at this stage of his life. Losing not only his only
known home, but his owner at the same time. :(
Yeah, THAT'S HOWE COME elegy took in an freakin
MURDERED her LAST TWO DEAD "RESCUE DOGS".

HOWEDY elegy,

I been buildin a ramp myself, for you an your PALS!
Post by elegy
my little poodle was ancient and skinny as could be. she
wore a sweater in the house in the winter, a t-shirt in
spring and fall, and had a fleece coat to wear outside in
winter, but she sure never turned down a walk.
That's nice.

AND THEN YOU MURDERED IT FOR BEIN AFRAID.

LIKE THIS:

"elegy" <***@shattering.org> wrote in message news:***@4ax.com...

i never meant to own a poodle. i used to take those
online "what breed of dog is right for you tests"
and get poodle and go back and change my answers.

i especially never meant to own a little poodle.

sometimes life turns out to be the last thing you expect.

the first time i met her i had just started working
overnights by myself. she was hospitalized with
pneumonia and an ugly anal gland abscess. she
barked and carried on and peed in her cage every
twenty minutes and pretty much drove me crazy
all night and i absolutely couldn't stand her.

then one of our doctors brought her back to the
hospital for good. her owner had alzheimers and
had to go into a home, and pam said she'd take
siren and try to find her a home. the womans
other dog was an easy rehome- a 2 year old mini
poodle, cute as a button. but siren was 16, senile,
with advanced heart disease, not great kidneys,
full cataracts in both eyes, and no potty training
whatsoever.

she stayed about 2 months in the kennels. she
grew on me. i would leave her out with me at
night so she'd get some exercise and some
attention. one night i mentioned to the vet who
had brought her in that i wished i could take
her but was afraid i couldn't afford her.

she'd need multiple medications, regular bloodwork,
x-rays, etc. the vet offered to pay for her medical bills
if i'd give her a good home.

she told me she didn't expect siren to live more than
a year. she lasted 18 months and 4 days. she could
have kept going physically. but her little brain had
just run out. the past two weeks she's just been terrible.

she was pacing nonstop and wouldn't or couldn't stop.

i'd pick her up and try to bring her back to bed and
quiet her down, and her legs would just keep pacing
as i held her.

she was getting lost and stuck in corners, and at walls,
and in weird places i can't figure out how she got into.
she hardly knew where she was or what was going on
anymore.

and when i asked her what she wanted, all i got was
an overwhelming feeling of apathy.

so i took her in tonight after appointments and we
put her to sleep. it was one of the hardest decisions
i've ever had to make.

i think i've been crying for a week. i thought i was
cried out, but when the vet was giving her the
injection and started crying,

i lost it.

i'm home now and just feel so empty. i have to
figure out what to do with all her things. her bed.
her coats. i feel so lost.

they got me beautiful flowers at work and i keep
looking at them and tearing up again because i
am just so touched.

she was a special dog and she touched a lot of
people's lives. i miss her very much.

goodnight my little space princess. sleep sweet
and remember me in your dreams.
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Post by elegy
petey was a pit bull.
http://shattering.org
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SEE?
Post by elegy
Post by WakeBdr
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this.
Yeah. THAT'S HOWE COME elegy MURDERED her little DEAD DOG.
Post by elegy
Post by WakeBdr
Anyone got any ideas of what might cause something like this?
Yeah. WONder HOWE COME elegy sets her INFORMATIVE
posts to EXXXPIRE in six days, WakeBdr? Ask elegy if she'd
answer just WON question, please?: HOWE COME would you
set your INFORMATIVE posts to EXXXPIRE in six days, elegy?
Are you EMBARRASSED by your own words, you lyin animal
murderin punk thug coward mental case fraud an SCAM ARTIST?

matty aka Rocky EXXXPLAINS HOWE COME:

"Rocky" <***@rocky-dog.com> wrote
For reasons I'll only explain privately, I've gone no
archive, and it's a shame. Once in a while, while
looking for something else, I'll run into an old post
of mine. What an idiotic response! Whoops.

BWEEEAAAHAHAAAHAAHAAA!~!~!
Post by elegy
i'd be worried she's in pain somewhere,
and the vet's just not finding it.
COULD BE. HOWEver, it PROBABLY AIN'T.
Post by elegy
Post by WakeBdr
It can have some stupid side-effects, though (THERE IS
NO SUCH THING AS A SIDE-EFFECT - THEY'RE ALL
EFFECTS)
Yeah. The SIDE EFFECTS are INCREASED anXXXIHOWESNESS which can cause
obsessive compulsive disorders like self mutilation,
light / shadow chasing, tail chasing, fear of thunder, fear of riding
in
cars, fear of noises, EXXXCESSIVE digging, barking whining,
aggression, and seizures, to name a few, INCLUDING stress
induced auto-immune DIS-EASES like Cushings and Addisons
and degenerative mylopathies, neuralgias, Vestibular and Homer's
Syndrome, and much, much more, a.k.a. The Puppy Wizard's
Syndrome <{}: ~ ( >
Post by elegy
mushroom does this with his "chompy teeth" trick (which is
pretty much what it sounds like- he snaps his teeth and
carries on and looks very ferocious on cue).
That so? That's INSANE, elegy. Your FEARFUL HYPERACTIVE NEUROTIC dog
Mushroom DON'T NEED you puttin his
anXXXIHOWESNESS behaviors "ON CUE", he does them all on
his own on accHOWENTA you're a dog abusin MENTAL CASE.
Post by elegy
he also resorts to this trick when he's frustrated with me
Naaaah?
Post by elegy
and doesn't know what i want, because it's
been so rewarding for him in the past.
Dogs DO NOT do hyperactive HOWETA CON-TROLL
obsessive compulsive behaviors in frustration on accHOWENTA
"they BEEN SO REWARDING IN THE PAST", they do them on accHOWENTA
THEY'RE GOIN INSANE on accHOWENTA
you're a ignorameHOWES DOG ABUSIN MENTAL CASE <{}: ~ ( >
Post by elegy
which is fine in private,
NO IT AIN'T "FINE IN PRIVATE".

DOGS DIE from that kinda STRESS you freakin animal murderin imbecile.
Post by elegy
but a little bit embarrassing in a class or public setting!
That so? Oh, you mean like when he freaks HOWET when
you make your "CLICK" in your "CLICKER TRAINING"?
Post by elegy
--
http://shattering.org
x-no-archive:yes in headers
And NHOWE, let's get on with the elegy murderin
her own DEAD RESCUE dogs SHOWE:

HOWEDY elegy you pathetic miserable stinkin rotten
lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active accute
chronic life long incurable malignant mental case and
Pit Bull RESCUER,
Post by elegy
Post by WakeBdr
Mixed terrier bitch, 30#, about 5 years old, rescued.
Good health, only one bad habit: attacks!
Can a shock collar be used to retrain this rescue that
attacks other dogs? So far she's not a biter but a
barker/lunger, but if this cannot be "fixed" she'll
become unrescued. That would be a pity because in other
respects she's a fine dog, and with people, she's
wonderful.
putting a shock collar on a dog-aggressive
dog is a pretty horrible idea.
You mean, Vs puttin a shock collar on a fearful
or shy dog like your own, elegy?
Post by elegy
what other methods of retraining have you tried?
Well, you can BET he ain't tried MURDERIN his dog YET,
like HOWE you done your own last TWO DEAD "RESCUE"
dogs. REMEMBER, elegy?
Post by elegy
for my two dog-aggressive dogs, one was fear-based,
ALL aggression is FEAR, elegy. THAT'S HOWE COME
you MURDERED your own last TWO DEAD "RESCUE"
dogs. REMEMBER, elegy?
Post by elegy
so i used a lot of desensitization and rewarding for calm behavior.
That so? And yet you SEZ "neither is "fixed" in that
they're not trustworthy off-leash around strange dogs,"
so WHAT'S YOUR POINT, elegy? Are you a glutton
for PUNISHMENT every time you post your lies insanity
and idiocy to my forums?
Post by elegy
the other is just a bitchy dog-aggressive pit bull,
THAT'S INSANE, elegy. Here's your own "bitchy dog-aggressive
pit bull" GOIN INSANE from your "desensitization and rewarding
for calm behavior" on your PRONGED SPIKED PINCH CHOKE
COLLAR:

http://youtu.be/DzBtxevvcFs

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Post by elegy
so i've done a lot of work on self-control and attention.
THAT'S ABSURD. Your "attention" trainin means you offer
BRIBES to make your dog LOOK AT YOU instead of the
other critters she FEARS which makes your dog AGRESS
in order to GET THE COOKIE you're withHOWELDIN.
Post by elegy
neither is "fixed" in that they're not trustworthy off-leash
around strange dogs, but nor are they problems leashed
in pubic spaces.
Well that's just plain NOT TRUE, elegy. You recently called
animal CON-TROLL at least two times on your neighbor's
dogs when you ran across them ON LEASH in your neighborhood
and your own dogs who are "nor are they problems leashed in
pubic spaces" WENT INSANE. REMEMBER, elegy?

Well elegy, I AIN'T gonna dig up them "OLD POSTS" from last
month. We'll just move along to you HURTIN INTIMIDATIN an
MURDERIN your own last two DEAD rescue dogs and then into
you own POSTED CASE HISTORY of INCURABLE MENTAL
ILLNESS.
Post by elegy
On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:27:15 +0200 (CEST), Anonymous
Post by WakeBdr
Puppy is about 7 months old. I'm trying to teach him "come."
Sometimes he does it fine. Other times, he just sits there,
looks at me and ignores me. It is extremely frustrating.
That ain't hardly as frustrating as MURDERIN your own
last TWO DEAD "RESCUE" dogs on accHOWENTA you
ABUSED them, is it, elegy, you pathetic miserable stinkin
lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active accute
chronic life long incurable mental case.
Post by elegy
this is my favorite link for teaching a reliable recall
<http://www.shirleychong.com/keepers/Lesson6.html>
Yeah? Your friend Mistress Shirley is a B&D/S&M SPECIALIST
who can't train the come command withHOWET her trusty SHOCK
COLLAR you pathetic lyin animal murderin ignorameHOWES:

Here's your PAL shirly chong, crapHOWES CLICKER TRAINER:

"To be effective as a positive punisher, I set the level
of shock at a level high enough (in my best guesstimation)
to be unpleasant to the dog. I want the dog to startle a
bit and even yelp when they get shocked.

No, this is not pleasant.

After each shock, I call the dog again (because many
dogs tend to panic when something mysteriously reaches
out and stings them)."

But don't go away yet, my pretty flying monkey, there's MOORE:

"If the dog is still refusing the recall, then I escalate my aversive
a bit--usually, to taking two big handfuls of ruff as I move
backwards.

Some dogs do get "long line wise.""

No, some trainers are just long line stupid.

You can't force a dog to come.

"That is, they never refuse a recall while on the long line
but when the long line is gone, they are unreliable even if
the handler started with close recalls off lead in a familiar
(and safely fenced) area."

That's because you can't teach compliance with force no
matter HOWE gently you try to force. ANY force, even verbal
intimidation, will cause the opposition reflex to compel the
dog to do other than what you want.

Too bad you sharp trainers here don't understand that. It's
called positive thigmotaxis, and it's just as valid with a
choke collar as it is with a mental attitude. Force causes
the dog to not respond.

"IF the dog never ever refuses a recall while on the long
line, no matter what the distraction (and I am pretty good
at devising distractions for this test!), then I move to a
shock collar."

That's a competent clicker trainer, by golly!

Where do you people come off with that kind of crap?

Here's Miss Shirly, the CLICKER TRAINER you recommended to us:

Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <eithne @forest.pcpartner.net>

Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 02:16:30 -0500
Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed
Post by elegy
Welcome back, and it sure did not take you long to pick
up on the dog training thread. As you can see, you
commentary was missed.
Thanks!

Yes, there's nothing more likely to lure me out of lurk
mode than a training question. I'd planned to lurk for
a couple weeks to get up to speed again but before I
knew it, the keyboard was rattling.
Post by elegy
OB:bdsm Do you give advice on "puppy training" too?
Sure! I may not have a clue as to what I'm talking
about but that never stops me.

Shirley eithne @direcway.com http://www.shirleychong.com

Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <***@forest.pcpartner.net>
Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2004

Subject: Re: pregnancy and S&M?
Post by elegy
I just learned I'm pregnant, and while in most respects,
I find it to be excellent news, I'm a little concerned
about play time. I'm a fairly heavy masochist used to
frequent beatings and torture, and have held back from
play so far until I get a little more advanced, just to
be safe. But if I make it healthily through the first
trimester, does anyone have any advice for pregnancy
whompings? (Besides the fairly obvious "no more gut
punches" rule :)
Congratulations!

My advice is to ask your doctor. Because your doctor is the
one who knows your specific conditions, because there's a
lot of advice out there of varying quality (including this!)
and because it's important to have peace of mind that you
are doing the right thing at a time like this.

Most doctors have heard it all. If they haven't heard it all,
they should have. <G> If you have reason to believe that your
doctor may react badly then maybe that's an indication this
isn't the doctor for you.

Better to find this out now rather than when you are in
labor and not in the mood to holler at some rank narrow
mindedness and unable to gather your dignity and march out.

Those hospital gowns just don't cut it for dignified exits
unless you back out the door and then there's the little
problem of who is out in the hall.

Much easier in the long run to tell the truth.

Shirley

Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: ***@aol.comspam (Joe Sergio)

Date: 17 Apr 2004 00:51:40 GMT

Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed
Post by elegy
Gee, let's see, why not take your dogs to a training
school or ask your local police how they do it with
their dogs?!
Ive already called the K9 officer in my town.
Left a message. He will get in touch with me.
Post by elegy
And I don't know do you think maybe slapping your dogs
around so much and living with them, I mean all that
attention you are giving them might just have something
to do with why they like you and your family more than
the neighbors?
I don't slap them around so much. I'll pop em, and all
when they do something wrong, and fuss at em. But I have
found something even better to make them stop what they
are doing.

A dustbuster. Just turn it on. Or show it to them. They
hate any type of vacum cleaner. It's worked about keeping
Jake out of the garbage. I sat in the kitchen a whole day,
and every time he went to the garbage can and went to stick
his head in, I turned it on. He stopped that.

Mainly I just pet them. They lay there by my chair and I
reach down and scratch them. They get up in the chair with
me. Tha'ts not easy when they are that big. But they still
think they are puppies. I do spoil them sometimes, but they
are my boys, and I love them.
Post by elegy
Hey, but this is the SSBB clearinghouse and you know the
brain bucket is just outside and we do expect you to leave
your brain there first before you post your problems here.
Afterall, we all know that SSBB has all the answers you
need for all your problems. Don't bother picking up your
phone and calling around 'cause you got the good ole
SSBB to help solve your problems.
You dumbass, I did call around and ask some advice from
other folks as well first. I posted it here because Miss
Shirley trains dogs, and there are a few folks here who
know more about it than I do.

Why do you try to turn every post you reply to into a noncon
humiliation scene with you topping? Could it be that this is
the only action your getting? LOL
Post by elegy
Time to fetch your brain. Come on boy you can do it.
There you go.
I'd ask you to fetch yours, but I don't think you can
see something that small without a microscope.
--
Joe
Suck a lifesaver today, put a fireman in your mouth.

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Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <***@forest.pcpartner.net>

Date: Sun, 18 Apr 2004

Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed
Post by elegy
He does pretty well in his "walking gear" -- which is
what the prong and leash are. When I put the prong
collar and leash on, he still shows other aggression
behaviors to new men in the house but does not lunge
(because he doesn't tighten his leash on the prong.)
I think he does pretty well with the leash behaviors
(given he's got a run-of-the-mill owner-type).
What other sorts of behaviours does he show?
Post by elegy
He is mostly fine when we are off the property. He
still must stay leashed, but the only people he shows
aggression to are fly fisherman (something about the
gear freaks him out) and other dogs. Other people he
basically ignores. My biggest issue are other dog
owners whose dogs are off leash and want to come up
and say hello. My beast will play well with a dog who
submits, but will fight with one who doesn't.
I have a solution for that one. When some clueless idjit
allows their dog to come up to mine, I call over sweetly
"don't worry, the vet doesn't think he's infectious anymore."

A carryover from my years showing horses when idjits leading
a horse down the aisle of a barn would let their horse poke
it's head into my horse's stall. I'd grab a bottle of Ring-Ex
(ringworm medication) and start spritzing ostentatiously. And
mention that my vet thought we had the infestation cleared up.

I never mentioned that the bottle was full of plain water. <G>

If I'm not in a nice mood, I just scare the bejeebers out
of the oncoming dog to send it away. When they say "but
he's friendly" I say "well, I'm not." My dogs never have
to defend themselves on leash. I think they sort of enjoy
seeing me chase other dogs away, there's a certain smugness
in the way they lean against me while looking at the other dog.
Post by elegy
Bottom line though... this dog is killing my sex life because
I can't introduce men into the house and I've been in the mood
for men the past several months. I don't know what the hell
I'm doing, so I've called a local trainer and she's going to
teach me how to more effectively deal with the beast before I
figure it's time to enter a monastary :-)
This dog is so docile with me...
the contrast in behaviors is amazing.
Nooooo, not the monastary! Your scene reports are
incredibly good and would be a loss to pervkind.

Shirley

Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <***@forest.pcpartner.net>

Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 02:38:40 -0500

Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed
Post by elegy
Katharine H. writes: "This is my new tactic -- my 3 yr
old rottie/lab mix has become *extremely* aggressive
when new people, in particular men, come onto his
territory. All people who are coming to my home for
the first time are warned to expect aggression. They
are then given the option of dealing with the dog or
not. If the new guests are not "dog people" I will
make the choice for them and the dog will stay in the
backyard while I have people over.
If they do want to make friends with the dog, then the
dog goes on a leash and prong collar when they enter the
house. When I let them in, he is snarling, lunging, etc.
As soon as the treats come out it's a whole new ballgame.
The pup sits and wags his tail and is ready to make friends.
It generally takes time for him to warm up to new men."
Katherine, I have nothing against the use of prong collars
and recommend them when I feel it is appropriate. Just like
any tool, there are situations when a prong collar is the
best tool for a job and there situations where a prong
collar is the worst tool for a job.

Prong collars do tend to magnify a dog's aggressive tendencies.
If the dog is at all inclined to bite unreasonably, the prong
collar will often send it right over the edge.

<snip BD/SM and proceed directly to MURDER>

Re: homer bit me :(
Post by elegy
Post by WakeBdr
i'm really disappointed in myself, because
i wigged out on him for it,
I'm not sure you should be. Maybe it's because
I'm used to dogs that'll keep pushing barriers
just to find the limits (if any), but the bottom
line is that Homer did something completely
unacceptable (for whatever good and justified
reason) and discovered that, yes, there is an
upper boundary beyond which his new human
gets a bit testy. That's a good thing for a dog
of any age to learn.
i worry that he reacted out of fear
and i gave him more reason to fear.

luce is a huge barrier-pusher. i've wigged out
on her a few times, too, and that i don't think
was necessarily a bad thing. but with this guy,
because he's kinda timid and i think kinda
fearful, i feel bad about.
Post by elegy
Post by WakeBdr
i put him in his crate until i calmed down
enough to not do anything else stupid.
Well, see, you learned something valuable.
Homer learned something valuable. It's all
good. Neither of you will need to repeat this
particular lesson. I hope so, anyway.
i put a harness on him and he seems much more
comfortable with having that held. he simply
cannot be handle-less until he learns things like
come, stay, and to go in his crate.
--
And now, each night I count the stars.
And each night I get the same number. (Amiri Baraka)
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Post by elegy
i really recommend you find a good trainer
Oh, like HOWE you done for your own fear
aggressive DEAD "RESCUE" dog Homer?
Post by elegy
who is familiar with desensitization and dog-aggression,
Oh, you mean LIKE THIS:

Homer 1994 - 03.01.2007"
brothers and sisters i bid you beware
of giving your heart to a dog to tear

i put homer to sleep yesterday.

it was quite possibly the hardest thing i've ever done.

monday night i was trying to teach him to down using a
food lure. he wasn't getting it, so i put a hand on him to
try to encourage him to down. he attacked me, biting me
twice on the hand, and then when i stood up and backed
away, he came after me more and bit me on the leg as well.

i was shocked and devestated and a hundred other things.

i ended up emailing my trainer (who has turned out to be a
very kind friend) and she called me and i spent an hour on
the phone with her crying. she doesn't deal with aggression
cases, but she listened to me and talked me down. i hardly
slept that night.

tuesday i took homer in to work with me and had the vet
feel his neck. i didn't think it was a reaction due to pain
but i had to check it out. the vet put his hands on the sides
of homer's head and manipulated his head around. homer
didn't show any signs of pain or discomfort. he went
through the motions some more.

homer flipped out, with no warning, extremely violently. it
took him a long time (it felt like a lifetime. it was probably
around 3 minutes) to calm down enough that the vet could
take his hands off of homer without anybody getting hurt.

i went home for lunch and called a behaviorist. i spent a lot
of the day reading the brenda aloff aggression book and the
karen overall behavior book.

that night the behaviorist called me and i told her what had
happened and she asked questions and i answered them as
best i could.

she gave him a pretty poor prognosis.

everything that she said made sense to me, and nothing
she said was earth-shattering or even really anything
that i didn't already know.

this morning i took him in and held him close and cried into
his fur and told him how much i love him and let him go.

he was a dangerous dog. he bit unpredictably and with no
warning. he was a love, a snugglebug, a sweet sweet dog
as long as you didn't do anything he didn't want done. but
if you tried to "make" him do something he didn't want to
do, all bets were off. his reaction could be a snap or it could
be an over-the-top meltdown.

i couldn't live with a dog like that.

i *will not* live with a dog like that.

i've spent the last three days crying my eyes out. i never
imagined i could get that attached to a dog who i had for
all of 12 days and who bit me several times during those
12 days.

but i was. i loved him.

i loved him ferociously, but i had to let him go.

for his sake.

for my sake.

for the sake of luce and mushroom.

i feel horrible. heartbroken. guilty. angry.

and yet i don't regret him, not for one moment,
despite how things turned out.

Replies: 2 comments

i'm sorry, but human aggression is a deal-breaker, especially
unpredictable, unwarned human-aggression. there is too much at stake
and too much to lose.

Posted by e @ 03/26/2007 06:49 AM EST

You were just as unpredictable to Homer.
Shame on you for giving him only 12 days.

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Post by elegy
and work with them.
You mean like HOWE you done, elegy?
Post by elegy
how long have you had this dog?
That's IRRELEVENT, elegy. You MURDERED
your DEAD RESCUE dog Homer in less than
two weeks <{}: ~ ( >
Post by elegy
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:44:47 -0500, elegy
Post by WakeBdr
everything is going swimmingly....
Oh my gosh he's a handsome dude, and I am glad to
hear that everyone is settling down and settling in!
Good for you!
thanks. i'm amazed by how quickly he settled in here,
to be honest. i thought it was going to take much longer
for the young dogs to settle down around him.
--
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And each night I get the same number. (Amiri Baraka)
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02/25/2007: "the new dog."

Last saturday i adopted a 12 1/2 year old mixed breed dog from a local
shelter. my best guess is pit bull x beagle (does that make him a
piggle?). there's definitely beagle in there. anyway, he was at the
shelter because his owners got divorced. it was so cold there and he
was so sad and shivering and it was just terrible. it took me a long
time and several trips to see him before i made a decision, but in
the end, i had to save him.

so homer is here now, 18" at the shoulder, a skinny 37 pounds. he's
doing great. it was a little rocky at the beginning, because the wild
young dogs want to play with him, and he doesn't appreciate their
demolition derby style of play. everybody's getting used to everybody
else though, now, and life is much more peaceful. homer's favorite
thing in the world is the red dog bed in my livingroom.

he's such a great dog. old dogs are so often overlooked in the
shelter, but he's fantastic. he's housebroken, quiet in the crate,
polite on a leash, friendly with people, tolerent of other dogs,
doesn't bark, doesn't chew, just wants to snuggle. i am so glad he's
here.

and he's got cool ears.

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Re: homer bit me :(
Post by elegy
Post by WakeBdr
i'm really disappointed in myself, because
i wigged out on him for it,
I'm not sure you should be. Maybe it's because
I'm used to dogs that'll keep pushing barriers
just to find the limits (if any), but the bottom
line is that Homer did something completely
unacceptable (for whatever good and justified
reason) and discovered that, yes, there is an
upper boundary beyond which his new human
gets a bit testy. That's a good thing for a dog
of any age to learn.
i worry that he reacted out of fear
and i gave him more reason to fear.

luce is a huge barrier-pusher. i've wigged out
on her a few times, too, and that i don't think
was necessarily a bad thing. but with this guy,
because he's kinda timid and i think kinda
fearful, i feel bad about.
Post by elegy
Post by WakeBdr
i put him in his crate until i calmed down
enough to not do anything else stupid.
Well, see, you learned something valuable.
Homer learned something valuable. It's all
good. Neither of you will need to repeat this
particular lesson. I hope so, anyway.
i put a harness on him and he seems much more
comfortable with having that held. he simply
cannot be handle-less until he learns things like
come, stay, and to go in his crate.
--
And now, each night I count the stars.
And each night I get the same number. (Amiri Baraka)
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"(38) golden rule of pit bull ownership"

never trust a pit bull not to fight.

we need to remember where these dogs came
from, what image we created them in.

we designed these dogs as the ultimate canine gladiators,
faced them off in combat, selected for those who won.

we humans have been doing this selective dog breeding
thing for a long time. we're good at it.

and the result, with pit bulls, is dogs who will fight to the death,
dogs who will not back down, dogs who fight to win. period. because
it's instinct.

so when we keep multiple dogs together, multiple pit bulls especially,
there's always some risk. it's important to be careful, to be
vigilant, to take precautions, and to accept that there's always the
possibility of something happening and the responsibility of taking
care of it.

my dogs are never together unsupervised. if they're outside, i'm with
them. if i'm not home, they're crated. i'd prefer it be otherwise, but
it's not safe. 99% of the time they're great together. they adore each
other. they snuggle with each other. they play with each other.

but every once in awhile tempers flare. every once in awhile
they have a go at each other. it's never come to anything serious- a
bit of blood, dogs who have had to be separated- but when it was over
it's always been over.

but someday it could be otherwise. people who keep multiple pit bulls
always live with the chance that one day those dogs won't get along,
that one day the winds will change and they'll have two dogs who
cannot be together, period. there are people who make households work
with separated dogs. i don't envy them one bit. it can't be easy.

so i take what precautions i can, stop what fights i can before they
start. i only give extremely valuable goodies like fresh bones when
the dogs are in their crates (used bones are fine loose). i don't
allow humping or any blatant dominance displays. normal behavior?

sure. a big fight trigger? you better believe it. so it doesn't happen
here. because i said so.

and i keep my fingers crossed and hope that we will always have peace
and two puppies piled in my bed at night happily snoring.

Replies: 3 comments

I have to keep mine seperated sometimes, but it's not constant or
definate. If one is having a bad day, they're in one place and the
others are somewhere else.

Posted by dublin___sky @ 07/30/2006 03:47 AM EST

it must suck bigtime.

if it came to that with my dogs, my parents would
probably take mushroom for me, but it'd break my heart.

Posted by elegy @ 07/30/2006 03:40 AM EST

Newsgroups: alt.support.depression
From: "K" <***@prodigy.net>
Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2001 09:24:15 GMT

Subject: why is it

that people think that the things that you think about and tell them
about are never bad enough to be the cause of what you're feeling?

oh he didn't do this or do that. well it means a lot to a two year
old. or a ten year old.

or a mother who denies that things are bad. is it some kind of
competition for sadness? or abandonment? i want someone to tell me
this.

~K, confused and in melancholy

Newsgroups: alt.support.depression

From: "Fiona E. McClellan" <***@altavista.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2001 21:14:29 -0500
Subject: Re: why is it
Post by elegy
i jsut want her to listen and actually HEAR me. not who
or what she wants to hear, but me, me for who i am and
what's been done to me.
I hear this. I could have written this.

And my mother will probably never hear me.

Fiona
--
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did
not sometimes taste the adversity, prosperity would not be so
welcome.-- Anne Bradstreet, Meditations Divine and Moral, 1664

Newsgroups: alt.support.depression
From: "K" <***@prodigy.net>
Date: Sat, 15 Dec 2001 21:31:34 GMT
Subject: Re: why is it
Post by elegy
I agree, things mean a lot to children, and affect us
more than we sometimes want to admit. Denial by
mothers is also very difficult.
It is not a competition, not at all. There is more than
enough sadness to go around in the world, alas. Your
sadness is as valid and as important as anyone else's.
I wish I had more and better words of comfort for you
today.
But I'm listening and I care.
Fiona
i just wish things had turned out differently between us.

~K

"elegy" <***@shatteringDOGPOOP.org> wrote in message news:***@4ax.com...

everything is going swimmingly. the biting issue has been resolved
with a harness, but he's also learning/listening to commands better,
so there's not really much need to physically direct him now, which is
good.

he's sleeping upstairs on a dogbed on my bedroom floor at night
instead of in his crate, he's eating better (though he still takes for
freaking ever) and things have settled down so that it's not such a
three ring circus here. i am grateful.

this morning i invited him up on the bed for a snuggle and he hopped
up, spun around, flopped down, rolled on his back, and gazed at me so
adoringly. i am so glad he is here.

<Loading Image...>

you know what's funny? i didn't meet him out of the kennel the first
time i saw him because he was humping his blanket non-stop and that
kinda grossed me out. he doesn't hump anything here.

my only gripes about him is that he's a wandering pooper, and that his
nails are so freaking disgustingly long but i can't take more than a
tiny sliver off the ends because his quicks are also so freaking long.

poor guy.

--
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"Ye shall know the truth,
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~Aldous Huxley.

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"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.

INDEEDY.

AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!

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HOWEDY WakeBdr,

I'm posting to you directly in response to diddler's reply to your
post advising you to seek a HOWEsHOWELD wiring technician.
diddler is a PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINER... she knows
EVERY THING abHOWET dog behavior problems from first
hand EXXXPERIENCE goin through them with her own hyper-
active HOWETA CON-TROLL DEAD an DEATHLY ILL dogs.

diddler and the other posters here are MENTALLY ILL and
desperately need their rest. If you reply to them you'll be
inciting them to go MANIC and possibly require further
HOWEspitalization.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel
will not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something.
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this.
Anyone got any ideas of what might cause something like this?
You might get your house wiring checked?
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

HOWEDY diddler you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
animal murderin punk thug coward active accute chronic
life long incurable malignant mental case and backyard
puppy miller and professional dog training FRAUD an
SCAM ARTIST,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Yes. But in this situation, "leave it" would have been even better.
You mean INSTEAD of simply TRAININ the dog not to TAKE STUFF?
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I wouldn't have let Harriet pick up something like that in the first
place, much less allowed her to keep it. But, then, I've seen a dog
I cared about die from perforated intestines,
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

Seems there's a lotta THAT goin arHOWEND here <{}: ~ ) >
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
and I don't intend to ever to it again, if there's
anything I can do to keep it from happening.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

THAT AIN'T LIKELY TO HAPPEN.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I also wouldn't keep a dog in my home whose mouth I
couldn't take things out of. Even disgusting, tasty things
like bones.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Post by diddy
Having had Tuck almost die of perforated stomach
and intestines from a 2 1/2" wing tip,
Naaaah? Oh, you mean JUST LIKE HOWE all them other
DEATHLY ILL dogs of yours swallHOWED STUFF an
nearly DIED an needed abdominal surgery, diddler?
Post by diddy
I plan on never risking going there again.
That so? Oh, you mean like HOWE you JUST DONE with
Cappy eatin the HORSE SHIT an gettin an intestinal blockage?
Post by diddy
Of course, that was not my choice of action at the time either.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

YOU'RE A FRAUD <{}: ~ ( >

And NHOWE, on to the GOOD STUFF!

And THEN, through the MAGICK of INSANITY, SELF
AGGRANDIZEMENT, LIES and diddler's own POSTED
CASE HISTORY indellibly archived in The Sincerely
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Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard's
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Archives, diddler the shit stain smeared on the walls with
her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"diddy" <none> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.142...

A dog trainer must succeed. By nature, "Command" mentality
makes dog trainers a curmudgeonly lot. The deeper a dog
behavior digs in, the more willing a good trainer is to do
what it takes to uproot the undesired behavior.

This willingness to tackle what results in a battle of wills
is well pronounced in dog trainers. And if you think that's
something, try horse trainer lists, where the ante is upped X
1000 pounds and poor results can KILL you!

However, "nice little horsey " types are rarely successful
in horse training and rather self extinguishing bringing
about more moderation in established techniques.

BWEEEAAAAHAHAAA~!

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

BWEEEAAAHAHAAAA~!~!~!

LIKE THIS:

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

"Cappy the beagle killed one of my ducklings today.
Tuck grabbed a leg, and swallowed a leg and thigh
before I could get him.

a month ago, he almost died from swallowing a
chicken wing. Now I'm sweating all over again.

I think he's never going to be allowed out ever
again without a muzzle! (he seems alright thus far.

Re: Tuck's SAR experience

"diddy" <***@nospam.diddy.net> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.142...

I just came in from putting chickens to bed, and Tuck
had my computer keyboard on the floor, and there are
now two keys missing.

Ornery git

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Re: Just scheduled blood test--Zipper too
Post by diddy
Seems to me, that should be a standard question for
any pet having any problems at this time.
I took Tuck in last Wednesday to the vets because two weeks
before, he had chewed some old treated lumber. Knowing that
treated lumber used to be treated with Arsenic, and he ate a
substantial amount, I took him into the emergency clinic and
they treated him for arsenic poisoning.

A week later, he still had a raw stomach, esophagus and stomach
(revealed by endoscopy). He was treated with buffers, and antibiotics
to prevent infection of the inflamed tissues. Wednesday, still not
right, but improving, I took him back in for a recheck.

The first thing the vet did, was ask what foods I was feeding.
Which I understood why, but felt considering his current history,
was rather a unnecessary question. I felt we pretty much knew
what was going on with him.

Since he was greatly improved, we decided not to do another
endoscopy and just watch him. He's 100% back to normal.
Hope Cali is too.

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"diddy" <***@nospam.diddy.net> wrote in message
News:***@216.196.97.142...

My dogs aren't into beer that much.
But they sure love Horse poop!

"diddy" <***@nospam.diddy.net> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.142...

I've scorned your counter surfing dog all these years. I just
discovered this morning,I had one also. I was slicing Beef
tongue (remember the tongue table re: tribute to Cate's
mom?) and I left it on the counter,while I went to read email.

I suddenly saw movement in the kitchen and there was
Tuck scarfing down 7 pounds of sliced tongue. Oh my
goodness gracious, where did he put all of that?

ANYWAY... I owe you an apology.

humiliated in Ohio
diddy

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"diddy" <***@diddy.net> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.142...
On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:06:26 -0500, diddy <***@diddy.net> wrote:

my new puppy, Tuck, grabbed a raw chicken wing and
wolfed it down on sunday. He's been in the hospital daily,
admitted sometimes, and home montored others.He's been
supported supported daily by fluids, hoping he would pass
it, but he's destabilizing fast, and has just gone into surgery
to have it removed from his stomach, and his intestines have
intuscepted from being empty for so long, and they need
surgery also.

Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: diddy <***@whoops.I.said.WHAT?>
Date: Sun, 23 Feb 2003 12:51:33 -0500

Subject: Re: Disaster plans for dog owners

We left Reka outside, Mr beeegs crated, Taya in the
house.. because Reka plays when Taya doesn't want
to, and Danny came with me. I forgot Taya counter
surf'd. I had 3 sticks of summer sausage sitting on the
table that I was going to give away.

When I came home, all three sticks were gone, with
only the paper skins left that I'd wrapped them with.
Taya had eaten over 5 POUNDS of summer sausage!

I just had to laugh, because otherwise, I'd have cried.

diddy
---------------

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Anyone have any suggestions for a golden (1yr old)
who won't stop retrieving my son's toys, especially
stuffed animals.
I have an elkhound that does this all day long.
I simply --take it from her, put it on my desk,
and give her a cookie and tell her "THANK YOU"
She never stops either ;)
IOW, you got THE SAME PROBLEM and NO METHOD, eh diddler?
Post by diddy
I have a 12 week old puppy, he's retrieving, tracking
(limited), getting slippers for me, I play scent games
with him (the old shell game, treat under cups game),
He's learning to search for toys, and knows they are
worth far more when redeemed to me,
Yeah:

"As a result, my desk top looks like a disaster area,

Duh? You need a EXXXCUSE?

"and when I can't find my monitor any more, I take a
huge sweep of the arm and knock them all on
the floor."

And do it again...

"Then she goes to work picking them all up again,
insuring that NOTHING ever touches the floor."

Yeah...

"I feel blessed."

INDEEDY!

"I used to have TWO compulsive retrieving elkhounds"

You mean you COULDN'T STOP THEM from STEALIN STUFF.

"working overtime!"

IN FACT, you CAN'T STOP THEM.

That's what the OP wanted to learn HOWE to do, diddler.

REMEMBER?

"Ahhhh for those days again!"

You been takin your anti psychotic medications, diddler?

"I want the original back!"

You got it, diddler.

"A full desk means I'm loved."

No, a full desk means your dogs are hyperactive
and obsessive compulsively bringin you stuff on
accHOWENT of YOU DON'T KNOW HOWE
TO TRAIN THEM NOT TO.
Post by diddy
than they are as treasures hidden under a bed.
OR maybe like your vet's office kitty locked in a crate?
Post by diddy
We spend time working on heeling, sits, downs, prolonging
the stay, stand for exam, and walking in the woods off leash,
introducing him to wildlife, so that he doesn't have such
intense curiosity that he forgets to listen.
Oh! You mean like your "TRACKING" dog Danny?

You had to surgically sexually mutilate IT to stop IT
from "gettin distracted" in the field from his
"TRACKIN WORK". REMEMBER diddler?
Post by diddy
I take him out in the barnyard aand allow him to chase
chickens, and the rabbits (on a cord) so that I can check
him,
You mean jerk and choke IT, don't you, diddler.
Post by diddy
and teach him "LEAVE IT" and am able to re-enforce it.
Ahhh! THAT'S HOWE COME dogs STEAL STUFF when YOU
AIN'T THERE to JERK an CHOKE them <{); ~ ) >
Post by diddy
He can be in full pursuit, and when I yell
"LEAVE IT" he instantly stops chase.
But YOU CAN'T TRAIN IT NOT TO DO THAT in the first place!
Post by diddy
The barnyard has interesting smells and
tastes, "leave it" becomes useful.
You mean, when you CAN'T TRAIN YOUR OWN DOG
NOT TO DO STUFF IT SHOULDN'T DO, ain't THAT
correct, diddler?
Post by diddy
He has a very reliable "Leave it" and recall.
So long as you're ABLE TO HURT HIM when he don't listen.
Post by diddy
Becaause he does..
INDEED?
Post by diddy
at 12 weeks, he's already reliable off leash.
Yeah, THAT'S NORMAL for a PUPPY. Wait till IT
is eight months old, you'll NEVER be able to
CON-TROLL IT witHOWET your SHOCK COLLAR <{); ~ ) >
Post by diddy
He's met many strange dogs, and knows to stand
steady or come to me, if other dogs rush him.
BWEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Post by diddy
I'm saying this, because at 12 weeks, he's already
grasped these skills. I've turned his desire to play
chase me (which stealing the slippers is a form of)
into bring to me. I've become his personal entertainment
director.
You're a MENTAL CASE diddler.
Post by diddy
If a puppy of 12 weeks can grasp these things,
You mean SHOES and barnyard chickens, diddler?
Post by diddy
a dog that is already picking up objects, can be
reversed in a short time to bring them to you instead.
That so? You mean by throwin a can of pennies
at IT while "wavin a stinkin dead macrel under
his nose withHOWET LETTIN HIM SEE IT", diddler?
Post by diddy
Your dog is obviously hungry for some sort of game
and mental stimulation. TRAIN him, and satiate that
desire, and redirect that intelligence to be beneficial
and entertaining to you both (as well as useful to you).
The original poster was lookin to TRAIN HIS DOG NOT TO
STEAL SHOES, not develop a GAME to enterTRAIN hisself.
Post by diddy
He's asking for mental stimulation. Give it to him, on
YOUR terms. He sounds like a dog that has a lot going
for him, with a lot to offer.
Oh? You mean like tearin your vet's office kitty kat to
shreds through the crate or do you mean like that DEAD
DOG you shot for eatin garbage, diddler?

Here's diddler's SUCCESS trainin her own dog not to
bark whine an cry all night:

diddy (***@nospam.diddy.net)
Subject: Oh My God
Date: 2002-01-16 13:39:59 PST

Two nights ago, Reka started acting frantic about 11pm.
I let her out. It's coyote breeding season, and she is
fascinated by them. I assumed she wanted to go out and
listen to them howling. I brought her in, and she spent
the night franticly and desperately demanding to go out.

After about 4am, I finally put her in the barn, locked
securely in a horse stall for the night.

She came in by morning, and had a normal active, playful
day. Last night, at 11pm, She franticly DEMANDED to go
out. I let her out, and brought her in. At midnight, she
DEMANDED to be let out. I let her out, but I went out
to the barn and got a crate, and decided she could
spend the rest of the night in the crate. We were NOT
going to do a repeat of the previous night AGAIN.

At 3am, she whined so loudly, I then decided not to
allow her to set a precedence of this type of behavior.
So I took her crate out to the heated gun shop and
decided to let her act out her bad behavior in peace,
and send a message that her obnoxious behavior
was not going to be tolerated.

This morning at 6am, I went out, and she had vomited
(normal looking dog food) and defecated in her crate
(not normal for Reka, but then, She normally didn't
sleep in a crate, NEVER gets corrected (she never does
anything to GET corrected for) and was probably nerves
from the outside experience, plus reprimand and solitary
confinement.)

I let her in the house while I cleaned the cage. Hoping
I had made my point. She acted healthy and normal, and
playful and chipper. But then I noticed a spot of blood on
the bathroom linoleum and in the bathtub. I was the last to
take a bath, so I knew REKA was the last in the tub.

That blood didnt come from me, so it HAD to come from
Reka. Thinking about her nearing the end of her heat cycle,
I still didnt think a lot about it. I thought her obnoxious
behavior the past couple nights WAS her heat cycle..
and corresponding coyote breeding season.

Then while feeding her breakfast, I saw the whole story.
She had blood (fresh) streaming from her RECTUM. UhOh.

I had her at the vets office this morning before he
opened. He just said her intestines were all bunched
up with huge air pockets.

Was there any chance that she ate strings of carpets? I
said, last Thursday we took a plastic tarp out of the yard
that we had over the grill to protect it from the weather
because she was chewing it. That would explain EVERYTHING.

The strings are binding and bunching up her intestines,
cutting her internally and tying her intestines in knots as
it works its way through.

Reka is in a very critical situation. She is going to
require extensive and expensive surgery that I cant
afford. I will manage.

Even with the surgery, her condition will be critical
for awhile. Scary thoughts. I would never have
treated her the way I did last night, if I had even a
clue that she was sick. I feel so badly.
--
diddy

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in thread news:***@207.115.33.102:
Shelly
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Lynn was making predictably stupid moves well beyond the day it
happened. Any sentient being could see what was coming from her
posts. THINK: UHOH, This isn't going to be pretty. And I'm not
clairvoyant!
So she's not allowed to screw up? But you are? What's obvious
to you or to me or to the lamp post is not necessarily obvious
to someone who is in the thick of things. Yes, I think she
screwed up--multiple times--and that in a perfect world, it would
have been avoidable. But she's allowed to make mistakes. If you
don't like me bringing up the Reka incident every damned time you
bitch about someone fucking up, then you might want to consider
how it makes you feel, and by extension, how it makes other people
feel when you do the same thing to them. This *should* be a
learning experience for you.
I wouldn't have done the Reka incident any differently, UNLESS
I knew before hand that she had swallowed tarp strings. Had I
known that , she would have been to the vet long BEFORE.. in
fact, as soon as it was discovered.

You bring it up, because you think it bugs me. It does not bug
me that I'm not clairvoyant. Not a bit. In fact, if you want to
bring it up time and time again (30 times a day if you wish) I
get the chance to explain it..

and the obvious. You are nuts and have to dig to find something
to twist and turn because you just can't find a knife.

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Subject: Re: While I'm Here: Pitt Bull Guarding House
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
The gun shop is heated/carpeted and even has a chandelier.
Perhaps it's only vile because it has guns in it, right?
Except when she was banished to the barn. But the point
is that you made a mistake--one of biggest ones I've seen
since I started lurking here. You assumed your dog was
misbehaving, and you punished her for it, when the very
first thing you should have done was to consider a medical
cause for her change in behavior.
Everyone makes mistakes, yet you hold other people
to a higher standard than yourself.
That's hypocritical.
I had no reason to believe she had a medical issue.

NONE.

She behaved that way the night before in the presence of
Coyotes. She came back in the house during the day, ate,
drank, played normally. There were no signs of stress.

NONE.

Then when the coyotes came out the following evening, the
whole scenario restarted. It was colder that night, so
rather put her in the horse barn where I could hear her.

I put her in the gun shop where it was warm.

I don't think that was a mistake any more than your
letting Elliot layin a pool of blood the day he died.

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HOWE COME you didn't just TRAIN your "LEAVE IT" command?:


"The barnyard has interesting smells and
tastes, "leave it" becomes useful."

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Post by diddy
Curious how many choose to crate a dog forever,
whenever they leave the house and/or overnight,
or how many choose to wean from household
crate usage (usage being shutting the dog in the
crate, not the dog choosing to hang out there) at
some specific ages or maturity levels.
Not for how long during a workday, but how
long for a dog's lifespan?
I plan on crating Tuck whenever NOT supervised
(which isn't often.. he usually is with me) Until the
day that he quits tearing apart everything in sight
when I leave the room.

A dog proof room doesn't work.

He's figured out door knobs. He's figured out cupboards,
and he loves to tug open dresser drawers. He's not
interested in anything left out in the open.

He's into treasure hunting, figuring anything worth
secreting away is worth his effort discovering. He's
discovered the sock stash is in drawers.

Trash cans? --not interested.
Counter tops? --not interested
Counter tops -with food? --not interested
Dog food sitting on the floorin open bags? --not interested

razor blades from bathroom drawers? ... Very cool stuff!

Mom really gets bent too!

nope.. His crate is going to be occupied for
some time to come.

As for the beagle.. She's never been trustworthy.

She's getting senile and never will be trustworthy,
so a crate is in her future until she crosses the bridge.

Reka, no crate at no time, She lost her crate when she was
5 months old. Both Tuck, and reka hangout in crates by choice.

Reka dens in the bathtub usually. (kind of a crate) But she
likes the beagles vantage point, because the beagles crate
is on top of Tuck's. Right next to the window so she can see
out. Tuck prefers the compartment with a view as well.

I always have to vacate him (even though the crate on top is
too small for both elkhounds, it's their preferred lookout)
when I wantto stick in the beagle.

Reka sleeps under the bed at night or in the bathtub at night
if it's really hot. She sleeps in the bathtub by day when not
watching from the penthouse suite.

Tuck is not crated at night, and has chosen to sleep in
the closet. The beagle holds down the couch, night and day.

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SEE?

HOWEver, it just keeps on gettin BETTER!:

Subject: Re: hyper puppy - normal?
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Thanks. She is a Brittany Spaniel. I yelp like
a puppy when she does it and sometimes that
works - sometimes she keeps after it though.
A swat on the nose or holding her snout
closed as I say "no bite" - will either of those
be okay to do if she keeps at it?
There are schools that say a 9wk old puppy is too
young to be held accountable for their actions, so
I'm not sure I'd crank up harsh corrections on them.
A swat on the nose may be in that realm at this
point. Holding the snout closed is more appropriate
with the "no" correction at this point if you ask me.
Puppys ARE accountable for their actions, and if
you don't start teaching them, when WILL they be
accountable?

Tuck was housebroken at 6 weeks old. And he had
already learned not to mouth people. WHY? Because
I taught him. (In the very same Method Jack Morrison
had already prescribed. It works) I do agree the poor
pup should not be face swatted.

In the same vein, I'm going to steal Jack's comments
about the Bigotry of low expectations. If you don't
believe a dog can do something, they surely can't.

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THAT SO?

Subject: Re: The kind of mess uneducated breeders are making

No idea what he is. He's supposed to be part chow, but he
looks more aussie/duck tolling retriever to me than anything
with a pomeranian tail.

His facial animations are hilarious, you can see the wheels
turning, and he's very engaging. The down side is, a kid from
next door came over and pulled his ears, and he bit the kid on
the face resulting in a $300,000 plastic surgery.

I have a zero tolerance for dog bites, and would normally
put a dog that did that down, but this dog was the victim
here.

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diddler wrote:

I think paper training is ALWAYS a bad idea if you ever plan
on expecting them to potty outside. It makes the process harder.

I suggest crate training her, so she can be managed in between
potty periods. After she goes outside successfully, she can then
have supervised free time until she's due for another potty interval.

Take her out if she doesn't go, crate her, and offer her frequent
trips outside until she's successful. No bedding in the crate.

When she nips, don't play any more.I'd crate her for rough play.
I also press athumb intheir soft palate, and let them" TRY" to
spit me out. They soon enough learn that I am something they
do NOT want in their mouths

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Subject: Re: Dog Noses in weird places.

Tuck was in a variable surface test last may.
It was hot (relatively.. it would be a pleasant
day compared to today)

Tuck found the first shade and quit.

Thus, he failed.

I had an opportunity to allow him
to finish the track, and he did so.

The tracking committee was unaware that there was
also a Homeland security disaster preparedness drill
that day on the same site that was Tucks track, so
he had to deal with National Guard, police, fire,
and ambulance services thronging around the school.

The throngs never rattled him, but the heat did.

He tracked right through the crowds, and laid down
in every shady spot he found. One time he crawled
under a police car parked along side the road.

The track layer nodded, and said.. that's where I walked.
Except Tuck had to be encouraged to come out, because He
found relief there.

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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

Subject: Re: untrainable beagle! NEED HELP
Post by diddy
i have a ten year old beagle who i got from the animal
shelter 5 years ago. its pretty clear he was abused in
some form before he ended up in the shelter; when ever
i reach for something, like the tv remote, too quickly he
flinches. he gets scared when i sweep the kitchen floor
and hides under the bed.
I have one too. I don't know her past history,or her age.

I use an antibark collar on her for my sanity. She's very
quiet, until I take it off. It doesn't train her not to bark,
because she barks when the collar is off. (beagles "Do
that")

There may not even be batteries in it, but she doesn't
bark... just in case.I'd supervise the first time you try
it, because I've heard of some dogs barking, and going
so spazzy over them that they died.

I really don't think you are going to train a dog that
age, especially a beagle, NOT to bark. I see your
options as being:

1) anti-bark collar
a)citronella
b)electronic
c)bark buster (your neighbors will
probably complain asmuch about
that as the howlng)
2) surgical debarking
3) placing the dog and accepting the consequences
4) moving

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BWEEEEAAAHAHAHAAAA~!~!~!

MOORE FUN W/DIDDY and what DANNY and
TAYA (with heelp from TOBY) did with the Vet's
OFFICE KITTEN after they got home from RUNNING
AWAY BUT DIDN'T CROSS A STREET!:

DIDDY ON CATS (shoot, don't trap)

From: diddy
(***@nospam.diddy.net)
Subject: Re: What would you do in this situation?
Date: 2002-05-31 14:49:22 PST

Actually, I borrowed the vets office kitten once for a
couple days for school education on pet care and safe
handling as well as responsible pet ownership.

I kept the kitten over night in a crate within a crate
and yet my dog (yes, Angelic Danny, as well as Taya
and Toby tore that kittne to threads from between the
crate bars. (apparently he stuck his paws through the
crate to bat at the dogs. I was out doing yard work
and rushed in to find the little kittens pieces and
parts being torn through by ALL the dogs.

I called my girl friend to come get my dogs. I screamed
displeasure, and stalked out with the kitten. Danny, et
al spent 3 days in a kennel until I finally felt like I
could interact with them without doing bodily harm. All
three dogs were never touched, but knew they had done
something so unspeakable that I wouldn't associate with
them and they got banished.

To this day, Taya (mom and Dad's dog) and Danny
will not look at a cat. When confronted with one,
Danny wees himself and cowers hiding behind me
for help.

I'm not saying this would work this way with all dogs,
But mom and dad now have a house cat, and she has
never been harmed by any of the dogs. Danny is there
all the time, unsupervised, and has no interest in
harming the cat.

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DIDDY AND THE DOBERMAN WHO BLED
Post by diddy
It's explained on the AKC website. And I'm very sorry to
hear this. I too had a dog that I wanted to finish
Oh, here's one you finished alright, you finished her real
good because she made you late for work after you cut her
ears off.

Date: Mon, 05 Aug 2002 13:03:37 -0400
From: diddy <***@nospam.diddy.net>
Organization: bright.net Ohio
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Post by diddy
There is a detailed explanation of the pain side of things
in the report I mentioned to Lone. If I can get the new
lead for my scanner [hopefully today], would you like me to
e-mail it to you so you have the veterinary
view of it ?
I someone crops ears, I feel it's for hygenic methods
as well as aesthetics. I'm not saying cropping is not
painful, taking two dobermans through cropping (one with
von Willebrawns.. and THAT was ugly -- and I finally put
her to sleep at one year old because I kept coming home
from work finding my house in a bloodbath every time I
came home from work, and was told I was going to get
fired for absentee if I continued to miss work in the
afternoons after coming home for lunch, and having to
run the dog to the vet.

The mental stress of dealing with such a dog was unreal,
dealing with the unknowns of what she was going to do next
(tear a nail, puncture herself, bruise herself.. the
emergencies she created for herself were unreal)She also
kept catching her dew claws on things, and I finally had
them removed.

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From: diddy <none>
Date: Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:00:29 -0600
Local: Sun, Nov 11 2007 1:00 pm
Subject: And then there were......

I was prepared a few hours ago to post there were now
only two dogs. But after a trip to the Dayton Emergency
clinic, we are now only $200 poorer and brought home a
very torb'ed up beagle.

We estimate the beagle to be about 14.

This morning she had severe abdominal distress. Pacing,
whining, and crippling spasm, accompanied with the most
pitiful moans and groans you ever heard.

My husband said, if it's serious (LOOK HERE.. ANY PAIN OF
THAT MAGNITUDE IS SERIOUS!) we weren't going to fix it, we
would simply put her down. But she got out yesterday, and
indulged in a buffet of horse meadow muffins.

She may be impacted, and it might pass.

I told him she's in pain, and transient or not, we
have to do something about the pain while we
wait to see if the issue resolves or not.

So the vet said, if you aren't fixing it. Let's juice her
up on Torbugesic, healthy doses of antibiotics, with reglan
to move things along. We just treated everything. So if
there is improvement, we will assume fixable. If not.. I
will write that "And then there were two" post.

to be continued.....

Monday, November 12, 2007 7:39 AM
Beagle Report

"diddy" <none> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.142...

Thank you everyone for your well wishes. Cappy woke
up this morning, bright, hungry and seems entirely
normal. Whatever it was, seems to have passed.

----------------------

Well, NOT REALLY after all...
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Thanks for asking. Yesterday was touch and go.
Yeah? As opposed to "bright, hungry and
seems entirely normal" on Monday mornin?:

Monday, November 12, 2007 7:39 AM
Beagle Report
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
She went to the vet Sunday/Monday/Tuesday for ramped
up Torbugesic. As long as she was doped, things went
pretty well. When it wore off, things went down from
there.
What happened? Did she eat more POOP?
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
What a nightmare. In fact it brought back the panic
I went through with Champ when he got blocked after
eating cat litter years ago.
Naaaah?

Oh, you mean JUST LIKE HOWE your other dogs Tuck,
Reka and Danny swallowed CRAP like your veterinarians
OFFICE KITTY, an nearly DIED?


"diddy" <***@nospam.diddy.net> wrote in message
News:***@216.196.97.142...

My dogs aren't into beer that much.
But they sure love Horse poop!

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BWEEEAAAAHAHAAA~!

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

BWEEEAAAHAHAAAA~!~!~!
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
How's Cappy?
diddler might have to MURDER him like HOWE she done
Danny and had the same RESULTS terri done when she
MURDERED her DEAD DOG Mojo <{}: ~ ( >

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

BWEEEEAAAHAHAAAA~!~!~!
Post by diddy
I wonder if the screaming was just her coming
out of the drugs, and nothing to do with pain?
No she was pain, because you could see her cringing.

And she just passed one big solid rock hardball.. so I
think she was just constipated. I think there are more
to come, and since i posted, she's still whimpered a few
times, I think this was a blockage issue and the reglan
moved things along.

We weren't going to operate if it was a blockage.

We simply would have put her down.

Well When Cappy was sick last week, my husband said,
she's old, she's not worth anything, and we aren't going to
put the money into saving her that you would put into your
dogs. We just aren't going to fix anything.

HUH?

Well I can understand not giving her a kidney transplant
if she needed one... but look it.. she's in pain.

Him: wait and see if she gets over it.

Me: She's in pain

Him: Well I'm not going to go out and shoot her, if she
can just pass this thing she swallowed.

Me: She's in pain.

Tuck finally demanded that I take care of her, and I told
my husband, I was taking her to Dayton Emergency Hospital...
because she's in pain. I won't fix anything, but we ARE doing
pain management while we see if she recovers or not.

So i shamed him into going, and the vet treated her for a
bunch of potential problems, and we diagnosed nothing.

Three days later, three consecutive Emergency vet visits and
$600 poorer, and one better beagle... We both agree, it isn't
about what a dog is worth, it's about basic needs. We now have
a very expensive old beagle, and she feels like she was worth
every penny. So do I. I've never even had any emotional
investment in the dog. But she doesn't deserve to suffer.

We won't ever fix anything on her.. but she's entitled to her
comfortable place holding down the couch, and living pain
free until her time comes.

This time was not her time.

We both learned a lesson over this beagle. My husband learned
that it's not about worth. Every life has worth. If you take
responsibility for a life, it then takes on a value.

You have made a contract with that life for food, shelter,
and at the very basic level... a life without unreasonable
pain.

My husband learned something about me. Even though i have
never made a commitment to that dog, i have now, because
she was not allowed to live under my roof in pain.

I learned something about that beagle. Even though we have
both shared the same roof for probably 5-6 years, and I
never recognized her as our beagle, but more the beagle that
came, and stayed, and her owners never came looking for her,
It just occurred to me, that she's ours NOW.

And i share your sentiments about being appalled at what some
people consider basics, others consider luxuries. I can make
a living (and DO) on the stuff my wealthy neighbors across the
street throw away.

My son's father in law and I were sitting at the table cutting
up a deer this afternoon. And were discussing the same thing..
Basic NEEDS, and WANTS, and distinguishing the difference.

To me, a luxury is paying my dialup internet. I can live
without the internet. The internet to me is an indulgence
but very cheap entertainment. We were laughing about his
daughter's (My daughter in laws) compulsion to shop, and
her lack of recognition to tell the difference between
NEED and want.

And there is a Chasm between the two.

Obviously a roof over my head is a need to me. But people
survive on the streets homeless. Therefore, even then my
definition of NEED becomes a luxury.

If you stop and think about it, even living a very bare
bones existance is pretty luxurious. I am a lavish
spender. I have pets. nuff said.

NOT QUITE, diddler:

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

Date: December 29, 2006 5:47 AM

Subject: Re: Dog chewing up floors
Post by diddy
I, for one, am glad that the Puppy Wizard comes across
as a complete loon given what his advice is since it
makes it less likely that people will take it instead
of the advice of someone else I think gives better advice.
For the record, The Puppy wizard over-rates himself. But
"his" (tm) methods are pretty much tried and true methods
that trainers have used and some still use today.

There are better methods out there now. But the ones posted
in his manual (now that he has removed the advice to SPIKE
a dog's temperature to dangerous levels) are sound. they work..
no matter what we think of the puppy-wizard and his packaging...
"his methods" <cough> are just as valid as anyone else's

"His methods" can stand some updating, and he definitely
needs to look at some repackaging.

Hopefully others add a slicker delivery to grab attention,
but truthfully, when you look at the cat fights that go on
here, and stand back and watch in perspective, it's rather
hard to determine the sane ones from the lunatics.

In fact, an awful lot of people here come off looking
rather tainted. A person needs to have a good filtering
device to sort out the noise.

TPW just has a problem that's too painfully obvious.

--------------------

You mean, LIKE THIS?:

HOWEDY diddler you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin animal
murderin punk thug coward active acute chronic life long
incurable malignant mental case and backyard PUPPY MILLER /
professional dog trainin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
IIRC, we used a version of this method in obedience class
for Zoe and Queenie. It was usually a long leash, and it
helped to enforce the come, mainly by getting their attention.
Of course, after they did come, we gave them a treat and
praised them to the skies.
The dogs had already learned sit and stay, but sometimes
their eyes would drift and it could be hard to get their
attention.
Eventually we learned to have them come without the leash,
but almost everything was done on- leash to start with.
ceb, We teach the recall on a long lead in obedience classes also.
That so, diddler?
Post by diddy
We had a dog leave the building once, and for
liability reasons, we use a long line..
Oh? What happened? Did your idiot imbecile son leave the
door open like HOWE he done your front gate an let your
dogs escape an get whacked by a car AGAIN?:

"I was in that position once when Becky was hit
by a car when my son left the yard gate open."
Post by diddy
In fact, I belong to 3 obedience dog clubs,
and all three teach the recall on a long line.
That so, diddler?
Post by diddy
And if I had a dog that didn't come, I would be
teaching my dog that way at home too.
That so, diddler?
Post by diddy
I've never needed to,
Oh, you mean on accHOWENTA you just SHOCK your dog
when IT blows you off, ain't that correct, diddler?

LIKE THIS:

"When Tuck was a little guy, all of a sudden he started blowing
me off on recall. Yes, Yes i did, put him on a remote collar. It
took one time (he hadn't established a pattern yet) and it fixed
the problem. When I call, he doesn't even think about it. he turns
and is on the run.

I think a dog should have a sound recall base before doing the
remote trainer. As he ran the other direction, I upped the stim
a level, it took twice in one training session and NOT coming
has never been a thought since."

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!

"And if I had a dog that didn't come, I would
be teaching my dog that way at home too. I've
never needed to,"

That so, diddler?
Post by diddy
but since the OP is having issues, your advice is spot on.
Oh, you mean, LIKE THIS, diddler?:

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

ALL ABOARD~!

BWEEEAAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed,
and those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

Here's diddler TRAININ her neighbor's dog
to stay HOWETA her garbage:

"My Husband Shot A Dog That Had Been Tearing
Up Trash Up And Down Our Road For Years Making
An Unbelievable Mess. When We Finally Killed The
Culprit, The Whole Road Cheered," diddler.

From: diddy (***@diddy.net)
Subject: Re: Dog Shot, Neighbor Charged, Anchorage AK
Date: 2002-11-08 07:00:27 PST

I guess if I felt Danny was threatened, it's the way
I would react. There would be none left standing
to deal with the threat just in case.

If someone hurt him, I would not let borders or
continents stop me from pursuing justice.

Then again, I always feed Danny INSIDE. If
someone is feeding his dog outside, his own
dog might not mean THAT much to him.

If he was feeding his dog outside though, many
dogs are food aggressive, and that could most
certainly spark a dog aggression thing.

(and if the dog was penned quietly outside, what
was it doing in his yard?)

I shot a neighbors dog one night for chasing my
horses and called him to help me find it. I would
do the same for threatening my dog.

My husband shot a dog that had been tearing up
trash up and down our road for years making an
unbelievable mess.

When we finally killed the culprit, the whole road
cheered. Animal control had never been able in
years to catch this critter. (we think it was feral it
was certainly unkempt enough to have been....
and it had been shot at by MANY of the neighbors,
but it never frightened it off enough to keep it from
NOT tearing up the road the next trash day)

----------------

From: diddy <***@diddy.net>
Date: Fri, 08 Nov 2002 11:27:11 -0500
Subject: Re: Dog Shot, Neighbor Charged, Anchorage AK
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
| My husband shot a dog that had been tearing up
| trash up and down our road for years making an
| unbelievable mess. When we finally killed the
| culprit, the whole road cheered. Animal control
| had never been able in years to catch this critter.
| (we think it was feral it was certainly unkempt
| enough to have been....and it had been shot at by
| MANY of the neighbors, but it never frightened
| it off enough to keep it from NOT tearing up the
| road the next trash day)
Y'all take killing dogs pretty lightly. I'd have tolerated
the trash problem before I would have killed the dog.
No kidding.
Post by WakeBdr
But putting up with it wouldn't have been necessary.
The trash could have been better secured and the
problem would have been resolved.
Yep. Where's the condemnation of the people not
securing their trash. Especially since, IIRC, this is
the country we're talking about.
Cate
They were in the standard Rumpke plastic
waste containers they MUST be in.

If you are upset I advise you to keep your dogs at home.

As i repeated before, the time Danny and Taya got loose,
for all the dangers they faced out there, cars, disease,
coyotes, etc, the most immediate danger they were in,
was being shot.

This is why I immediately started canvassing the area
with full color door to door handouts emblazoned with
REWARD. DO NOT SHOOT these dogs across the top.

I knew every second they were loose, they were in grave
danger of being shot. At that time, Our dog pound was
on 20/20 for being one of the worst in the country (it's
not now, it's a modern model facility) i WANTED my
dogs there.

It meant they weren't out there being shot.

They would throw dogs in pens of 10-20 dogs, In spite
of the dirt and filth, if they got there, I had a chance
of recovery.

Roaming in this area is a very bad thing,
and people WILL shoot dogs.

Happens all the time.

If you like your dog, you keep it home.

A persons personal animals are more valueable to
them than your animal you don't think enough of
to keep at home.

--------------

LIKE THIS:

From: diddy <***@nospam.diddy.net>
Date: Wed, 06 Mar 2002 07:30:27 -0500
Local: Wed, Mar 6 2002 8:30 am
Subject: Re: teaching dogs "jobs"

(They were taught NEVER EVER to step on a road.... No foot EVER
touches the road!) Danny lost a tracking test once, because the
test crossed a seldom used gravel road. When he reached the road,
a car just happened to go by. He refused to cross the road, and
when I took him by the collar and nudged him, I was Disqualified
for aiding the dog. Danny simply will NOT cross a road.. when he
was intact, not EVEN for a bitch in season.

Now you have a dog that...

WHOOOOPS!

Whoops, Danny And Taya run away from
unsecured yard and imbecile owner BUT
CAREFULLY AVOID CROSSIN A ROAD.

Will they survive life out in the wilderness
out amongst diddler's coyote traps?

Will they get mistaken for coyotes and sold
to the highest bidder at the fur auction?

Or will they live again to do a help dummy diddy
do a demonstration on safe and responsible pet
ownership in the kitchen with the vet's office kitten?

Stay tuned, fans...
Post by diddy
Subject: Off Topic --MISSING DOGS
Date: 1999/04/14
I realize this has absolutely nothing to do with
Disney. Parks, but since those of us on this
newsgroup are from all over the country, I thought
you would understand this one time intrusion. We
are desperate to find these dogs....Please, if you
have any information, contact the e-mail address
at the bottom of the note. Thank you for your
understanding.........
Karyl Parks' (aka diddler) dog Danny - Ch. Alpha's
Decorum (I think that is his correct registered name)
is missing . For those that have never met Danny -
he is very special. Both trained for Search and
Rescue
You'd think her SAR dog could find his own way
back to his own HOWES, provided they ain't gotta
CROSS A ROAD gettin back???
Post by diddy
as well as service dog trained, CDX, etc.
But IT can't find ITS way back to his own HOWES?
Post by diddy
He does all the things that service dogs do
Like run HOWET on his people and not return?
Post by diddy
from opening doors, turning on lights, getting
clothes and shoes.
You FORGOT MURDERIN the vet's office kitty kat
and escaping and destructively chewing a rug and
gettin locked in a box in an HOWEtbuilding to muffle
his CRYING till he was SHITTIN BLOOD and went in
for intestinal obstruction.
Post by diddy
He is a marvel.
Naaah. You want a MARVEL? **MARVEL** at
that STUPID KAT that PAINICKED when diddler
snared IT in her leg hold STRANGLE / CHOKE
choke trap. She'd have BLUDGEONED IT had IT
not been wearin a collar. Perhaps she was lookin
for a REWARD, bein a SUBSISTANCE hunter
and all.

You call tying the dog to a wall training, diddler,
like HOWE you trained your fence to train your dog?

diddy wrote:

"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
We have a beagle. Before we got our last one, we
knew what to expect and spent a year re-enforcing
the fence.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
What we did.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
Double fencing, hardware cloth lined on the inside.
Wood ties under gates. A chicken wire apron extending
out into the yard 12 inches. (hog ringed to the upright
fencing). We chose chicken wire because it was flexible
and ground conforming. grass grows right over it, making
it invisible and easy to mow over. It's tacked down by tent
stakes every 10 inches. (this is our most considerable
investment)
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
The problems with it is that it eventually disintegrates,
rusts, pulls apart and need repair a lot. We placed tile
blocks over the top, because the tent stakes stick up,
and sometimes get hit by the lawnmower.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
Overall, it's a pretty decent system and works
MOST of the time.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
The beagle is persistent, and tends to work the inner
fencing, that's flimsy down, or tear it, making exit holes.
We recently cut down a couple yard trees that broke down
sections of the fence and they need re-enforcement.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
When the weather breaks, a whole new fence
is in order, but the system works MOST of the time.
"I admit our system fails occasionally"
Post by diddy
We did install an underground perimeter E-fence
at the fence line, and found a single strand 12 inch
high electric cattle fence around the perimeter was
just as effective, cheaper, less bothersome (no need
to wear heavy e-collars.. especially that mess up coats),
but both needed occassional maintenence.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
What we did.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
I admit our system fails occassionally, especially
when snow drifts are over the top of the fences
and erase any identifiable fenceline.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We installed (BEFORE getting the beagle) a 100
foot trolly line that crosses the yard.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
This is a safe, effective restraint system that has
always worked when immediate repairs or extra
security is desired.
If I go away and leave the beagle outside. He goes
to the trolly line, whether the containment system
is currently working or not.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
It's great for emergency situations, and the $17
last resort system gets used for the beagle far
more than I ever expected. It still allows reasonable
exercise range of area and mobility. The elkhounds
and the beagle still play avidly, and it's the cheapest
piece of mind security ever.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
A trolly tether system is the best for temporary
containment while discovering where the leak
is. In the snow, it's easy to discover the
leak. In the summer, it's more difficult.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
I do not like, or use our current underground collar system
"I admit our system fails occassionally"

BWEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!
Post by diddy
Because she's IMPORTANT to me.I'm proud of her. She
wasn't competing in anything. But she's an integral part
of my life, and It never occurred to me NOT to take her.
AS STATED, on accHOWENTA
YOU CAN'T LEAVE HER ALONE.
Post by diddy
No one Inquired about her titles, or lack of.
Hey diddler? Remember when you went over to timmy
aka buzzsaw's and jerked an choked an shocked his
dog till IT couldn't be jerked an choked an shocked
nodoGdameneD more and STILL COULDN'T TRAIN
him not to chase squirrels?
Post by diddy
They remarked that she was a very well behaved,
well adjusted, nice dog. And that she is. It doesn't
take a title to prove that. And She's beautiful....
She's the prettiest Dog I've ever had. She has
no championship, Nor does she need one to
acknowledge her beauty. She's Comfort food.
Yeah. And you're INSANE. AND a LIAR.

Here's diddler hurting and murderin
Post by diddy
2002-08-23 09:18:08 PST
Regarding this cat in the snare. It went nuts. It
leaped, and tangled itself, and most certainly
strangulated it's intestines. It had the snare
pulled tight down to the diameter of a dime (just
large enough to encircle the spine) around the waist
area. This cats snarled, and attacked. Trying to
extricate this cat was exceedingly difficult, not to
mention dangerous. Because I feared damage to the
intestines and death of the gut, I imagined
this cat was not likely to survive.
It would have been much simpler to dispatch the
unfortunate cat and take out the dead body. Instead,
this cat wore a collar. it deserved a chance, and
the owner deserved closure. (no id on the collar) .
It escaped, just as I released it and it couldn't be
taken to the vet for examination. I will probably
never know if this particular cat survives the
experience or not.
People in the area were aware that trapping was
being done and apparently still let their cats run
free, both endangered by the traps and by the
coyotes being targeted that are causing a problem
with their cat population.
Had that cat not been wearing a collar, I would not
have tried to release this hostile cat. Releasing it
may not have been a kindness, but then... cats
weren't supposed to be attracted to this type of
trap, in this position, and then they weren't
supposed to go ape, to get themselves in this
situation. If you like your pet, you keep them home.
--------------------------------
Date: December 29, 2006 5:47 AM

Subject: Re: Dog chewing up floors
Post by diddy
I, for one, am glad that the Puppy Wizard comes across
as a complete loon given what his advice is since it
makes it less likely that people will take it instead
of the advice of someone else I think gives better advice.
For the record, The Puppy wizard over-rates himself. But
"his" (tm) methods are pretty much tried and true methods
that trainers have used and some still use today.

There are better methods out there now. But the ones posted
in his manual (now that he has removed the advice to SPIKE
a dog's temperature to dangerous levels) are sound. they work..
no matter what we think of the puppy-wizard and his packaging...
"his methods" <cough> are just as valid as anyone else's

"His methods" can stand some updating, and he definitely
needs to look at some repackaging.

Hopefully others add a slicker delivery to grab attention,
but truthfully, when you look at the cat fights that go on
here, and stand back and watch in perspective, it's rather
hard to determine the sane ones from the lunatics.

In fact, an awful lot of people here come off looking
rather tainted. A person needs to have a good filtering
device to sort out the noise.

TPW just has a problem that's too painfully obvious.

--------------------

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

From: diddy <***@scared.to.death.with.our.political.situation>

Subject: Separation Anxiety

All this talk of SA. Thios goes way off topic, but it's
SA to the extreme.. but goes both ways. I know Danny has
Separation anxiety. He doesn't do physical damage, he
internalizes it.

Which I wish he wouldn't.

The vets all try to "fix" it and consider it a real problem.

I don't see it that way. I feel physically ill without him.
So it's mutual. I have made sure Reka does not EVER get that
attached. I do not want "our" mutual separation anxiety fixed.

I just take Danny me everywhere, and am honored by his company.

I resent the vets that they consider this a "problem". In fact,
I stole him out of a specialists care that thought the SA should
be fixed right then and there. They kept me out in the waiting
room for five days and nights, while my dog was on the other
side of the door.

He escaped, knowing I would be there for him. He opened, what
they considered inescapable cages, under 24 hour observation.
It takes 2 hands to operate the latch, and apparently he used
a paw and a tongue to break free dragging his intubations and
iv's with him as he burst into the waiting room to be with me.

I burst into tears and was so happy to see him.

The doctors couldn't throw me out of there, because it was
a 24 hour clinic. But they decided his SA was inconducive
to his health. They were going to fix it right then and there.

They ordered that I was NOT to see my dog.

I was deeply resentful of this, and the next time Danny
escaped (and he did) I grabbed him and ran from the clinic.
I called my vet on the 2 hour trip home, and told him I was
on my way home with my dog, and he needed supportive care.

My vet allowed me to stay with my dog.

He had excellent care. Top Notch. But I don't understand why
vets seem to think THEY own the dog while in their care. I
was paying for this.

I don't and never understood how a vet seemed to think they
have the right to keep you from your pet. I would never take
my dog back there. Apparently since he had been passed from
specialist to specialist, this was the only place that could
perform the surgery he needed. But they were totally insensitive
to the emotional needs of both dog and client.

-----------------------

diddler the shit stain scrawled on the walls
with her finger dipped in bloody poop:

I think 4 hours or so, I had put him in a supposedly
"Secure" place, while I had to leave. When I got
home, he had trashed my house. From then on,
when I left, he got put in the horse stall.

He trashed my horse stall.

He then got a new horse stall, wore a E-collar,
I electrified the perimeter of the stall and we
were finally able to contain him while we worked
on his escape problems.

Once he learned that I was more determined to
defeat him, he finally subdued. But escaping, to
him was a game.

Both of us had a throughly miserable time during
the stand off. The dog is actually now a very good
citizen. He just had to meet someone more determined,
and stubborn and willing to go the distance to do what
it took, before he would stop.

Like I said, I thought he and I were going
to grow old together.

I am not going to go into exactly where we
went before we got that accomplished.

Let's just say it was "ugly"

------------------------------

"diddy" <***@nospam.diddy.net> wrote in message news:***@216.196.97.132...

I loathe that ear cropping is done. On traditionally ear-
cropped dogs, I LIKE them that way. I wouldn't have a
doberman any other way. I had two dobermans, and thought
their ear croppings brutal. i don't consider tail docking
brutal.

I prefer men circumcised. I guess that's TMI. If my husband
suffered from the procedure, he's gotten over it.

-----------------

DIDDY AND THE DOBERMAN WHO BLED
TOO MUCH for her OWN GOOD
Post by diddy
It's explained on the AKC website. And I'm very sorry to
hear this. I too had a dog that I wanted to finish
Oh, here's one you finished alright, you finished her real
good because she made you late for work after you cut her
ears off.

Date: Mon, 05 Aug 2002 13:03:37 -0400
From: diddy <***@nospam.diddy.net>
Organization: bright.net Ohio
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Post by diddy
There is a detailed explanation of the pain side of things
in the report I mentioned to Lone. If I can get the new
lead for my scanner [hopefully today], would you like me to
e-mail it to you so you have the veterinary
view of it ?
I someone crops ears, I feel it's for hygenic methods
as well as aesthetics. I'm not saying cropping is not
painful, taking two dobermans through cropping (one with
von Willebrawns.. and THAT was ugly -- and I finally put
her to sleep at one year old because I kept coming home
from work finding my house in a bloodbath every time I
came home from work, and was told I was going to get
fired for absentee if I continued to miss work in the
afternoons after coming home for lunch, and having to
run the dog to the vet.

The mental stress of dealing with such a dog was unreal,
dealing with the unknowns of what she was going to do next
(tear a nail, puncture herself, bruise herself.. the
emergencies she created for herself were unreal)She also
kept catching her dew claws on things, and I finally had
them removed.

---------------------------

Hello diddler,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I don't know what to do anymore.
Until about 7 months ago my 9 yo. mix was absolutely fine.
But from one day to the other she started waking me up in
the morning at around 4:30 to 5am by running around restlessly
(hardwood floor) or simply sitting as close as possible to my
bed and breathing heavily, almost sticking her tongue in my ear.
He should spray Binaca or citronella in ITS face or lock
his dog in a crate in an outbuilding to muffle its noise.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
She does that for about an hour - sleep of course is impossible - just
to lay down eventually and her falling asleep again. At that point I am
sleep deprived and exhausted.
Don't put her out in the barn, that won't muffle the noise.
Put her in a secure out building in a crate and enjoy your peace.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I tried anything I could come up with: check the food,
check the water, check with the doctor if she's sick,
walk her more, walk her later, talk to her, pet her,
calm her, command her, nothing helps.
Not to worry. She'll be fine in the outbuilding if she's
locked in her crate. You'll get used to the noise.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I have simply no idea what's wrong with her. She does it
EVREY night, sometimes for 15 minutes, sometimes for two
hours. She never did it when she was younger, and I didn't
change anything in her or my life.
No problem. Just don't reward her for her bad behaviors.
Lock her in a crate outside and don't let her out if she's
making noise or you'll spoil her.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Please help me to get her (and me) sleeping again.
Just lock her outside in a box and enjoy your beauty rest.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Wonko
Any marked behaviour change, to me indicates
a trip to the vet is validated.
Unless you just lock the dog in a box in an outbuilding cause
punishing and locking her in the horse stall doesn't work for
barking at nite when your dogs is busting a gut from eating
the barricade you built to protect your garbage.
Post by diddy
I have had dogs panting at my bedside uncharacteristicly.
Yeah. And you punish them for that. And then you locked her in
the horse barn but you could still hear her cry. So you locked
her in another outbuilding in a crate cause she was going manic
with a TWISTED GUT from compulsive destructive chewing cause you
punish choke and intimidate your dogs, diddler.
Post by diddy
We did diagnostics
You waited till she was shittin blood after crying
and barking for three nites in a row, diddler.
Post by diddy
and EVENTUALLY we DID find a physical cause.
Destructive chewing twisted her intestines, and you locked
her out cause you got tired of punishing her so you could rest.
Post by diddy
My one girl had addisons.
And the other had a twisted gut and was crying for three
nites straight in agony, begging you to help her, so you
removed her to an even MOORE remote location.
Post by diddy
My boy had pancreatitis. My puppy had eaten splinters.
Before that, my boy had bleeding stomach ulcers
Not surprising. These are all a result of
compulsive anxiety disorder syndrome.
Post by diddy
Some took a great deal of testing and expense,
Yeah, took three days of tesing your dog in a box locked
in an outbuilding before the BLOOD WORK came back from
the laboratory in your bathtub. I guess your dog goes to
the bathtub to crap when you won't get outta bed to put
her out cause you'll abuse her if she has an accident,
after all, look what you do to her just for being SICK
because of garbage she's chewed because you drive her
INSANE with your choking and punishment and crating.
Post by diddy
and sometimes specialists to find.
So, you think it requires a scientist to diagnose intestinal
bleeding when your dog starts shtittin blood after ignoring
her crying for three nites straight?
Post by diddy
But in every case of one of my dogs having a changed
behavior, I have ferretted out the source with veterinary
help.
Because after three nites of constant agony and crying and
barking, she finally started shittin blood all over your
HOWES and that makes you upset. That's HOWE COME
she shits in the tub, cause she knows you'll abuse her if she
has an accident, diddler.

NO WONDER everyone thinks I'm a liar. NOBODY would believe this.

That's HOWE COME I quote you lying dog abusing Thugs so people
will get wise to you. UNFORTUNATELY, the quotes are so horrendous,
NOBODY believes them unless they can find the original source.

That's HOWE COME I've come in here to identify, expose,
and discredit our lying dog abusing Thugs, like you didddler.

According to our friend diddler you know the dog needs
to go out when they start shittin blood after barking
and crying for three nites straight locked in a crate
in an outbuilding to muffle her crying..

HOWE about that?

---------------

Here's diddler breedin her GENETICALLY DEFECTIVE puppy mill dogs:

From: diddy <***@diddy.net>
Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 08:55:27 -0500
Subject: Re: thunk thunk thunk

Many of us have raised pups without a mother.

Danny's mother was sent back to the breeder that I
leased her from when he was one week old. I don't
think it hurt him any. (long horror story on that..

I leased her, and part of the lease agreement was
that the breeder was to get half the litter. I
did not think she had a suitable temperament to
breed, and thus the breeder wouldn't allow me to
return the bitch until i paid in full.

I kept her for two years arguing why she should NOT
be bred, and finally bred her just so I could send
her back.

She was a top producing bitch.. but a flakehead) But
the reason was that she never got milk. She wasn't
the the role model I wanted for the litter (She was
sound fearful).

The litter went to work with me in a backpack. They
were off the bottle and eating from a pan at 2 weeks.
They were walking at 7 days, and had their eyes open
at nine days.

The entire litter was housebroken at 6 weeks. (Danny
was carrying around his favorite ducky at his 7 days -
-reading notes off the litter development records)

The litter was raised by the Carmen Battaglia Superpuppy
protocol, It was a lot of hard work, and worth it. Keeping
the mother with the litter is recommended, and had it been
most any other Dam, I would have kept her with the litter
in spite of having no milk. I think it turned out pretty well.

-----------------

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!

in thread news:***@207.115.17.102:
Shelly
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I wouldn't have done the Reka incident any differently,
UNLESS I knew before hand that she had swallowed tarp strings.
So the difference between you and Lynn is that Lynn
actually learns from her mistakes. Interesting!
There you go with twisted logic. How did I know
she was in distress and not coyote howling?

you are one twisted sister.

And anyone who agrees with your take on this are
doing so in support of the cabal. You are reaching.

---------------

NOT AT ALL. You'd KNOW if your dog was "coyote
HOWEling" Vs bein DEATHLY ILL in accHOWENTA coyote
HOWEling is a BEHAVIOR PROBLEM and therefore CAN BE
EXXXTINGUISHED NEARLY INSTANTLY just like ANY
behavior problem, unless of curse, you're a IMBECILE <{}: ~ ) >

Here's more:

Tuck is and has been fighting Pano and HOD since
5 days AFTER his distemper shot. (I had it done at
humane society vaccine clinic) My vet recommends the
distemper shot being given separately. yes,it takes
another trip to the vet.

The distemper shot is well known forcausing vaccine
reactions and even auto-immune response. (well thats
what vaccines DO..is kickin the auto-immune system)

But over loading an immune system can cause unwanted
reactions. In Tuck,it took the form of HOD/PANO.

There has to be some genetic predisposition to auto-immune
response as well. Tuck's Daddy had bad food allergies. (an
auto-immune response) and that should have alerted me toa
predisposition.

But I didn't realize the distemper shot would set off a
change of reactions that will last for one to two years.

My vet says, NEXT year, to be sure to re-vaccinate him with
the same distemper company that manufactured the distemper
shot that he recieved that caused the problem. Make sure he
recieves the distemper shot SEPARATELY from the rest.

Part of his treatment protocal is toFeed him large breed
puppy food (even though he is not a large breed dog) to
slow his growth.

So yes. in answer to your question, I have experienced a
reaction to the distemper shot. Or my dog has.. It's not
the same reaction as you are describing. But yes, I have.

---------------------

BWEEEEAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAA~!~!~!

Re: [ot] good thoughts please
.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
my new puppy, Tuck, grabbed a raw chicken wing and
wolfed it down on sunday. He's been in the hospital
daily, admitted sometimes, and home montored others.
He's been supported supported daily by fluids,
hoping he would pass it, but he's destabilizing fast,
and has just gone into surgery to have it removed from
his stomach, and his intestines have intuscepted from
being empty for so long, and they need surgery also.
He's lost more than half his body weight in the last
two days. please send a positive thought for him. I
know a lot of you don't like me. but he's not
responsible for his owners behavior.
Of course you have all the good thoughts we can
muster around here.
Do we have a report from today yet? I read
the one where he's a bit better....
His prognosis is really poor, even though his vital signs
are still good. he can walk to go out to potty, but he's
so painful he didn't want to.

he's miserable but drugged to the gills. He met me with
a meekly wagging tail. his face is swollen and his legs
are swollen, because he does not have the body protein
to assimilate the fluids.

When they did the surgery, his intestines were all stuck
together in one big adhesion. His intestines were even
stuck to his bladder, and they pulled them all apart, but
they wanted to glue themselves back almost immediately.

if they do that, he will die.

And this is what they were trying to do during the
surgery. I asked him if this is the case, why didn't
we just put him down?

I don't want him hurting like this, if he's not going
to survive it anyway. He said "no, beca...." and I
didn't hear the rest, the room got all green and hazy
and I had to sit down on the floor before I passed out.

So I really don't know why we are fighting to save him
if his prognosis is so poor. I told the vet to stop
talking.

He has peritonitis , no penetrations were evident from
the chicken bones, but we are assuming it was related
to the chicken wings. But he is also showing bone
anomalies similar to those dogs with a viral infection.

Viral infections can also cause abdominal adhesions.
so there were biopsies sent off for culture and testing.

He's also a low birthweight puppy, and my vet has suspected
there was a viral infection going on since birth, even
before he was born, because of lack of bone development
on the xrays.

when he looked at the prenatal xrays, he felt this litter
was in trouble. when they were low birthweight, he has
been working on that hunch, and he's been treating this
pup from the beginning as a suspect viral issue with an
immune mediated response.

his breeder calls my vet an idiot.

The massive adhesions he found also increased his suspicions
that this was not just the chicken bones but an ongoing problem.
he wanted to do the biopsy and i told him NO. (he tends to test
and test as if my dogs were lab rats) I need this dog fixed, and
regardless of the cause, the treatment is the same.

he says he needs to know and is paying for the test himself.
he says this information may be critical to his sister (who
is not exhibiting any problems btw) so he can suspect whatever
he wants, but i think he's looking for zebras, when he's
actually looking at a horse.

The lab work he is doing will confirm his hunch. it's his dime.
If he's right, Della (his sister) will also need to know.

if he's wrong, it hasn't hurt anything, and it didn't cost
me a dime. If he had a small pinhole leak from the bones,
it could also have set up the massive peritonitis.

Frankly, he ate the chicken wing, and was sick the next day.

Sometimes a horse is just a horse.

He started telling me how they handled the adhesion binding
and why he shouldn't be given up on, and why he thought he
had a chance, but I honestly didn't hear it, and asked him
to stop talking, because the fear of losing my little guy
was just so overwhelming, that I couldn't take any more.

the room was spinning, I was about to wretch and pass out.

I never heard what he had done to prevent that. He was about
to give me the good news, but I never heard it. The bad news
was so bad, I just wasn't in condition to assimilate any more.

This little guy was very similar to his Dad. They even keep
calling him Danny in the clinic, because he looks just like
him.

He's been a remarkable puppy, and shows endless talent.

We tried out for Ohio Task force one a couple weeks ago, and
he was the youngest one there by eight months! And he did the
best job of anyone. I was soooooo proud of him. I was very
proud of his performance. he's been a delight to train with
no apparent fears, tons of courage, biddability, and desire
to please.

I decided not to follow that route because orientation tapes
renewed old memories that reminded me even if I could (which
I had doubts) do the work, I was not willing to put my dog at
risk to the hazards that Task force One dogs are subject to.

He takes his tasks willingly and seriously .. he's a lot like
his dad. He's a very talented tracking dog, a wonderful gentleman,
consummate clown, noble companion, loyal friend, and helpful
assistant.

It's hard to believe that you can get so attached so fast.
He feels to everyone who meets him as a continuum of his father,
with the stability of his mother.

He runs out to the road, gets the newspaper and brings it
in as one of his favorite tasks. He looks for jobs he can
do, and picks up all the dog pans after eating, and hands
them to me, just like his dad did. He's constantly on the
prowl looking for something he can do where he can help.

He fills all the places that his dad used to be. No he
won't replace his dad, but he's filled the huge gaping
chasm that his dad left, and eased the hurt, and created
joy.

He also has his joyful moments. He likes to ride in the
car, and adjusts the air vents to blow in his face. He
hasn't learned to turn the cold control knobs yet, or he
would turn the car into a mobile igloo. He has learned
to operate door knobs, and nothing is out of his reach
unless crated.

Leaving the house for a few minutes and coming in to his
surprises such as finding bras dangling from ceiling fans,
and his projects strewn from one end of the house to the
other, or finding him all wrapped up in venetian blinds
as he tried to follow my progress outside, reminds me he
is NOT his dad, and is his ownunique personality.

Although I might look at his antics with discernment,
afterwards, it's good for a chuckle.

He's a puppy after all, and needs to be contained
when he's not being supervised.

===========

Here's diddler's MOST SUCCESSFUL trainin -

Here's diddler trainin her neighbor's
dog to stay HOWETA her garbage can:

"My Husband Shot A Dog That Had Been Tearing Up Trash
Up And Down Our Road For Years Making An Unbelievable
Mess. When We Finally Killed The Culprit, The Whole
Road Cheered," diddler.

From: diddy (***@diddy.net)
Subject: Re: Dog Shot, Neighbor Charged, Anchorage AK
Date: 2002-11-08 07:00:27 PST

I guess if I felt Danny was threatened, it's the way
I would react. There would be none left standing
to deal with the threat just in case.

If someone hurt him, I would not let borders or
continents stop me from pursuing justice.

Then again, I always feed Danny INSIDE. If
someone is feeding his dog outside, his own
dog might not mean THAT much to him.

If he was feeding his dog outside though, many
dogs are food aggressive, and that could most
certainly spark a dog aggression thing.

(and if the dog was penned quietly outside, what
was it doing in his yard?)

I shot a neighbors dog one night for chasing my
horses and called him to help me find it. I would
do the same for threatening my dog.

My husband shot a dog that had been tearing up
trash up and down our road for years making an
unbelievable mess.

When we finally killed the culprit, the whole road
cheered. Animal control had never been able in
years to catch this critter. (we think it was feral it
was certainly unkempt enough to have been....
and it had been shot at by MANY of the neighbors,
but it never frightened it off enough to keep it from
NOT tearing up the road the next trash day)

-------------------

From: diddy <***@nospam.diddy.net>
Date: Wed, 06 Mar 2002 07:30:27 -0500
Local: Wed, Mar 6 2002 8:30 am
Subject: Re: teaching dogs "jobs"

(They were taught NEVER EVER to step on a road....
No foot EVER touches the road!) Danny lost a tracking
test once, because the test crossed a seldom used
gravel road. When he reached the road, a car just
happened to go by.

He refused to cross the road, and when I took him by
the collar and nudged him, I was Disqualified for aiding
the dog. Danny simply will NOT cross a road.. when he was
intact, not EVEN for a bitch in season.

Now you have a dog that...

WHOOOOPS!

Whoops, Danny And Taya run away from
unsecured yard and imbecile owner BUT
CAREFULLY AVOID CROSSIN A ROAD.

Will they survive life out in the wilderness
out amongst diddler's coyote traps?

Will they get mistaken for coyotes and sold
to the highest bidder at the fur auction?

Or will they live again to do a help dummy diddy
do a demonstration on safe and responsible pet
ownership in the kitchen with the vet's office kitten?

Stay tuned, fans...

diddy wrote:

"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We have a beagle. Before we got our last one,
we knew what to expect and spent a year re-enforcing
the fence.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
What we did.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
Double fencing, hardware cloth lined on the inside.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
Wood ties under gates.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
A chicken wire apron extending out into the yard
12 inches.(hog ringed to the upright fencing).
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We chose chicken wire because it was flexible
and ground conforming. grass grows right over
it, making it invisible and easy to mow over.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
It's tacked down by tent stakes every 10 inches.
(this is our most considerable investment)
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
The problems with it is that it eventually disintegrates,
rusts, pulls apart and need repair a lot.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We placed tile blocks over the top, because
the tent stakes stick up, and sometimes get
hit by the lawnmower.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
Overall, it's a pretty decent system and works
MOST of the time.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
The beagle is persistent, and tends to work the inner
fencing, that's flimsy down, or tear it, making exit holes.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We recently cut down a couple yard trees that broke
down sections of the fence and they need re-enforcement.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
When the weather breaks, a whole new fence is
in order, but the system works MOST of the time.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We did install an underground perimeter E-fence
at the fence line, and found a single strand 12 inch
high electric cattle fence around the perimeter was
just as effective, cheaper, less bothersome (no need
to wear heavy e-collars.. especially that mess up coats),
but both needed occassional maintenence.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
What we did.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
I admit our system fails occassionally, especially
when snow drifts are over the top of the fences
and erase any identifiable fenceline.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
We installed (BEFORE getting the beagle) a 100
foot trolly line that crosses the yard.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
This is a safe, effective restraint system that has
always worked when immediate repairs or extra
security is desired.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
If I go away and leave the beagle outside. He goes
to the trolly line, whether the containment system
is currently working or not.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
It's great for emergency situations, and the $17 last
resort system gets used for the beagle far more than
I ever expected. It still allows reasonable exercise
range of area and mobility. The elkhounds and the
beagle still play avidly, and it's the cheapest piece of
mind security ever.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
A trolly tether system is the best for temporary
containment while discovering where the leak is.
In the snow, it's easy to discover the
leak. In the summer, it's more difficult.
"I admit our system fails occassionally"
Post by diddy
I do not like, or use our current underground collar system
"I admit our system fails occassionally"

---------------

From: diddy <***@diddy.net>
Date: Fri, 08 Nov 2002 11:27:11 -0500
Subject: Re: Dog Shot, Neighbor Charged, Anchorage AK
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
| My husband shot a dog that had been tearing up
| trash up and down our road for years making an
| unbelievable mess. When we finally killed the
| culprit, the whole road cheered. Animal control
| had never been able in years to catch this critter.
| (we think it was feral it was certainly unkempt
| enough to have been....and it had been shot at by
| MANY of the neighbors, but it never frightened
| it off enough to keep it from NOT tearing up the
| road the next trash day)
Y'all take killing dogs pretty lightly. I'd have tolerated
the trash problem before I would have killed the dog.
No kidding.
Post by WakeBdr
But putting up with it wouldn't have been necessary.
The trash could have been better secured and the
problem would have been resolved.
Yep. Where's the condemnation of the people not
securing their trash. Especially since, IIRC, this is
the country we're talking about.
Cate
They were in the standard Rumpke plastic
waste containers they MUST be in.

If you are upset I advise you to keep your dogs at home.

As i repeated before, the time Danny and Taya got loose,
for all the dangers they faced out there, cars, disease,
coyotes, etc, the most immediate danger they were in,
was being shot.

This is why I immediately started canvassing the area
with full color door to door handouts emblazoned with
REWARD. DO NOT SHOOT these dogs across the top.

I knew every second they were loose, they were in grave
danger of being shot. At that time, Our dog pound was
on 20/20 for being one of the worst in the country (it's
not now, it's a modern model facility) i WANTED my
dogs there.

It meant they weren't out there being shot.

They would throw dogs in pens of 10-20 dogs, In spite
of the dirt and filth, if they got there, I had a chance of
recovery.

Roaming in this area is a very bad thing,
and people WILL shoot dogs.

Happens all the time.

If you like your dog, you keep it home.

A persons personal animals are more valueable to
them than your animal you don't think enough of to
keep at home.

--------------

I was in that position once when Becky was hit
by a car when my son left the yard gate open.

Every Rescue Elkhound that I have ever had Cruciate ligament
surgery done on had straight stifles. I've never had one that
was properly angulated tear. It would make sense that a dog
with greater angulation would put more stress on the tendons,
yet the straight angulation dogs in my experience, have been
the ones with cruciate ligament tears. When you mentioned that
was her only conformational fault.. I'm thinking..

kachink! Another one!

------------------

Cruciate ligament failure is CAUSED BY STRESS
from MISHANDLING, GARBAGE COMMERCIAL DIET and
TOXIC VETERINARY MALPRACTICE <{}: ~ ( >

Here's diddler hurting and murderin innocent
defenseless dumb critters for FUN and PROFIT:

From: diddy (***@nospam.diddy.net) Subject: Re:
cats : Crating/Caging: What constitutes abuse? Date:
2002-08-23 09:18:08 PST

Regarding this cat in the snare. It went nuts. It
leaped, and tangled itself, and most certainly
strangulated it's intestines. It had the snare
pulled tight down to the diameter of a dime (just
large enough to encircle the spine) around the waist
area. This cats snarled, and attacked. Trying to
extricate this cat was exceedingly difficult, not to
mention dangerous. Because I feared damage to the
intestines and death of the gut, I imagined
this cat was not likely to survive.

It would have been much simpler to dispatch the
unfortunate cat and take out the dead body. Instead,
this cat wore a collar. it deserved a chance, and
the owner deserved closure. (no id on the collar) .

It escaped, just as I released it and it couldn't be
taken to the vet for examination. I will probably
never know if this particular cat survives the
experience or not.

People in the area were aware that trapping was
being done and apparently still let their cats run
free, both endangered by the traps and by the
coyotes being targeted that are causing a problem
with their cat population.

Had that cat not been wearing a collar, I would not
have tried to release this hostile cat. Releasing it
may not have been a kindness, but then... cats
weren't supposed to be attracted to this type of
trap, in this position, and then they weren't
supposed to go ape, to get themselves in this
situation. If you like your pet, you keep them home.

-----------------------------------------------------

UNLESS of curse your backyard is POISONED:

Date: 2002-12-29 21:07:12 PST

HOWEDY Diddler,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Well, once again I caught my 4 yr old male Golden
Retriever - German Shepherd mix digging frantically in
back yard this afternoon and eating something. He is
completely obsessed with whatever is down there. The hole
is about 6" deep and only about as wide as his muzzle. I
see nothing when I look in hole when he is done. I live
in Indiana, and the ground has not frozen up for the
winter. My female Husky does the same thing although not
as frantically. I just recently spent $1000 on him in
emergency vet bills, xrays, 2 days in hospital, etc for
bloody diarreah and vomiting which happened after another
dig-eat episode a few weeks ago. I'm not sure the digging
and eating was the cause, but I suspect it. But then
there have been other digging episodes where he didn't get
sick. Almost exactly 2 yrs ago, I had a similar episode
with him.
Mine do that when they are digging for Grubs (June Bugs)
Sounds like fun, diddler. Do you sell their bodies
or use them for potions?
Post by diddy
Degrubbing the yard with Diazinon works a treat.
They like that, do they? I'll go get some. I just LOVE
listenin to them singin their little hearts out on hot
summer days. Kind reminds Your Puppy Wizard when
he was just a Wiz kid, of the cabin in the mountains at
the sea shore we spent summers.
Post by diddy
My neighbors also quit having skunk/mole/dog digging
problems when they treated their yard for grubs.
Yeah. That's what I was afraid of, diddler.

Didn't they take Diaz off the market about a year or two ago?
I don't think poisonin the yard with a dog that you KNOW eats
dirt and stuff is WISE. No wonder your neighbor quit havin
that problem. I don't think our OP wants to solve the diggin
problem by killin the dog, diddler.

Your Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
students cure digging in a few minutes over a couple of
days, maybe less.

-------------

HOWEDY diddler,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I don't think under the circumstances described, Leah
is NOT guilty of theft. Deception, possibly.. but
that's really iffy. She has broken no laws. Her
behavior has not fullfilled an ethical or moral
standard as would be expected from a professional
trainer.
And when you shot the neighbor's dog, you did so to
avoid the moral dilemma which Leah is being raked over
the coals for? You know, you could have took the dog in
and fed him, loved him, trained him and dewormed him,
like leah has done. And your horses would have been
safe.
But apparently, instead, you did the right thing...
and shot him.
Fuck OFF MIKEY
Excuse me Mikey, I just traced this.
Did you now, diddler? Kinda like huntin, ain't it?
Post by diddy
Fuck OFF JERRY! *PLONK*
Sorry diddler, you got me wrong, just like you did
all them kats and your dog shittin blood, diddler.
You can't shoot strangle or track straight.

HOWEDY diddler,
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Just curious if these methods are still encouraged;
koehler is recommended by our professor SCRUFF SHAKE
when the dog is too big and too dangerous to scruff shake
noMOORE.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
I personally could never do it.
Most of our experts are devout koehler fans.

HOWEver, they'll deny they use the painful parts. koehler
warns against that, sez that's HOWE COME people got
to kill their dogs, cause they don't follow the method
EXACTLY. Just like HOWE it sez in your FREE copy
of my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.

Only difference is, koehler sez you can't STOP hurting,
your FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual sez
you can't even scream NO or scruff shake your dog.
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Wayne
There are still some old advocates,
You mean all our expert advisors here on
our dog forums, diddler.
Post by diddy
mostly in the law enforcement and security dog world.
Not noMOORE, diddler.
Post by diddy
This method separates the squeamish and soft dogs
Is that so, diddler? What's a SOFT dog, diddler? I never
heard of a soft dog. Are you talkin soft like fat assed and
lazy, like our experts here? Or are you talkin soft like in
out of shape MENTALLY?

Or do you mean to say dogs that can't take a lot of BEATIN?
Post by diddy
(something that is detrimental in LE)
Is that so, diddler? You mean dogs in security and police and
military work should LIKE being BEATEN? Is that DESIRABLE?
Post by diddy
from those hard dogs that let anything bounce off them
Anything, diddler? You mean like BULLETS? Or do you mean
like TRAINING STICKS and SHOCKING and CHOKING, diddler?

Are you talking about a dog that don't MIND being choked and
shocked and beaten and hung? Is that what you mean by hard
Vs soft dogs, diddler?
Post by diddy
as if it never happened.
Yeah. It never happened, diddler. NOBODY here hurts dogs.
Ask matty. Ask Binaca bethFIST. Ask janet boss. Ask Master
Of Deception blankman and melanie and leah and liea and
professor scruff shake?
Post by diddy
I would hope those training for pet use would not find his
methods of the 1930's and 40's still logical.
Well, well, well, diddler. I guess you must be a newbie here.
Either that, or you're one of the LYING DOG ABUSING THUG
COWARDS we got here who hurts and kills dogs and LIES
about it, diddler? Naaah. Not YOU. You're even on our kat
forums.
Post by diddy
I shudder reading them,
Do you now, diddler? Some of us CRINGE.
Post by diddy
and thank forward moving trainers for
moving us out of the dark ages.
Oh, indeedy, diddler. Thank you for supporting pain fear
intimidation and death.
Post by diddy
You would think he hates dogs.
Naah. He's a professional dog trainer, diddler. Most of our
dog lovers here swear by their koehler method for the really
tough dogs. The ones that LIKE to be beaten and HUNG.

Meanwhile, the heel with koehler diddler, we got a worse
scumbag to identify and expose. That be YOU:

From: diddy <***@nofair.spamming.com>
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 14:07:51 -0500

Subject: Re: "Timmie's in the well!!"
Post by diddy
Post by WakeBdr
Since Bodhi has arrived, Coda has earned himself a new
nickname: "Fun Police".
(Regardless if it's something he would've done as a puppy or not!)
LOL! Isn't that funny - kind of the opposite of Kavik.
Danny is a fun police also!! Miss Reka and Mr beeeeegs frustratingly
just ignore him. (Danny never did those things in his youth, however,
as he was a very serious puppy, hence, I thought he had a potential
temperament problem and didn't sell him)
Temperment problems? Isn't that funny. Danny. Temperment
problems. Its a damn good thing you didn't sell him though.
Dannys mother had temperament problems.. and I had leased her to
breed (she was a top producing kennel dog), when brought into a home
condition, she had no resiliency. She was finished as a puppy in just
5 shows, and then never left the kennel again except to whelp puppies.
I very much admired her structure/pedigree/bloodlines/health
testing/"get and their performance records"

She had just had a litter and had to be bottle raised because she had
no milk. The breeder lamented that she thought she would probably not
ever be bred again because of the milk problem. I took her home on
vacation. however i signed legal lease papers with a breeding
clause.

I never intended to breed her. I thought the papers i was
signing was to prevent me from breeding her.

After keeping her for two years, the breeder told me it was time to
breed her and return half the litter that I owed during her "lease"

I told her I did NOT want to breed her, and her phobia about leaving
fences, fear of noises, etc was not something i wanted to have in a
dog.

She said i "OWED" her a 1/2 litter of puppies per contract. i long
ago
threw out my contract, and she sent me a copy of hers. Sure enough, I
HAD to breed her. I argued that she was not temperamentally sound.

She was a ditz, and trying to work with her only to find her so
institutionalized that when she dissappeared, she was ALWAYS
standing at the gate shivering wanting to get INTO the safety of
the fenced yard.

(running away was not an issue with her.. she couldn't stand being in
a decision making situation,, and couldn't stand being outside a
fence... hardly the kind of dog that fits my lifestyle)

I did the obligatory breeding, and never dealt with that breeder
again.

Danny was an offspring of tthat litter. I was worried looking for
instability. Her offspring from other litters had a history of being
darlings, but with the neurotic behavior she had) Danny would never
play. He would sit analyzing anything the other puppies did, and if
they screamed, he would never do what they did again. He wouldn't
play... He just watched, deciding what was ok.. and what wasn't.

He figured if a puppy screamed while they were roughhousing, all
roughhousing was bad. He'd be in the middle of the pack trying to
break them up (fun police).. he took this to extreme in every facet
of his life, and I feared he was going to be like his mom, and
eventually aftraid to leave the fence.

The home I had picked for him had two little boys, and I was afraid
they would intimidate him (in spite of them being great and gentle
little boys, into being a fear biter if forced beyond the bounds of
what
he thought he was appropriate.) So i kept Danny and gave this family
glowing refeerrals to another family.

They watched Danny grow up, and his accomplishments, and felt that I
kept "Their" dog out of selfish reasons. They knew he was a "star"
and
just kept him from them *sigh*

Danny was the easiest yet hardest dog i ever had to train in my life.
He was bright, tried never to make any mistakes, you only showed him
something once, he took learning so seriously that he would practice.

Yet if he failed or misunderstood, he crashed. He'd be afraid to try
it
again, or assume the whole exercise was wrong, and he was to never
do that exercise again. If he feared he was going to make a mistake,
he stood there like a statue with his eyes closed and just shook.

He has been since VERY young, a perfectionist. He's still a
perfectionist. Yes, I considered this a temperament fault when
carried to this extreme. He worries about perfection even now,
until he gets ulcers :)

He did not belong in the home that was supposed to be his. That home
lost their dog they got instead, because the kids let the gate open,
and
the dog ran out and got killed in traffic. I'm glad he stayed.

His puppies also have that sensitivity and perfectionist streak. In
the
right hands, it's a gift. In the wrong hands, it's a disaster. Is it a
temperament problem? yes and no.. it's not a temperament just any
family usa should have and could deal with. so in essence, it's a
temperament problem. To me, and those homes who got his puppies,
and then had me do in home visits to teach them how to handle it have
found it a special gift. He's definitely a dog that is not for
everyone.

His great great grandfather was also known more for his intelligence
than his championship, He won a National Specialty, and yet he was
bred twice, and his puppies had the same wierdness and intelligence.

MOST people couldn't handle them, and he got neutered. Never-the-less,
Danny has three crosses in his pedigree to this same fruity dog. I
think he
got it honestly.

On the same note, Danny passes it on. I had to work with every one of
those puppies in their homes. Every one of them spent a month or more
in my house at a year old doing rehab , before I spent a week or
morein
their owners houses teaching them how to train and work with their
pups.

A litter that requires this DOES have temperament issues. At the same
time, each of these families has their name on a list, should I ever
breed Danny again (He has semen on store) I sold every pup on a
spay/neuter contract (this was before limited registration)

One violated that contract and bred their dog anyway. He's a champion
and as the only pup from Danny that was ever bred, many people bred
to him. Those puppies did NOT have the support my Danny puppies had,
and there were a bunch of disturbed and temperament problems in those
litters. I've been rescueing Elkhounds trying to clean up the mess
since.

You could never guess by looking at Danny that there was a
temperament problem. It was trained out when he was very young. It's
non-existant.. but it's there in his genes.. in that can in storage.
It's the reason I never bred him again. Although I would "like to"
someday. If I could find the right bitch, and knew that she would
have only "ONE" puppy.. for "me".

I had discovered that that very temperament weakness was his strength
that made him very special. Because it takes special handling to turn
it from detriment to gift.. I _do_ consider it a "problem".

---------------------------------

And then you WONder...
And then you don't <{}: ~ ( >

BWEEEAAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
I***@hotmail.com
2008-01-06 04:35:52 UTC
Permalink
HOWEDY WakeBdr,

I'm posting to you directly in response to funky foot's reply to
diddler's post akin HOWE COME she advised you to seek a HOWEsHOWELD
wiring technician.

funky foot AIN'T a PROFESSIONAL dog trainer. HOWEver,
she knows EVERY THING abHOWET dog behavior problems
from first hand EXXXPERIENCE goin through them with her
own hyperactive HOWETA CON-TROLL DEAD an DEATHLY
ILL dogs.

funky foot and the other posters here are MENTALLY ILL and
desperately need their rest. If you reply to them you'll be inciting
them to go MANIC and possibly require further HOWEspitalization.
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
You might get your house wiring checked?
Why? (Not contentious, curious).
On accHOWENTA diddler GOT NO ADVICE, like yourself,
funky foots. IN FACT, your own fear aggressive hyperactive
HOWETA CON-TROLL dogs have had EVERY stress induced
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE and temperament and behavior
problem in creation <{}: ~ ( >

HOWEDY funky foots you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
animal abusin punk thug coward active accute chronic life
long incurable malignant mental case,
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
I just found this article while surfing to the dog breed info site trying
to determine that a PWD is a Portuguese Water Dog. This article might
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/articles/humandog.htm
This is just a regurgitation of Cesar Millan. The author really
should give CM a citation as the source of his ideas -
You mean LIKE THIS?:

"To better understand your dog, we strongly suggest Cesar Millan DVD's
and Cesar Millan Books to every dog owner,
from Chihuahua to Pit Bull. An excellent guide to communicating with,
understanding, and controlling your dog."
Post by FurPaw
not doing that is plagiarism.
INDEED?
Post by FurPaw
CM probably won't mind, though, since the
author does plug his books and videos.
Could it be the "author" IS the ces, funky foots?
Post by FurPaw
If I wanted to find out CM's point of view, I'd read his books
directly,
The wording is PRECISELY what the ces uses. Looks
like his writing. "If it walks like a dog abuser..."
Post by FurPaw
rather than through some unknown author's mental filter.
Oh, you mean LIKE THIS?:

HOWEDY funky foots you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
animal abusin punk thug coward active accute chronic life
long incurable malignant mental case,
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
Happy holidays, everyone. Best to you all.
We have a 9 year old lab mix who has started defecating
inside the house.
<snip>
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
And although the first poops are of normal hardness, she often
continues to squat and push for much longer than in the past.
So the last bits are normally very soft and more like baby poop.
No expert here,
C'mon, funky foots! Don't diminish your authority like that!
Your own dogs have had EVERY STRESS INDUCED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASE a.k.a. The Puppy Wizards' Syndrome, in
creation. You coulda bought an paid for a full service commercial
kennel with the bucks you've WASTED on incompetent veterinary
malpractice care!

THAT MAKES YOU A EXXXPERT!

HERE'S PROOF!:

HOWEDY funkyfoots,

Add these to your posted case history of DIS-EASES
aka The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome caused by jerking
and choking your dogs:

"I'm out more than $5,000 in the past year because I
have one dog who developed a heart condition and
another one who required surgery for laryngeal paralysis
and went blind in one eye, reason unknown; in addition
to the surgery, a lot of diagnostic tests were required for
each one."

BWEEEEAAAAHAAAHAAA!!!
Post by FurPaw
but I also think I'd take her to a different vet, maybe even an
internal medicine specialist if one is available to you. Has
your vet done any blood work to look for liver failure, or
anything else?
Yeah. His vet's been treatin her for 9 years, funkyfoots.
Post by FurPaw
Did she examine a stool sample?
AS STATED, you pathetic moron.
Post by FurPaw
Is there any sign of blood (either red or dark & tarry-
looking) or mucus in the stool?
AS STATED, you pathetic moron.
Post by FurPaw
Two things raise a red flag for me: One is her weight loss
despite being fed larger portions, especially if it was rapid
Naaaah?
Post by FurPaw
(how long did it take for her to lose 10 lb?). The second is
her evident pain when she has a bowel movement.
Naaah? Hey funky foots? We DON'T KNOW if it's
PAIN or ANXXXIHOWESNESS that's causin the
whining when she SHITS. Evidently the dog DON'T
WHINE when IT SHITS in their HOWES <{}:~ ( >
Post by FurPaw
As others have pointed out,
You mean the OTHER MENTAL CASES, funky foots?
Post by FurPaw
that could be due to arthritis or hip dysplasia,
That's curiHOWES. There AIN'T NO OTHER CASE
HISTORY DATA SUPPORTING THAT IDIOCY.
Post by FurPaw
but would that account for the weight loss or the
softer stools at the end of her bowel movement?
Of curse not. HOWEver, ANXXXIHOWESNESS WOULD.
Post by FurPaw
I hope you find an answer for your girl soon.
LikeWIZE.
Post by FurPaw
FurPaw
Post by diddy
I`m feeling very bad that I`ve beaten her. But
there really was no way I could have found
some reliable source as in my country, animal
rights and training isn`t an issue people care
about... But I want to be one of the few who care.
Good for you!
That's curiHOWES comin from the likes of you
AIN'T IT, funkyfoots? Your own dogs have been
sufferin an DYIN from your own SHEER IDIOCY
and inability to train them. Perhaps you should tell
Charlott abHOWET your own DEAD DOG who
DIED from anaphylaxis from eatin a bag of granola
that he STOLE and your other SUCCESS stories
like DESTROYIN your HOWES till they're two
years old an gettin CANCER from STRESS from
your ABUSIVE TRAININ and garbage commercial
diet and toxic veterinary treatments?
Post by FurPaw
What country to you live in?
That's IRRELEVENT funkyfoots. The Sincerely
Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret,
Monkey, SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard trains
dogs ALL OVER the WHOWEL WILD WORLD <{) ; ~ ) >
Post by FurPaw
This web site has links to many articles about dog
behavior, problems, training.
http://www.dogplay.com/Behavior/index.html
No, THAT'S Master Of Deception blankman, a other
pathetic miserable stinkin lyin animal murderin punk
thug coward active accute chronic life long incurable
mental case like yourself. She don't post her lies abuse
and IDIOCY here abHOWETS nodoGdameneDMOORE.
Post by FurPaw
How old is she?
That's IRRELEVENT you simply amazingly
incredible animal murderin IDIOT.
Post by FurPaw
Make sure she gets lots and lots of exercise,
That's ABSURD you freakin simpleton. Dogs DO
NOT HAVE behavior problems on accHOWENTA
lack of EXXXCESSIVE EXXXORCISE they have
temperament and behavior problems on accHOWENTA
ABUSE like you and your punk thug coward mental
case pal Master Of Deception blankman recommend:

Sam Corson, Pavlov's Last Student Demonstrated At
UofOH Oxford, That Rehabilitation Of Hyperactive
Dogs Can Easily And Readily Be Done Using TLC.
Tender Loving Care Is At The Root Of The Scientific
Management Of Doggys. <{) ; ~ ) >
Post by FurPaw
via walking and play.
BWEEEAAAAHAHAAAA!!!
Post by FurPaw
Tired dogs are much less likely to get into trouble.
That's SHEER IDIOCY you freakin MENTAL CASE.
Post by FurPaw
Try to anticipate her "bad" behavior, so
that you can intervene and prevent it;
That's INSANE.
Post by FurPaw
then reward her immediately with praise
or a treat for doing something "good" -
THAT REINFORCES BAD BEHAVIOR:

"Despite Skinner's clear denunciation of "negative
reinforcement" (1958) NEARLY EVER LEARNING
THEORY model involves the USE OF PUNISHMENT.
Of curse, Skinner has never to my knowledge, demonstrated
HOWE we escape the phenomenon that an expected
reward not received is experienced as a punishment
and can produce extensive and persistent aggression
(Azrin et al, 1966)."
Post by FurPaw
such as sitting down.
THAT will teach the dog to HATE bein trained:

"The IMBECILITY of some of the claims for operant
technique simply take the breath away. Lovas et al
(1966) report a standard contingent reward/punishment
procedure developing imitative speech in two severly
disturbed non verbal schizophrenic boys. After twenty-
six days the boys are reported to have been learning
new words with alacrity. HOWEver, when REWARDS were moved to a delayed
contingency the behavior and
learning immediately deteriorated."
Post by FurPaw
If she is afraid of you because you have beat her,
it will take a lot of patience to win back her trust.
THAT'S BUNK.
Post by FurPaw
Be kind and gentle with her, don't raise your voice,
You mean unless you're tellin IT "NO!"?
Post by FurPaw
give her lots of little treats, try to entice
her to play and have fun with you.
THAT'S INSANE. You CAN'T BRIBE love
trust and RESPECT you pathetic MENTAL
CASE.
Post by FurPaw
Just like human babies, puppies require
a lot of your time and supervision.
Yeah, if you don't know HOWE to pupperly
handle an train them they're LOTS of REALLY
REALLY REALLY HARD WORK <{}: ~ ( >
Post by FurPaw
It took you several years to learn how to behave;
puppies don't even take as long as humans, but
they still require a lot of effort.
Yeah, when you BRIBE CRATE and INTIMIDATE
them and AVOID trainin opportunities and give them
LOTS an LOTS of EXXXORCISE to CON-TROLL
their hyperactive behaviors.
Post by FurPaw
And using rewards, train her to sit, lie down,
stay, walk on a leash, heel, come when called.
THAT'S HOWE COME THEY'RE REALLY
REALLY REALLY HARD TO TRAIN.
Post by FurPaw
This site talks about using a clicker
to help with the training.
BWEEEAAAHAHAAAAA!!!

Master Of Deception blankman and lying
frosty dahl EXXXPERIMENTED with
clicker training to SUBVERT The Sincerely
Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat,
Ferett, Monkey And Horsey Wizard's 100%
CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End
Training Method <{) ; ~ ) >

THEY FAILED to successfully CLICKER TRAIN
their own dogs. See "Clicker Project FIZZLES":

Message 1 in thread
From: Amy Dahl (***@oakhillkennel.com)
Subject: Clicker retriever project fizzles
Date: 1999/06/19

Thanks to all who gave advice before. I figure I owe
you an update, but in some ways the news is not good.

Although I learned some really useful things from
the reading material that was suggested, somewhere
between the personality of the student and the manner
in which I applied the material, we didn't get too far
with the clicker stuff.

Basically although I kept the sessions shorter (fewer
repetitions/rewards than the 50-80 recomended by my
various sources), Rosie seemed to get bored. I went
from dry kibble to soaked kibble to pupperoni to hot
dogs in the attempt to keep her motivated.

As I said before she learned left-side walking in about
one session but I abandoned it. Then I worked on
targeting and on "speak." Rosie did well at both until
I tried to reward only when I used the cue.

I went back to giving the cue and rewarding every time.
Still, though, she'd get about two or three hot dogs then
grab either the target stick or something else to carry
around, or go over to the picnic table with the pile of
retrieving dummies and look meaningfully at them.

My suspicion is that this outcome is more a consequence
of Rosie's nature than my application of the method. I
have always been very good at reading and following
directions (and I had videos, too).

She, however, is bred from a long line of die-hard
retrievers who were selected, not only for their love
of retrieving, but for their potential to be trained
effectively by "show-'em- and-make-'em" methods.

Amy Dahl

BWEEEAAAHAAAA!!!

Here's the deal on clicker trainin:

From: "Dr. Von" <***@mindspring.com>
Date: 12 Sep 2005 10:52:19 -0700
Subject: Re: Clicker Training for Dogs Newsgroups?
Post by FurPaw
Jen
Post by diddy
Hello,
Does anyone know of a dedicated newsgroup for
positive-only dog training, in particular clicker
training?
Thanks,
Lucy
I would love to know of one as well. If there was
enough people interested maybe we could start one.
I've just started clicker training my dog and have
been doing the positive training for a while now.
I think it's great!!
Jen, your request for a positive only dog training list,
needs the same answer as I give the folk who ask why I
don't have a list for what I do with biofeedback.

The method is so simple, and if you adopt it and relate
to your dog in such a positive manner you won't have any
more problems and there is no need for any more technique.

With Puppies we Ph.D. psychologists have been outflanked
by the entirely practical and effective methods described
in http://www.tinyurl.com/7bl5u. Free download, nothing
sold, no mailing list, no distribution of your name. Free
support if needed.

With ADHD kids I provide similar information at
www.drbiofeedback.com and there is no need for
a list dealing with problems with kids. Apply
as directed and have happy healthy doggies or
kiddies.

Not difficult.

George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D., F.R.S.H.

P.S. jerk and choke, spanking, shocking, scruff shake,
choke, chin chucks, all those negatives, denial of
affection etc. are harmful, dranging, obscenities.

You might want to consider Pavlov's typology to
understand "hard and soft dogs" - essentially he
taught that there are outward and inward responding
organisms in weak and strong nervous systems and if
you grasp this firmly you'll shape your training
methods effectively.

Punishment ALWAYS deranges behavior, and so is
recommended and given only by deranged humans.

Of course, it doesn't matter if we are talking
dogs, cats, people, sheep, even husbands.

Dr. Von
---------------

gary wilcox of Massachusetts Institute of Technology
impressed professor SCRUFF SHAKE dermer of
the ANAL-ytic behavior department Master's Degree
Program at UofWI with his DELAYED PUNISHMENT
methods to augment his clicker training FAILURES.

Clicker trainin RELIES on offering and witholding
BRIBES which INCREASES anxiety to dangerous
levels which the critter will likely to REFLEX to
when asked even years later, to do the commands
he was originally "trained" to do.

In the event of additional stress, such as when greeting
guests at the door or meetin a dog in the park or seein
a kat, may push the dog over the top and instigate an
accidental bite.
Post by FurPaw
It's full of good advice on training,
No it ain't, she's a liar and dog abuser and MENTAL
CASE, like yourself and your punk thug coward pals.

Clicker trainin ONLY works when the trainer can
CON-TROL ALL the food in the environment and
provided the critter is HUNGRY, therefore EXPERT
clicker trainers FEED THE ENTIRE DIET as part of
the clicker training program.

Here's your pathetic miserable stinkin lyin plagiarizing
punk thug coward mental case pal diane blankman on
CLICKER TRAININ:

Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: ***@dog-play.com
Date: 1999/12/07
Subject: Re: The e-collar debate on RPDB

Lynn Kosmakos <***@home.com> wrote:
: Amy Dahl wrote:

:> Another reason that group hasn't flocked to clickers
:> might be that, as it appears to me looking at Morgan
:> Spector and Gary Wilkes, all-new methods needed to
:> be devised to teach the same old stuff. Retriever work
:> is so incredibly sophisticated that devising all-new
:> methods is a seriously daunting task.

: I think you're absolutely right. There's a corollary in
: the almost universal use of purely positive training
: techniques in agility, a newer sport without a long-
: established body of work on how it "should" be done.

Hmmm, well "purely positive" is a bit of a mantra on
the agility training lists but I don't know very many
trainers who are successful and actually do "purely
positive."

In my observation it is mostly positive training, a
modest amount of negative punishment (withdrawing
of something the dog wants to correct unwanted
behavior) and most trainers do judiciously use positive
punishment although less frequently and in a much
milder form than is common in other dog sports.

Corrections are very common even in agility. For
example, if the dog self releases from a contact zone
the typical response is to correct the dog by picking
it up and re-placing it on the contact zone.

: I'm not familiar with Spector's or Wilkes' work in
: field training, but I've seen some real problems when
: people try to apply new techniques to areas they don't
: actively participate in. Both Gary Wilkes and
: Clothier/Rice have written and lectured on training
: a SAR alert and mantrailing, respectively. Neither
: work is respected by people who actually do those
: things, because it is simply incomplete and inadequate.

: It seems that people need to have some experience
: with the full training program before they can
: understand it well enough to redesign parts of it.

The biggest disappointment I had in that clicker class
I took was that the instructor, a SAR particiapant, did
not demonstrate the strengths of the clicker for particular SAR
related tasks such as scent work.

The sad thing was is that she failed to "sell" the
technique based on its strengths and thus lost the
opportunity to broaden the horizons of the participants.

I don't know what the problem was, except that likely
she may be a fine trainer but an inadequate teacher.

Diane Blackman
***@dog-play.com http://www.dog-play.com

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAA!!

Here's YOU MURDERIN your own HOWESkat:

From: FurPaw (***@comcast.net)
Subject: Re: OT:urk..cat poop
Newsgroups: alt.support.menopause
Date: 2002-07-03 16:23:10 PST

<snip>

yecchh! Now, why was he demanding
that YOU clean it up?

Once I had a housemate who acquired a
stray cat while I was on vacation. Before
I knew about the cat, when I walked into the
bedroom that we shared, I thought, "Damn,
Sarah must not have done laundry for WEEKS!"

Shortly after that, I spotted the cat.

Further investigation revealed that the damned
cat had been sh*tting in my SHOES. Not Sarah's
shoes. MINE.

Not too smart of that cat, particularly since I'm
allergic and he was treading on thin ice in that
domain already. He clinched it a couple of days
later when I was carrying him out of the bedroom
(now forbidden territory), and the dog (big white
Shepherd mix) came trotting around the corner.
Cat freaked, clawed and bit me.

Sorry, but that kitty had to go to the animal shelter
the next day. (I would have had the same reaction
if the dog had bit me.)

FurPaw
-
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA!!!

That's not the only critter you've murdered.
Post by FurPaw
and you don't even have to use a clicker,
just another sound, like clucking your
tongue, to immediately reward the behavior
you want to see.
The clicker method relies on OFFERING and
WITHOWELDING BRIBES till the critter
throw MINDLESS MEANINGLESS UNTHINKING
behaviors to RELEASE the REWARD from the
human Skinner Box <{}: ~ ( >

IT FAILS 10% of the time GUARANTEED,
even when done by EXXXPERT clicker trainers.

ASK karen pryor, she MURDERED her own
DEAD KAT when she COULDN'T clicker
train IT not to shit an piss in her stove top.
Post by FurPaw
Keep your training sessions short, follow
them with play, and above all, have fun
with your puppy!
You're a IMBECILE.
Post by FurPaw
http://www.clickertraining.com/
Oh, THAT'S karen pryor's website! You
might wanna ask gary wilcox of M.I.T.
HOWE COME he had to resort to DELAYED
PUNISHMENT when his clicker trainin FAILED?

AND you MIGHT wanna ASK HER HOWE COME
she MURDERED HER OWN DEAD KAT when
SHE COULDN'T TRAIN IT <{}'; ~ ) >
Post by FurPaw
FurPaw
Post by diddy
<< From: "The Puppy Wizard"
<< BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!
Medicate yourself, wimp-limp-wizard.
You'll feel MUCH better.
Killfile this guy and above all
don't respond to him.
Furpaw
furpaw:
(SSRI, cognitive therapy)
otherwise, a fairly boring
and nondescript crazy person
Post by FurPaw
His biggest thrill is getting a rise out of someone.
Post by diddy
or, you know, controlling the amount of food the
dog gets.
mushroom would gladly weigh 500 pounds
if i'd let him. he's a boy who loves his food.
We have two like that. Oppie, our yellow Lab,
is an eating machine. He defines the term, "food
motivated."
THAT'S on accHOWENTA he's INSECURE.

Dogs have the same eatin disorders as people
for the same reasons.
Post by FurPaw
And so is Chile, our chihuahua.
Naaaah?
Post by FurPaw
When she was about 3, our GSD, Dylan, was
going through a finicky period.
Yeah. That was pryor to his POISON eatin stage.
Post by FurPaw
Chile duly observed this, and one day when Dylan didn't
eat her breakfast, Chile did. We caught her just as she
was licking the last molecules out of Dylan's bowl.
Despite the look of utter bliss on her face, we thought
she was going to explode!
Chile has since told me that that was the only
time in her life that she actually got enough to eat.
Despite their complaints and doleful, waif-like,
edge-of-starvation looks, we keep them where
we can see the outlines of their ribs.
That's ABSURD.
Post by FurPaw
FurPaw
Here's HOWE COME your dogs
are "FOOD MOTIVATED":

Re: Why does my Retriever push his nose around
his food dish-does a little dance with his head
Post by FurPaw
Before and after eating my golden retriever pushes his
food dishes with his nose-around it- as if he is doing a
little dance. Does anyone know why this happens??
its really weird, it goes on for like 10-15 mins..
Any suggestions???
If it bothers you, take the food dish up. Have the dog sit
and wait for release before eating. If the dog wants to play
with the bowl, take the bowl up. Wait a while and try again.

I'd suggest that if the dog continues,
the dog might miss a meal.

If you're concerned about the dog not eating,
put the dog is a sit-stay, put some kibble on
the floor and release the dog to eat.

The simple answer is, "don't let the dog do that."
The dog has trained itself (and you) that this is
an acceptable ritual. If it is not acceptable, train
the dog to behave differently.

Does the dog only do this at your house?
In the regular feeding room? With you?
--
http://4dsgn.com

Subject: GSD people

From: YourDoggysMomma @HushMail.Com
Date: Tues, Jul 19 2005 8:42 am

HOWEDY funky foots,
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
So what are GSDs really like and why is it
that some of you have become addicted to them?
Kinda like HOWE funky foot's DEAD DOG Dylan
GOT ADDICTED to SEALING and EATING POISON.
Post by FurPaw
I've had one, Dylan. Where to begin?
Let's BEGIN with the day Dylan ATE POISON
and GOT DEAD on accHOWENT of you couldn't
train him NOT to STEAL STUFF and EAT POISON.
Post by FurPaw
She had a mind of her own,
That so, funky foots?
Post by FurPaw
was smart, loyal, demanding, funny.
AND DEAD.
Post by FurPaw
She adored kids and put up with a lot of their pulling
and tugging. She was very gentle with our Chihuahuas
and let them chase her. She roughhoused with our Lab
until both were exhausted.
She was an alpha,
BWEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHHAAA!!!
Post by FurPaw
and it took a couple of years of training to
persuade her that she wasn't going to push me
aside -
INDEED? Is THAT HOWE COME
she STOLE and ATE POISON?
Post by FurPaw
but with maturity she became a wonderful companion.
You mean DESPITE DYIN at 9 years from EATIN
STUFF SHE STOLE and of curse, overcoming multiple CANCERS?
Post by FurPaw
--
"Don't believe everything that you think."
- Seen on a bumper sticker
To reply, unleash the dog
From: "The Amazing Puppy Wizard" <***@Yahoo.Com>
Date: 12 Feb 2005 13:18:27 -0800
Subject: Re: JE yadda yadda yadda

HOWEDY funky foots you ignorant cretin,

Thanks to dog lovers like you we got The Puppy
Wizard's SYNDROME where a "MILESTONE"
is a GSD livin till NINE YEARS OLD despite
his CANCERS and PHOBIAS and DEATHLY
STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASES.

Here's a few HAPPY posts from your
own miserable posted case history:

You're some kinda dog lover...

From: "Jerry Howe" <***@bellsouth.net>
Date: Sat, 30 Mar 2002 10:47:16 -0500
Subject: Re: White German Sheperd Problems

Hello furpaw,
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
Im not sure where I failed, we have gone to
training, and have tried for
This sounds all too familiar.
You mean you got the same problem, and are
willing to share what you've done to continue
the problem or changed your lifestyle to cope
with it.
Post by FurPaw
I second the training recommendation.
Of course! That's what helped you out sooo
much with your own problem dog. Or more
correctly, that's what CAUSED your problem
dog.
Post by FurPaw
And would add, give him a lot of exercise!
Yes, use excessive exercise to control out of
control behaviors cause you don't have effective
training methods.
Post by FurPaw
Your description fits our girl Dylan (not
white, BTW) to a T.
Very interesting. White GSD's often have a

"genetic component" to their hyperactive behavior.
Post by FurPaw
We trained and trained and trained... several
trainers, methods, lots of time spent with her.
Yes, an excellent idea, furpaw. Tell us HOWE you
were taught to jerk and choke and confine and
intimidate and excessively exercise your dog every
day for years, to FORCE IT to do as you make IT.
Post by FurPaw
Some may say that the methods weren't effective
or applied properly.
Wel, let's just DISCUSS what you did, and EVEN
YOU will be able to see and understand the insanity
of your so called training methods that caused the
problems you've dealt with UNSUCCESSFULLY.
Post by FurPaw
Could be - we were novices
No. Could be you relied on DISINFORMATION
from our lying dog abusing Thugs.

That's what COULD BE.
Post by FurPaw
when it came to training a very dominant dog.
What DOMINANT? That's BULLSHIT. Dogs don't
have DOMINANCE issues unelss someone is
PROVOKING them. And then it's not dominance,
it's FEAR.
Post by FurPaw
We kept looking for nonpunitive methods that
would get her under control.
BWWWAHAHAHAAA!!! You didn't FIND any, did you.
Post by FurPaw
Convincing her that she was NOT
Alpha took a lot of work.
Yes, because you fought with, choked,
crated and intimidated her.
Post by FurPaw
By the time she was about three, she had
turned into a real sweetheart.
There ya go! And your trainers TOLD you it might
take three years, instead of three days as in my methods.
Post by FurPaw
Getting a second big dog (male, nondominant,
extremely playful) as a companion and playmate
no doubt contributed.
Because your training methods DIDN'T help.
Post by FurPaw
Maturation no doubt contributed.
BECAUSE YOUR TRAINING
METHODS DIDN'T WORK.
Post by FurPaw
And training certainly contributed, even though
the results weren't always immediately obvious.
Ohhh, you said a mouthful. Using the lousy methods
you used caused other seemingly non related behavior
problems that you and your so called trainers aren't
bright enough to trace to the vicious methods you used,
RESULTING IN The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.
Post by FurPaw
FurPaw
What a DISMAL success story. GOOD LUCK.

From: FurPaw (***@comcast.net)
Subject: Re: dog ripping up cushion

Date: 2003-05-16 07:58:16 PST

Clearly punishing your dog isn't working. And probably
never will. So I'd suggest you try a different tactic. You
don't have to yell and hit in order to get your dog to behave
well. But you may have to be a little more creative.

You've gotten him afraid of you+cushion, but not afraid of
cushion. So remove the cushion, so that the temptation is
no longer there, until you can get other aspects of his behavior
working with you. Does he have "interesting"
toys to keep him occupied, like a Kong stuffed with peanut
butter, or a Hava-Ball filled with treats for him to extract?

If your dog is only "good" when you're "not his friend"
it sound like you've managed to teach him to be afraid
of you.

If he's peeing when you're shouting, he's afraid of you.

That's submissive peeing.

Is that the relationship you want with your dog?

How much time do you spend together? How much
exercise do you give him? How many hours a day is
he alone? It sounds to me like he may be bored;
our GSD was pretty destructive at that age until we
rearranged our schedule and spent more time playing
and exercising her.

Have you tried obedience training? Did you take your
dog to any classes to train both you and the dog?

Having an ongoing program of *positive* (no punishment)
training with your dog might go a long ways in improving
his behavior and your relationship with him.

There are a lot of good books on training your dog out
there. I used and like Brian Kilcommons' "Good Owners,
Great Dogs", but there are others that are more recent
and that emphasize clicker training.

I'm not a dog trainer, so others will be along with
more specific suggestions for you.

FurPaw

From: FurPaw (***@comcast.net)
Subject: Re: de-lurking with puppy questions
Date: 2003-07-19 13:33:18 PST
Post by FurPaw
I've been reading here for a while (long enough to figure
out the resident troll anyway) and have a few questions
about my puppy
I have an 7 month old Pomeranian puppy,
adorable as all get out, but she won't play.
<snip>

Hi, Karlee -

Looks like your thread got hijacked :-(

I don't have a lot to contribute, except to say that some dogs
don't seem to have the play drive that others do. My male
chihuahua, Gordo, played with his sister as a puppy, but wouldn't play
with us, except to fetch.

He's very submissive, and even the most gentle
approaches to play got him cowering. He and his
sister still play now and then (at age 12), but only
if they think no one is watching them.

Weird. He does like to chew on rawhide, however.

Is your dog's regular food kibble or soft food?
If you could induce her to eat a bit of kibble,
maybe that would be a start on the teeth problem.

She sounds like a sweetie!

FurPaw

From: ***@aol.com (LDRS News Glo)
Date: 20 Sep 2004 02:05:17 GMT

Subject: Re: Boston Terrier "Humping"

<From: FurPaw
Post by FurPaw
Killfile this guy and above all don't respond to him.
His biggest thrill is getting a rise out of someone.
FurPaw
Gotcha, thanks. I just banned him from emailing
me too. Sheesh. Why is it that every news group
has to have at least one troll? Is it in the contract?
LOL Gloria

From: ***@aol.com (LDRS News Glo)
Date: 19 Sep 2004 18:22:58 GMT
Subject: Re: Boston Terrier "Humping"

<< From: "Perry Templeton >>
<< But I would think the main thing would be,
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
especially in a male, neutered bs. not neutered.
I adopted JJ from Animal Care and Control, and he
was neutered about 3 weeks ago, a day before I got
him. I think that's part of the problem, he's still feeling
his "oats". It has tapered significantly around the house.
The problem now is taking him to the park. I hate it
when he starts humping the other dogs, especially the
small ones.

Most of the other dogs "tell him off", but he takes
it as a game and goes back. I'm sure it will stop
as he matures, I just thought someone would have
a suggestion for now when I take him to the park.

Thanks, Perry.

Gloria

From: flick <***@starband.net>
Date: Sun, 19 Sep 2004 22:29:06 -0500
Subject: Re: Boston Terrier "Humping"
Post by FurPaw
I adopted JJ from Animal Care and Control,
and he was neutered about 3 weeks ago,
a day before I got him. I think that's part of
the problem, he's still feeling his "oats". It
has tapered significantly around the house.
The problem now is taking him to the park.
I hate it when he starts humping the other dogs,
especially the small ones. Most of the other dogs
"tell him off", but he takes it as a game and goes
back. I'm sure it will stop as he matures, I just
thought someone would have a suggestion for
now when I take him to the park. Thanks,
Perry.
It can take a couple-three months for the hormones to
completely leave his system after neutering, is what I
understand.

flick 100785
Post by FurPaw
Gloria
From: ***@aol.com (LDRS News Glo) -
Date: 21 Sep 2004 01:29:49 GMT
Subject: Re: Boston Terrier "Humping"
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
It can take a couple-three months for the hormones to
completely leave his system after neutering, is what I
understand.
Unfortunately, I believe you are correct. LOL I'm
certainly going to stick with the little fellow. He's
very playful and very funny. I've had Boston Terriers
since I was 15 and they're sooo funny. Pugs are
funny also. I'm constantly being entertained by them.
Thank you for responding.
Gloria

From: FurPaw <***@comcast.net>
Date: Sun, 19 Sep 2004 11:24:38 -0600
Subject: Re: Boston Terrier "Humping"
Post by FurPaw
I wrote a few weeks ago about my problem with
my new 10 month old Boston Terrier, who is now
11 months. The problem was he was "humping"
my two Pugs.
It's subsided a lot. He does, however, still try to
do it to dogs at the park. I have him on a 15 ft.
lead, so I can monitor his behavior.
Is there any trick to making him stop this unacceptable
behavior? Again, he's MUCH better at home.
He gets a LOT more supervised time with the other
Pugs and he's behaving for longer periods of time.
The squirt bottle works wonders with him.
I can tell he's going to be a great dog.
I've had 3 Bostons in the past and I've never had
this problem. JJ is larger than most Bostons, he's
28 lbs and will probaby get a little bit bigger, he'll
fill out. He's handsome, he's extremely playful.
If he were the only dog in the house, he'd be a
wonderful little guy. I believe he's also trying to
establish some "top dog" issues.
One good thing is none of them fight, they're all
GREAT dogs. Two Pugs and a Boston is a handful,
but once JJ gets over this...um..."hump" he'll be
great. Advice about the humping in the park would
be much appreciated. Thanks.
Gloria
I wish I had the answer, Gloria! I have an 8 year
old yellow lab who was neutered at 9 months,
and he is still Mr. Hormones!

Yesterday in the park we met up with a gorgeous
reddish-brown and tan mixed female (part lab, weim?,
something with pricked ears?). She was spayed and
a year old.

After the obligatory sniffs, she started to try
to entice him to play and body-slammed him
a couple of times. He started to try to hump
the little flirt - and not just the sideways air
humps that he tries on our GSD - he was
grabbing her around the waist.

I yanked him off and put him in a sit - several times.
But this shameless little hussy kept backing up to
him with her tail in sideways position - an invitation
if I've ever seen one!

Luckily, his owner thought this was all hilarious...
but we sure don't know what to do about Mr.
Hormones' behavior!

FurPaw
--
"In a sense, we are hallucinating all the time.
What we call normal vision is our selecting the
hallucination that best fits reality."
- V. S. Ramachandran

To reply, unleash the dog

From: "The Puppy Wizard"
Date: Sun, 19 Sep 2004 18:07:26 GMT
Subject: Re: Boston Terrier "Humping"

HOWEDY funky foots,
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
I wrote a few weeks ago about my problem with
my new 10 month old Boston Terrier, who is now
11 months.
And she's wrtiting AGAIN for THE SAME PROBLEM.
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
The problem was he was "humping" my two Pugs.
The PROBLEM is LDRS is a IMBECILE.

<snip idiocy>
Post by FurPaw
I wish I had the answer, Gloria!
You've NEVER had a "answer," funky foots.

IN FACT, your own dogs have had EVERY
behavior problem in creation.
Post by FurPaw
I have an 8 year old yellow lab who
was neutered at 9 months, and he is
still Mr. Hormones!
Your dog is HYPERACTIVE on accHOWENT
of you're a DOG ABUSER, funky foots.
Post by FurPaw
Yesterday in the park we met up with a gorgeous
reddish-brown and tan mixed female (part lab, weim?,
something with pricked ears?). She was spayed and
a year old. After the obligatory sniffs, she started to try
to entice him to play and body-slammed him a couple
of times. He started to try to hump the little flirt - and
not just the sideways air humps that he tries on our
GSD - he was grabbing her around the waist.
I yanked him off and put him in a sit - several times.
Well THAT'S HOWE COME you can't TRAIN
your dog NOT to DO that, dog abuser.
Post by FurPaw
But this shameless little hussy kept backing
up to him with her tail in sideways position -
an invitation if I've ever seen one!
You've probably never had WON.
Post by FurPaw
Luckily, his owner thought this was all hilarious...
but we sure don't know what to do about Mr.
Hormones' behavior!
You're a MENTAL CASE, funky foots.
Post by FurPaw
FurPaw
Subject: Re: 8 month old misbehaving
Date: 2004-04-08 18:35:59 PST

HOWEDY funky foots,

Doesn't it ever EMBARRASS you that your own
dogs have had EVERY behavior problem in
creation cause you don't have the intellect to
HOWEtwit the cunning of the domestic puppy dog?
Post by FurPaw
Post by diddy
Looking for more suggestions on how to appropriately
correct misbehaviors as well as moral support.
FWIW, our GSD, Dylan, was very destructive when
she was a pup. When we were out of the house we
kept her confined in a pen in a small room, with toys
and chewies.
One time when we came home she proudly presented
us with the pieces of carpet that she'd ripped up (it was
very old carpeting). She was around ten months old.
And one time we tried confining Oppie (Lab) in the
bathroom when we went out for a couple of hours.
We returned to a door that was deeply gouged
with his claw marks.
He'd also tried to climb out the window (closed
and locked) and bent up the aluminum miniblinds.
Our mistake was that we hadn't adapted him to
the bathroom.
Stupid Mommy Dog!
We took the tactic that other posters have suggested,
that is, don't give the dogs the opportunity to be
destructive by confining them with interesting toys
and not much else.
Sometimes, despite your best efforts, they manage
to destroy anyhow, but mostly they'll sleep.
The good news was that both dogs were out of their
destructive phase by the time they were about a year
and a half old.
Good luck with yours...
FurPaw
NHOWE WHO'S THE TROLL, funky foots?

BWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
I***@hotmail.com
2008-01-06 12:31:22 UTC
Permalink
HOWEDY WakeBdr,

I'm posting to you directly in response to funky foot's reply to
diddler's post akin HOWE COME she advised you to seek a HOWEsHOWELD
wiring technician.

funky foot AIN'T a PROFESSIONAL dog trainer. HOWEver,
she knows EVERY THING abHOWET dog behavior problems
from first hand EXXXPERIENCE goin through them with her
own hyperactive HOWETA CON-TROLL DEAD an DEATHLY
ILL dogs.

funky foot and the other posters here are MENTALLY ILL and
desperately need their rest. If you reply to them you'll be inciting
them to go MANIC and possibly require further HOWEspitalization.

PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB the MENTAL PATIENTS:

HOWEDY kathleen you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
spammin slanderin defamin dog child an horse abusin
punk thug coward active accute chronic life long incurable
mental case,
Post by Kathleen
It sounds so whacked out, I'm embarrassed to explain it.
But since you asked..
Yeah. That's BHOWEND to cause lots of EMBARRASSMENT.
Post by Kathleen
I'd start with putting fresh batteries in the smoke and carbon monoxide
detectors, and not just because of the possibility of a wiring problem.
INDEEDY.

HOWEver, most folks change batteries when they reset
their clocks at daylight savings time twice a year <{}: ~ ) >
Post by Kathleen
When the battery in the smoke detector in our hallway is getting
weak it begins emitting periodic chirps; easy for me to miss, at
least at first, amid the noises of a busy household.
Yeah. Well, that wouldn't happen if you was to change the
batteries on a regular schedule like HOWE NORMAL folks
do it.
Post by Kathleen
Zane notices it right away, though.
Naaaah?
Post by Kathleen
The first time I saw him react I thought he was nuts.
It was mutual, no DHOWET <{}: ~ ) >
Post by Kathleen
He spun around, stared at the ceiling (I thought) and barked.
INDEED? That's curiHOWES. Dogs are only PAINICKED
by strange sounds when they're VICTIMS of ABUSE <{}: ~ ( >

LIKE THIS:

HOWEDY kathleen you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
spammin slanderin defamin dog child an horse abusin
punk thug coward active accute chronic life long incurable
mental case,
Post by Kathleen
I have three black labs. We have a kennel for our dogs, but it is
uncovered and the two younger labs always climb over the top.
We live near a busy highway and are afraid to leave our dogs
outside in their kennel at any time.
kathleen can't leave her own dogs together alone
otherWIZE they'll ATTACK EACH OTHER <{}: ~ ( >
Post by Kathleen
We have covered the kennel with a tarp, but they
still are able to break the ties and get out.
Put a plywood lid on the existing kennel.
That's a EXXXCELLENT alternative to TRAININ them
not to want to ESCAPE their HOWESES <{}: ~ ) >
Post by Kathleen
I'd probably add at least a little pitch to it to direct the
rainwater drainage but that's climate specific.
Does kathleen suppHOWES you live in a
area where there AIN'T NO RAIN?
Post by Kathleen
Paint it. Match it to your house or do a mural. Or if
you've got any leftover shingles that'd work, too.
That's very clever of kathleen. Perhaps she'll offer some designs?

HOWEDY kathleen you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
spammin slanderin defamin dog child an horse abusin
punk thug coward active accute chronic life long incurable
mental case,

"Kathleen" <***@charter.net> wrote
in message news:38y6j.86$***@newsfe06.lga...

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Post by Kathleen
Umm. Excuse me,
You don't have to be so POLITE, kathleen, you're amongst
like minded folks who likeWIZE jerk choke shock bribe crate
intimdiate an surgically sexually mutilate an MURDER
innocent defenseless dumb critters an LIE abHOWET IT <{}: ~ ) >
Post by Kathleen
I don't mean to complain,
We get used to COMPLAININ here by listening to your
dogs bark whine an cry while you ignore punish and
intimidate them <{}: ~ ) >
Post by Kathleen
but could you guys maybe ease up on the precipitation just a little?
Or else drop the temperature a few degrees so at least the mud
would freeze?
That's a lot far removed from the realm of DOG TRAININ, ain't it?
Post by Kathleen
I wouldn't ask for myself, it's just that my dogs really miss flyball
practice and hiking and the lack of exercise is getting to them.
Oh yeah. as 'z dog wheeesperer' sez, "EXXXORCISE, DISCIPLINE
an THEN AFFECTION" are the keys to psychological dog trainin.
Post by Kathleen
Zane and Cooper have been being quite rude to each other
Naaaah?

Have you ever heard of alellomimetic behavior?
Post by Kathleen
and I'm getting tired of intervening in squabbles
Oh? You mean, SIBLING RIVALRY?

HOWE COME your "QUIT IT" COMMAND AIN'T WORKIN?

Well, it's your "intervening in squabbles" that REINFORCES
your dog's fear aggressive hyperactive behaviors <{}: ~ ( >

PERHAPS you should let them FIGHT IT HOWET?
Post by Kathleen
over things like, "Yeah, I growled at him. He was eyeballing me".
Oh, you mean JUST LIKE HOWE you TAUGHT them by deamonstration?
Post by Kathleen
So if you guys could see your way clear to
answering your humble disciple's prayers,
As you're probably aware, PREYIN takes a principle role
in WIZARDRY. For EXXXAMPLE, you can make a potion
to cast a SPELL, HOWEver, you cannot cast a spell
or even make a potion, withHOWET PREYIN.

PREYIN ain't particularly encouraged here. HOWEver,
your like minded pals will likely send you some good
thoughts an wish you LUCK that the WEATHER changes.

BE ADVISED, HOWEver, "LUCK is for SUCKERS. NEVER
make a SUCKER'S BET," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY <{}: ~ ( >
Post by Kathleen
I'd be most grateful, and will burn incense in your honor.
You mean, to influence the weather?

The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing,
Grand, Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard PREYS EVERY season
for intolerable weather so's your dogs will be restricted and
GO INSANE so you'll request PREYERS for the weather
G-D's to relent so you can go back to your CONSTANT
EXXXCESSIVE EXXXORCSE to CON-TROLL your
fear aggressive hyperactive HOWETA CON-TROLL dogs.

The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing,
Grand, Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard PREYS CONSTANTLY
that you'll study your own 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End
Training Method Manual so's your fear aggressive
hyperactive dogs won't MURDER EACH OTHER or
DROP DEAD from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE
DIS-EASES a.k.a. The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome <{}:* ~ ( >

HOWE abHOWET a blood sacrifice?
Post by Kathleen
Or at least spray some Holiday Scented Air Freshener.
NOT the same, kathleen. You don't happen to have a
active volcano you could throw a couple virgins or an
old slanderHOWES dog abusin whore into?
Post by Kathleen
Thanks in advance.
HERE'S HOWE COME your dogs FIGHT:

HOWEDY kathleen,
Post by Kathleen
Has anyone used www.dogtravelcompany.net to book either
a flight or a vacation package? My husband and I want to go
on vacation with our 2 labs and just found this company.
They're the only company I've ever seen that
let's you fly with your dogs in the cabin.
INDEEDY! And you could certainly take advantage
of a nice arrangement like that when you hand deliver
your sister's puppy mill puppy to his new owner:

"In other news, I will be taking advantage of an
extraordinary opportunity for travel. On January
18th I will be flying to Chicago to meet my sister
and our mom, and from there we will be heading
across the Atlantic to Spain.

My sister is delivering a Norwich terrier puppy of
her own breeding to a buyer living just outside of
Madrid, then we will embark upon a 9 day tour of
the country.

Wish us luck - I'm having a hard time imagining how
we're going to keep a 4 month-old puppy happy and
quiet during the 13 hour flight.

---------------------

That's EZ, kathleen. All you gotta do is learn
a little bit abHOWET doggy behavior <{}: ~ ) >
Post by Kathleen
A total rip-off.
That so?

Might you be the SAME kathleen who's own dog
CRIPPLED HISSELF tryin to ESCAPE you pupperty?

Might you be the SAME kathleen who COULDN'T
TRAIN her own horse and had to GET RID OF IT?

Might you be the SAME kathleen who's own
terrior won't murder a rat on accHOWENTA
he's AFRAID of them?

Might you be the SAME kathleen who's own
dog PISSES HISSELF when her darlin husband
comes into the HOWES?

And might you be the SAME kathleen who'd only
show pictures of your dog MURDERIN a innocent
defenseless dumb critter to like minded souls?

AS STATED in your own POSTED CASE HISTORY below?

Might you be the SAME kathleen who
SELLS CRAPOLA
on the web?:

Kathleen Hansen
715 Brickingham Drive
Saint Peters, Missouri 63376
***@charter.net
http://webpages.charter.net/dhfm/ZControl.html

You know from personal EXXXPERIENCE HOWE
difficult it is to establish a REPUTATION as a
TRUSTWORTHY, legitimate business person when
startin a new business.
Post by Kathleen
Run away as fast as you can.
Perhaps we should wrap HOWER legs so's we don't
get abrasions on HOWER ankles in the scuffle like
HOWE your own ill trained fear aggressive hyperactive
HOWETA CON-TROLL dogs do?:

"Z-Control Skid Boots were born out of my frustration
with other methods of skid protection. Wrapping with
Vetwrap was tricky and time consuming, and was a
constant source of worry at busy tournaments...

"Only four races in between... Do I dare leave him
wrapped, or will his feet wind up swelling? And if I
DO leave the Vetwrap on him, will he shred it as
soon as I turn my back?"

There had to be a better way.

--------------------

And INDEED, there IS, kathleen!

If you LEARNED HOWE to pupperly wrap
legs and COULD LEARN HOWE to TRAIN
your hyperactive fear aggressive dogs to not
shred them off soon as you stop jerkin an
chokin an turn your back on them, you
WOULDN'T NEED your useless spam leg
protectors.

malinda has told us she sees such booties litterin
the Arctic tundra like discarded condoms.

Hey kathleen, have you ever heard of these terms?:

defamation
noun
1. a false accusation of an offense or a malicious misrepresentation
of someone's words or actions

2. an abusive attack on a person's character or good name [syn:
aspersion]

----------------

li·bel
noun, verb, -beled, -bel·ing or (especially British) -belled, -
bel·ling.
-noun 1. Law. a. defamation by written or printed words, pictures, or
in any
form other than by spoken words or gestures.

b. the act or crime of publishing it.

c. a formal written declaration or statement, as one containing
the allegations of a plaintiff or the grounds of a charge.

2. anything that is defamatory or that maliciously or
damagingly misrepresents.

-verb (used with object) 3. to publish a libel against.

4. to misrepresent damagingly.

5. to institute suit against by a libel, as in an admiralty court.


slan·der
-noun 1. defamation; calumny: rumors full of slander.

2. a malicious, false, and defamatory statement or report:
a slander against his good name.
3. Law. defamation by oral utterance rather than by writing,
pictures, etc.

-verb (used with object)
4. to utter slander against; defame.

-verb (used without object)
5. to utter or circulate slander.

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"My JRT is skittish around men, including my
husband, and he was never abused or neglected."

My JRT, Cooper (a two year-old neutered male), has a similar problem,
although only with my husband. Dad has to maintain a very low-key,
neutral, matter-of-fact demeanor around Cooper, especially when he
first
gets home. Any hint of either exuberance or gruffness is liable to
turn
on the waterworks. Babytalking in a high squeaky voice guarantees a
mess. Another thing that seems to boost Cooper's confidence is
greeting
Dad as a member of the three dog pack instead of one-on-one.

Kathleen

--------------------------

That's curiHOWES. Submissive urination, like
FEAR of NOISES and ESCAPE behavior is
CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

You can CURE submissive urination NEARLY
INSTANTLY if you know HOWE.

LIKE THIS:

From: Eric
To: ***@bellsouth.net
Sent: Friday, November 29, 2002 7:54 AM
Subject: just checking in...

Jerry!

You helped me with my pal Dundee about a year ago regarding
submissive peeing. Just wanted to let you know he's doing
great- he was "cured" in about 2 days using your techniques!
He has since become the "smartest dog in the world"! Once I
stopped thinking like a human and got inside his head, I can
teach him ANYTHING, usually in a matter of minutes. Makes me
look like an expert dog-trainer.

I rescued two strays last week, cleaned 'em up, wormed 'em,
and am getting them their shots. Time to get inside their
heads and teach them to teach themselves how to be good dogs!
Instead of feeling like "training" is a chore, I look forward
to working with these guys a couple times a day...

Although I don't follow your instructions "to a T",
I learned from you to "think like a dog" and stimulate
their brain rather than beating ass or pinching, or any
of that nonsense. I know damn well I would NOT be loyal
to someone who beat MY ass lol!

Well, just wanted to thank you for rattling the bushes out
there and teaching folks the RIGHT way to "train" dogs. A
horseman friend of mine uses very similar techniques in
training his horses- he calls it "natural horsemanship". He
is hated by nearly all the local "trainers" yet somehow he
repeatedly wins at every show he attends. He rarely shows any
more, but goes now and then to rub their noses in it (pun
intended)... Too cool....

Have a great holiday season and keep up the good work!

Eric , Dundee, Sammy, and Maynard

====================

I had a BC, a horrible escape artist who had learned to stick his
head
into the shadow box fencing and use it to lever to pry off boards so
he
could go bumming around the neighborhood. Obviously the canine
spine is not made to deal with this.

The docs at the ortho clinic did the dye test on the spine and called
me
with the news that it was most probably cancer - they said they were
about 85 percent sure. Said there was evidence of a mass well above
and
below the disks that were supposed to be ruptured. And that the
kindest
thing might be to not allow him to wake up from the anesthesia.

I was flabbergasted. Devastated. How could cancer have such a
sudden onset? And my own vet had been so certain that it was
trauma...
So I said "absolutely not" to immediate euthanasia. Told them to
proceed
with the surgery. Open him up and see what's in there. If it was the
disks, patch him up, and if it was cancer, just debulk the tumor, get
as
much of it out as possible to relieve his pain and buy him some time.

It was the disks. They'd ruptured with such violent force that the
squishy stuff inside had spurted all up and down the spinal canal -
that's what they'd been seeing on the dye test. It still makes me
sick
to my stomach to think about what would have happened if I'd been
willing to follow "expert advice" instead of my own instincts.

Connor had staples in his neck holding the incision closed.
12 days post op I took him to have them removed and the
incision just FELL OPEN.

Thank god it happened before we left the office. Healing was delayed
by the oral steroids he'd been given to try to relieve his pain prior
to
his consult at the ortho clinic. They re-stapled him and we returned
again in another 14 days. This time it stayed closed.

As I recall, I kept him crated for that first month, taking him
outside
in the yard on a belt that wrapped around his waist so as not to put
any
strain on his neck. He was so relieved not to be hurting anymore
that I
had to keep him confined to stop him from doinging around like a
maniac.

-------------------

Dogs are TERRORTORIAL critters by NATURE.
Dogs ONLY run away from their HOWESES when
they're ABUSED by ignorameHOWESES like yourself.

Coincidentally, horses train an handle JUST LIKE DOGS:

*For the regulars, my daughter was finally convinced that Luna, her
mustang, was never going to be a safe, fun horse to ride. After
months
and months of dedicated training she was still making frequent,
spirited
attempts to murder anyone sitting on her back. Albert is keeping
her,
though, and trying to get his hands on her brother so he can use them
as
a matched pair to pull a buckboard at next year's Chuckwagon Races.
Reno, her new horse, is a sweetheart.

-------------------------
Post by Kathleen
if you snapped a picture of your proud dog with
his first kill, would you post a picture of it?
someone at work posted a great pic of her JRT carrying a squirrel
(nearly his size!) to the dog group there. she was very proud of
him. a bunch of other people jumped in saying how horrid it was
to post pix of dead animals.
i don't think it's any different than posting a pic of a retriever
with his first bird.
what do you think? how would you react to something like that?
I wouldn't have a problem with it. But I know for a fact that
there a lot of folks who would. Personally, I'd only share a photo
like that with kindred souls.

I have a young JRT named Cooper who refuses to go to ground
at the local EarthDog Fun Days. He's scared of the rat in the cage.
I
suspect his phobia relates to an incident last year. We had an
invasion
of mice in the pantry. Lots of ruined food, and it reeked of
rodent.

I had to clean everything out,and purchase gnaw-proof packaging.

I also put baited traps on the pantry floor.

Now, I was in the next room, so I don't know exactly what
happened, but I heard the "snap" of one of the traps going off,
and then Cooper and both of the BCs came flying around the
corner, tuck-tailed, wild eyed and scrambling for purchase on
the Pergo.

I don't know which of them set the trap off, but it evidently
impressed the hell out of all three of them. And I think
Cooper associates the smell of rodents with nasty snappy things.

I'd like to see him be able to do the things his breed is
famous for,
and I've been told that the best way to "boost his confidence" would
be
to purchase a rodent and let him kill it. But I just can't do that.

Even though I eat meat, drink milk, wear leather and kill wild
rodents
with traps. Too many of my kids' friends keep vermin for pets, and I
can only imagine the reaction that my 4th grade son would get on
Monday
morning when the kids in his class share the interesting things they
did
over the weekend.

Unfortunately, personal philosphy aside, you have to
decide whether the end is worth putting up with Joan Q.
Public's reaction.

Kathleen Hansen
Z-Control Skid Boots
Leg armor for gonzo dogs!
http://webpages.charter.net/dhfm/ZControl.html

--------------------

From: Kathleen <***@thischarter.net>
Date: Tue, 22 Nov 2005 06:18:47 -0600

Subject: Re: curious crate question
Post by Kathleen
Each of my dogs has his or her own crate. I never expect
them to share except for very brief periods....
They tend to be pretty territorial about their "bedrooms", and
I don't ever leave them unsupervised when I've got more than
one in a crate for fear of a brawl breaking out where nobody
can retreat.
Interesting - that's the exact opposite of the way my guys look at it.
Mine each have their own, although they're never used at home any
more, only at trials. Bren and Morag were crated when I first had
them, for their own safety, but neither has been in a crate in my house
for years - in Bren's case, for nearly a decade. Rocsi was crated at
home maybe twice when she was a puppy.
We also crated the girls in the bedroom at my S.O.'s house for the first
couple of months after he got Lacey (also female) in March; that's long
since been phased out.
The main reason we crated my girls, incidentally, was that Rocsi kept
trying to play with Lacey during the night, which didn't make for peaceful
sleep. Secondary reason being that Morag and Lacey were both a
bit possessive of my S.O., which has since been sorted out.
It was never much of an issue, though, since both he and
I have clear "pack leader" status with all five dogs.
At home during the day, they all three sleep together in my
bedroom -which is the equivalent of being crated together -
and I've never had a problem.
We've also left four of the five dogs alone in Bob's bedroom
for several hours during the day, and again no problem.
At trials and practices, I've never seen the slightest amount of
territorial behaviour over who gets in which crate; I can crate any
two of them or even all three together, and the only issue that arises
is that Brenin will sometimes complain if one of the girls is touching
him when he's not in a snuggling mood.
Morag and Rocsi like sharing a crate, and often cuddle together.
The only real reason I crate them seperately is to avoid snarfing
of each other's food, and to simplify after-run rewards and swapping
dogs between runs.
The only time I use the crates at home is if somebody's sick and
needs
to be confined, or if we've got guests with very young children (it's
the kids I don't trust, not the dogs), or if we've got workmen around
the place... In that case Scully has to be crated because she won't
stay out from underfoot, Cooper, because he forgets they're there and
has to sound the alarm every time he comes around the corner and
notices
them again, and Zane, because he freaks them out by lurking around
and
staring balefully with his wolfy yellow eyes.

At tournaments, though, their crates are their castles and they are
masters of their domains. I'm happy that they have a spot where they
feel safe when they need some alone time and a break from all the
excitement.

Kathleen

--------------------

You're FULL OF CRAP, kathleen. Your dogs are
fear aggressive and hyperactive and submissively
piss themselves an run HOWET on you on
accHOWENTA you're a PATHETIC MISERABLE
STINKIN LYIN dog child an horse abusin COWARD:

How in the world can you sit there and let her lick and
push at you for *an hour*? You really do need to consult
a trainer, I don't even know where to begin with this.

I have a one-word command that covers all sorts of
obnoxious behavior. "Quit!" It means quit licking me,
quit licking yourself,stop noodging, refrain from leaning,
cut out the begging, knock off harrassing the other dog.

And if the behavior doesn't stop I get up and do whatever
is necessary to stop it. Somebody goes off my lap, outside,
in their crate.

You need somebody to teach you how to teach the dog.

Kathleen

-----------------------------------------

BWEEEAAAHAHAHAAA~!~!~!

Oh, you mean, LIKE THIS?:

Newsgroups: alt.mountain-bike
From: Kathleen <***@thischarter.net>
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 08:45:50 -0600

Subject: Re: dogs?

Correct. It would be almost impossible to outrun (or outride)
anything larger than a schnauzer. And some dogs are like cops.

Very strong prey drive... If you flee they'll chase you. And
if they chase you, they'll probably catch you. And maybe bite
you, too, in all the excitement. Don't act like prey. (And
just be glad that dogs don't carry tasers.)
Post by Kathleen
If you don't need it as a barrier, raise the bike over your
head to appear even larger. (This is assuming real danger,
and not just a few little scrappers.)
That only works if you're facing wild dogs in the Australian
outback and you happen to be a little aboriginal boy. Use
your "wrath of mom" voice. A loud "AHHH AHHH!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GIT HOME RIGHT NOW,
BAD DOG!" works pretty well, and you can do that keep
the bike between you and the dog, and get hold of your
frame pump all at the same time.
Post by Kathleen
If no time for all that, a strong cleated foot to the mouth
will usually shut the mutt up. (Should be the owner getting
it, of course, but don't play around with getting bit.)
Frame pump also handy.
Last resort. And make damned sure you connect if you kick
or take a swing at the dog, because even a lame-assed, half-
hearted feint of gesture will be read as "game on" by an
aggressive dog.

Aim for the snout.

Kathleen

------------------------

From: Kathleen <***@thischarter.net>
Date: Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:13:25 -0500
Subject: Re: It's happened again...
Post by Kathleen
I expect her attitude toward Walter might also change
toward thinking of him as human once he says her name...
Probably not quite that soon. The shift for my dogs came when my
daughter was about 2 1/2. Old enough to walk steadily upright, good
voice control and rapidly improving hand/eye coordination. She'd
seen
me do it a million times, but the first time she faced down a pair of
charging BCs, raised her right hand palm out and snapped "SIT!"
I don't know was more surprised, my daughter or the dogs, whose
butts had automatically dropped to the floor.

He has started saying, "DAGA!" when we see
Post by Kathleen
dogs, sometimes, so I think he means "doggie" but won't swear to it yet.
I think that's probably what he means. That's how both of my kids
started off saying "dog". And then I noticed that when we were
playing word games, or looking at pictures, when I pronounced
"dog" emphatically, there was a distinct expulsion of breath behind
the hard "g" sound. "DOG(uh)". The kids were mimicking
exactly what they were hearing.

Kathleen

Putting the wastebaskets out of reach is one of the most elementary
dogproofing steps. If your parents won't shut the doors, would they
maybe agree to setting the wastebasket(s) up on the counter, or the
back of the toilet tank, or on the dresser top?

Yeah, maybe the dog ought to learn to stay out of them, but I
prefer to pick my battles, and just closing the doors made it a
non-issue for my dogs.

If it's any consolation all of mine seemed to outgrow their trash
fetish. I can't remember the last time I saw anybody running
around wearing a wastebasket lid like a necklace.

Kathleen

I would say it's fine *but* keep an eye on the situation and make
sure
the dog understands that sharing space with the baby is a privilege
and
not a right.

Our BCs were allowed to lie on the baby's blanket with her,
although I had to draw a line when I caught Molly rolling the
baby over with her nose to make more space.

She tended to treat the baby as a cross between a large, bald,
pink puppy, and an automatic yogurt dispenser. That dog
could hear a wet burp from across the house and would come
on the run to clean her up.

My daughter said "dog" before she said "mama".

Kathleen

----------------------------

From: Kathleen <***@thischarter.net>
Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2005 16:01:14 -0500
Subject: Re: Nervous Jack Russel?

William wrote:

<snip>
Post by Kathleen
A recent tactic we're using is for me to greet
him in the garden, but he still does his little rain
dance when my wife's there with me. He
doesn't rain on her parade, or on the kid's either,
but he always rains on mine. I'd hate to think I
make him nervous.
Of course you make him nervous. He has a guilty conscience.
He knows you're the alpha in the household, and he's appeasing
you with a submissive display all the while plotting to overthrow
you in a major coupe. ;-)

"Viva la revoluccione!" says Cooper, AKA Wee Man
(and not just for his stature, either)

Kathleen

Newsgroups: alt.sewing
From: Kathleen <***@thischarter.net>

On a more basic level, we use clicker training
to teach focus - the dog is rewarded for watching the
handler's face in anticipation of the next command.

I also used clicker training to shape and reinforce
Cooper's flyball box turn and am currently using it
to teach him to stand still and straight for measurement -
he's a height dog and must submit to handling and
manipulation by a stranger.

That's going a little more slowly since it really
runs against the grain for his personality, but
we're making steady progress.

Kathleen

BWEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAA!!!

THAT'S HOWE COME HE'S FEAR AGGRESSIVE. YOU CON-TROLL
HIS BEHAVIOR AND SO HE CAN'T LEARN SELF CON-TROLL.

LIKE THIS:

From: Kathleen <***@thischarter.net>
Date: Wed, 06 Apr 2005 21:29:51 -0500
Subject: Re: My Rottie is a bummer
Post by Kathleen
I have an a dog who is fear aggressive. He cannot be loose
around strangers. Trust me, a dog who is generally aggressive
is a big responsibility and probably not one that you want.
I have a BC who is just weird. It's much easier to list
the things that *don't* freak him out than to list the
things that do.

<SNIP>

Kathleen

-------------------------------

UNSKILLED AND UNAWARE OF IT:

HOW DIFFICULTIES IN RECOGNIZING
ONE'S OWN INCOMPETENCE
LEAD TO INFLATED SELF-ASSESSMENTS

Across 4 studies, the authors found that participants scoring in the
bottom quartile... grossly overestimated their test performance and
ability. Although their test scores put them in the 12th percentile,
they estimated themselves to be in the 62nd.

http://www.apa.org/journals/fe-atures/psp7761121.pdf

- Never attribute to malice that which can be
adequately explained by stupidity.

- Sufficiently advanced incompetence is
indistinguishable from malice.

- Insufficiently advanced malice is indistinguishable
from incompetence.

==============

From: "Ms. Mick" <***@crneckiy.com>
Subject: Re: Dog will not listen to anyone but me!

"The Puppy Wizard" <***@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:rQpW8.66560
Post by Kathleen
It'd take fifteen minutes to train this dog to
come to EVERY member of the family if you knew
HOWE, Master Of Deception blankman.
Okay, I gotta speak up here... We've been using
Jerry's methods with our dog. We had the same
problem as the original poster has with Buzz.

One day working with the family pack exercise
and practicing the recall command with the family
and she'll now go out with hubby and daughter
instead of needing me to reassure her or even
refusing to go with anyone but me.

I really urge you, regardless of the negative
things you might hear about Jerry & Wits' End
here, to try the method and *judge the results
for yourself*.

Let's see what other areas she's improved in...
always comes when called, not chewing stuff even
if we leave it laying around, "re"housebroken after
long shelter stay, walks perfectly on leash, doesn't
try to steal food from our plates or beg... probably
a few more things I'm forgetting to mention.

That's in about a week's time.

Her overall demeanor has changed. When we brought
her home she was very untrusting and ultra-submissive
(except with her area/toys where she was possessive
and nippy). She had been abused and beaten by previous
owners, then she was in a shelter for months. They
(most of them) wanted to give up and kill her

Now she's gained confidence and trust with us.
Last night was another big breakthrough (in my eyes).
She barked! Big deal, she barked just once when she
heard the front door. Great!

Anyway, you'll be told lots of nasty stuff about
Jerry or that the Wits' End manual is culled from
other sources. In my opinion, even if it is, it
takes only the good stuff and leaves out the bad.

Works for me.

(And I suppose I gotta say this... I don't know
Jerry personally. I've emailed him and instant
messaged him.

I have not bought a "Doggy Do Right".
He's offered help for free.)

M.

From: "Ms. Mick" <***@crneckiy.com>
Subject: Re: Dog will not listen to anyone but me!
Post by Kathleen
Tell me, Ms Mick, what's Jerry paying you to
be a paid shill? I want you to be a paid shill
for dogtv.com networks from now on. I'll double
what Howe's giving you, and then add on 50% MOORE
as a bonus. Is it a deal?
Ooh.. $0 + 50%, what a dream! :)

To the other posters, just what exactly is
plagiarized in the Wits' End manual? I'll
get whatever book you claim the material to
be from to check it out. You prove it to me.
I don't have the problem training this dog
(using the Wits' End manual).. seems everyone
else is having the problems with their dogs.

People bitch that I'm not giving advice, then
bitch again because they disagree when I do.
I don't care. All I know is that my dog is
doing well.

When I said "culled" I meant that what I consider
bad methods are left out. I've already stated that
I think choke/pinch/shock collars, crates, food
bribes, and other punishments are unnecessary.

If a book recommends them,it either goes in the
trash or back to the store. I've given up on dog
training books. I'm not going to devote time reading
books that go against what I'd do to train a dog.

I don't care if the authors are "experts" or not.
Some people here have said, "I thought I'd never
do X either until..." or that there is value in
all tools. Uhm... I'm sorry. A shock collar, for
one example, has no positive value whatsoever. If
you think it does, you wear one for a day and let
somebody "correct" you for whatever they like.
At the end of the day you'd probably want to slap
that person silly. I'm not willing to compromise
my views. I will *never* use those methods.

I've taken back book after book because it claims
to be compassionate or non-force. I open the book
and it's a lie. Last book I glanced at was "Good
Owners, Great Dogs". First page I flipped to was
a picture showing how to teach sit by jerking a
choke collar while pushing down the dog's back
end. Lots of pictures showing how to jerk that
leash... *sigh*

Oh, and I once upon a time I thought I was safe
buying that book by Monks. Monks! Sadistic
bastards who *hit* and jerked dogs into submission.

This is not my first dog. I've had dogs in the
past and not used any formal training methods with
them, just my normal belief that all dogs can be good
dogs with positive feedback and without punishment.

It always worked.After my last dog died (about 10
years ago) I didn't get another. I've wanted to
during this time, but I had a divorce, a child,
and other things that took most of my time. For
the past three years I've really missed having a
dog around. So, on my birthday, my husband said,
"Let's go to the shelter." I actually found her
on petfinder.com first.

My current dog needed me to come along or she
would be dead now. I'm not exaggerating, the
vet at the shelter wanted to kill her the day
we brought her home. Why? Because she was a
behavioral nightmare for them.

People wouldn't look twice at her after she
snarled at them and warned them to get away
from her cage. They couldn't look past the
tearing up garbage, fear, abuse, and
housebreaking problems that were listed in
her bio.

We had filled out the paperwork to adopt her
on Saturday, and they stretched the waiting
period out from 24 hours until Tuesday. Why?
Because the vet didn't want to take a chance
on her and wanted to kill her! I think he was
hoping that the long wait would make us give up,
but all it did was encourage us to visit her
every day, take her for walks, and bring her
stuff from "home". Luckily, one of the dog
handlers there was sane and stood by us when
we went there on that Tuesday and demanded that
they let us take her home. She's recovering now
and getting better by the day.

I can't have a dog that pulls on a leash or jumps on
me or anything like that. I'm disabled from a car
accident 15 years ago. I can walk (slowly) and all
that, but lack the balance and strength to survive
a dog dragging me around on a leash or knocking me
over. I'd never be able to catch her if
she decided to run away.

I *need* a well-behaved dog. If my dog wanted
to, she'd have me on my butt in two seconds. I
don't have that problem though.

So excuse me if I come here and get upset when I
read a bunch of posts giving "advice" to "train"
dogs by the "experts" that'll make the dogs just
as messed up as mine was when I first met her.
(She had such fear that everything she did was
going to mean being hit or her paws squeezed or
be locked up that she would get ultra-submissive,
anxious and would pee all over.

She's a big enough dog (Rott/Shep. mix) that if
she would have decided to attack instead, she
could cause major damage. Lucky she was kept
in a cage/tied up, huh?) It tends to upset me
a bit, and all my niceness goes right out the window.

I mistakenly thought that these dog groups would be
a positive experience, but for the most part they've
just made me angry. "Dimpled Chad" has been polite
and helpful, but almost everyone else seems to have
a problem with me speaking my mind.

M.

=======================

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2008-01-06 20:48:13 UTC
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HOWEDYWakeBdr,
Post by WakeBdr
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel
will not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something. Every now and then, she'll take off running like
something tried to get her. She only seems to be content when she is
sitting directly on top of us. Over the past two nights, she may have
slept a total of 2 hours. We've been to the vet twice and they can't
seem to find anything wrong with her. My wife says it looks like
she's afraid of a ghost or something.
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this. Anyone
got any ideas of what might cause something like this?
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2008-01-10 00:28:39 UTC
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This started Thursday evening.  My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel will
not sit still or sleep.  She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something.  Every now and then, she'll take off running like
something tried to get her.  She only seems to be content when she is
sitting directly on top of us.  Over the past two nights, she may have
slept a total of 2 hours.  We've been to the vet twice and they can't
seem to find anything wrong with her.  My wife says it looks like
she's afraid of a ghost or something.
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this.  Anyone got any ideas
of what might cause something like this
My 1 year old staffi is the same. like tonight we went to bed as
normal and bout half hour later he is running round like summat
demented, tried ignoring him and he just wants to be on top of me, but
when i fuss him he is very reluctant.

This started for us that when we first got him he slept in the kitchen
then through trust we let him have the run of the downstairs, only
sleeping with us at weekends as we always have a house full of
friends. then one week day he decided he would scratch at the
downstairs door. We let him up as were working and didnt need
sleepless nights. then bout 2 weeks later he woke me up panting. Now i
thort he was horny. but there was no other signs apart from the
panting. I think this is now as he is too hot. (even though i will put
him out side...take him for walks at 2 in the morning and he STILL
pants!!!) when he was panting he always had to be like on my face!!
(very annoying!!!)

Now in the last two weeks he hasnt been panting but always looks down
our hallway towards the back bedroom and bathroon (a area of the house
i cant say i like the feel of to be honest.....just summat creepy...)
and keeps being sick....only bringing bile up and always on the back
bedroom spare bed (how minging?!?!?)

In the evening he dont spend them with us on the sofa like he always
has....he would ratha but upstairs in either our room or backroom.

Another thing he has never chewed anything from the day we got him but
now he has got the thing for capets (like the new one we only put down
3 weeks ago in the bedroon) when we are out!

I really do not no what to do with him as he gets lots of walks and
always running round on backgarden so he has to be atleast a little
tired.

Any suggestions on that one?!
montana wildhack
2008-01-10 00:52:52 UTC
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Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Any suggestions on that one?!
See a vet?
Beth In Alaska
2008-01-11 07:55:26 UTC
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Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Any suggestions on that one?!
See a vet?
yes, these dogs sound like they may be in pain.
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2008-01-11 15:14:55 UTC
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HOWEDY BINACA bethFIST you pathetic miserable
stinkin lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active
accute chronic life long incurable maliganant mental
case and PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAININ FRAUD
an SCAM ARTIST,
Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Any suggestions on that one?!
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Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
See a vet?
Last time buggy sky went to the vet was to have her
RESCUE dog's litter SPAY ABORTED. LUCKY
THING they came by SURPRISE the night pryor
to goin to the VET to get MURDERED <{}: ~ ( >
Post by Beth In Alaska
yes, these dogs sound like they may be in pain.
Oh? You mean kinda like the PAIN you inflict on your own dogs
sprayin BINACA in their eyes and jerkin chokin shockin intimidatin
an lockin them in boxes and ignoring their cries and lettin them get
attacked by other dogs to TEACH them RESPECT, BINACA bethFIST?
Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
Hey Everyone Picked up a beautiful black lab today. He's 10 weeks old.
He needs to stay in the kennel because otherwise hes learned that whining
gets your way for the most part-
No, the puppy is whining on accHOWENTA he's locked in a box.
Post by Beth In Alaska
however, sanity is important,
Not here it ain't.
Post by Beth In Alaska
as is making sure he doesnt' need to pee- you know?
The dog will have a visceral response to bein LOCKED IN
THE BOX and will shit an piss hisself like HOWE janet's
new puppy just done yesterday no matter HOWE many times
he's been HOWET to relieve hisself.

Your own DEAD DOG Kavik DIED from barkin hisself to death.
Post by Beth In Alaska
Is the crate near you? like next to the bed? You can reassure him that way
by giving him a quick pet through the crate.
And then the puppy will cry until he's ALWAYS bein patted.
Post by Beth In Alaska
If you do need to let him out, try and wait for a quiet time - thirty
seconds where he hasnt' cried, and then no damage done and you can let him
out.
Sez you, BINACA bethFIST?
Post by Beth In Alaska
I'd not leave a 10 week old lab loose in my house though!!
Of curse your wouldn't.. OtheWIZE IT would destroy your
HOWES on accHOWENTA you don't know HOWE to
pupperly handle raise an train a dog and you wouldn't be
able to pat IT through the crate.
Post by Beth In Alaska
congratulations on the new baby!!
Actually I think Jerry Howe confuses humans.
INDEED? Oh, you mean by QUOTING you pathetic
miserable stinkin lyin animal murderin punk thug coward
active accute chronic life long incurable malignant mental
case's entire posted case histories, BINACA bethFIST?
Post by Beth In Alaska
There is no evidence he has any contact with dogs.
Well certainly NOT like HOWE you do:


"Beth F" <***@spamthis.alaska.com> wrote:


"Hold Back The Dobie Girl So That
Izzy Can Put Simon In His Place."

"Well, actually the binaca worked but after i
got him in the eye it was not a possibility to
be using that."


"Actually, the most common use of this technique
(and it is quite common) is with TABASCO sauce
either mixed with water in a spray bottle or on a rag
that you can stick in the dogs mouth instead of spraying
(after our experience I would suggest this method if I
was going to use this technique again). My dog likes
tabasco so that didnt' work for us.


Binaca was suggested as an alternative from a very
well respected dog trainer from the lower 48, however
I don't think she counted on his flailing his head in a
desperate attempt to get away from the sprayer causing
me to miss."


"Whatever motivates the dog, but I daresay most
of the dogs I have in classes just aren't that interested
in praise."


"I dont' jerk or choke my dog (the little one is
too little yet for a pinch collar). They simply
wear pinch collars. It prevents any jerking or
choking on their part."


"My dog in particular will ignore the citronella if he
feels making noise is VERY important (for example
this week walking through the state fair he kept barking
away, and didn't even seem to notice) but was WAY
freaked out by the low setting on the shock collar."


"i didn't EVER shock kavik. i myself have never
touched a shock collar."


"Kyle, the best way to teach him to stay away
is to step on him once. Seriously."
Post by Beth In Alaska
snip
Chris, why dont' you give one example where one
of the regulars here has suggested someone hit,
alpha-roll, choke-chain a dog?


"BethF" ***@NOT-SO-bad-dawgs-in-ak.com
wrote in message news:***@corp.supernews.com...


Kyle, FWIW, i thought it was pretty funny,
and i often call my little dog the turd, because
he is one. Some folks think its HORRRIBLE i
would insult my dog like that so i guess its just
a matter of personality.


Kyle, the best way to teach him to stay away
is to step on him once. Seriously.


------------------


From: "The Puppy Wizard"
Date: Sat, 20 Dec 2003


Subject: Treats


From: BethF (***@alaskaDRINKME.com)
Subject: Re: For Michael
Date: 2002-07-07 02:08:12 PST
Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
I know of three dogs we tried electric shock collars on and both were
VERY sensitive and freaked out about the shocks. None of those dogs were
phased by the citronella collar, particularly. It was clearly a
deterrent but no one behaved as if it was particularly distressing.
My dog in particular will ignore the citronella if he feels making noise
is VERY important (for example this week walking through the state fair
he kept barking away, and didn't even seem to notice) but was WAY
freaked out by the low setting on the shock collar.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Post by Beth In Alaska
Whoops, there is more to this post - ok Here's what's accurate. You
shocked, you sprayed binaca at your dog's face and were stupid enough to
be "surprised" that he would desperately try to avoid the stinging.
You citronella'd, you undoubtedly choked, at some point (denials
notwithstanding) and I'm sure it got "ugly" many times in six months, like
like it got ugly for Diddy in the six months before she decided to lock a
"rescue" dog in an electrified horse stall to keep him from running away.
actually binaca in your mouth doesnt' sting.
it just doesnt' taste like something kavik likes.

binaca in the eyes is another story.


i didn't EVER shock kavik. i myself have never
touched a shock collar.


"but was WAY freaked out by the low
setting on the shock collar."


"but was WAY freaked out by the low
setting on the shock collar."


"but was WAY freaked out by the low
setting on the shock collar."
Post by Beth In Alaska
FurtherMOORE, you went to GREAT GREAT GREAT lengths to blame your folly
and ineptitude on the fact that your dog was "insensitive" and you went to
even greater lengths to blame your folly and ineptitude on his "breed."
He is insensitive and he is bred to bark. I don't
BLAME any of this on him, i picked out his breed.

"but was WAY freaked out by the low
setting on the shock collar."
Post by Beth In Alaska
The people who are your "mentors" and "gurus" are big fat brainless
Alaskan sized heifers who will try any amount of pain or force to stop a
behavior because they aren't smart enough to accomplish the task in
another way.
"but was WAY freaked out by the low
setting on the shock collar."
Post by Beth In Alaska
They taught you well.
Some of the folks at the club do use pain to
train their dogs, but i avoid them.

"but was WAY freaked out by the low
setting on the shock collar."


"but was WAY freaked out by the low
setting on the shock collar."
Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
so you aren't human!! do tell Michael!
I believe the technical term is superhuman. have a nice day...
I see. Are you like the bionic man?

---------------------


From: BethF (***@alaska.com)
Subject: Re: to treat or not to treat
Date: 2002-01-14 12:50:27 PST
Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
And you jerk and choke your dogs on pronged spiked pinch choke collars
lock them in boxes and call that training and spray Binaca in their eyes
to quite their crate anxiety barking...
I dont' jerk or choke my dog (the little one is
too little yet for a pinch collar). They simply
wear pinch collars.

It prevents any jerking or choking on their part.


I do crate my dogs - the big one only at the dog
club and to travel, and the little one so he can
become accustomed to being in a crate.


He is learning to enjoy it and to use it as a place
to rest from the playing that he and Kavik do
.
I used binaca to quiet Kavik's in class whining
that disturbed the class. It would be quite difficult
to binaca a dog that is in a crate.


I did hit him in the eye accidentally, and stopped
using it at that time. Jerry, have you NEVER made
an error in training the dogs you have trained?


How many dogs have you trained exactly?


Can you list some references here - I
would like to contact some of your former
clients to get a reference or two?
Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
I am just trying to see everyone stands on treats or rewards for
obedience?
Andy
I treat.
--Beth, Pseudo usenet cop Merlin MTB, BikeE AT, RANS gliss, Trek R200,
Kickbike Owned by Kavik (Samoyed Boy) Anchorage, Alaska
"but was WAY freaked out by the low
setting on the shock collar."

---------------


From: BethF (***@alaskaREMOVETHIS.com)
Subject: Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...
Date: 2001-09-04 13:09:25 PST


Actually, the most common use of this technique
(and it is quite common) is with TABASCO sauce
either mixed with water in a spray bottle or on a rag
that you can stick in the dogs mouth instead of spraying


(after our experience I would suggest this method if I
was going to use this technique again). My dog likes t
tabasco so that didnt' work for us.


Binaca was suggested as an alternative from a very
well respected dog trainer from the lower 48, however
I don't think she counted on his flailing his head in a
desperate attempt to get away from the sprayer causing
me to miss.


His vet reassured me that the binaca could do no
serious damage, nor did it seem to hurt him badly -
he just wiped his eye for a minute or so until I rinsed
it out (which he seemed more pissed about than the
actual spray).


We went to the vet immediately who called me a
jewish mother and sent us home.


but I think that your assessment of to handle barking
is based on your non-barking breeds - in some dogs
the drive to bark is REALLY big, and it takes some
big time discouragement to get rid of it.


To be quite frank after trying months and months
of different techniques the binaca was the only
thing that worked.


I wouldn't discredit the concept (although I do
most certainly discredit the binaca sprayer as
a good idea in case of issues like mine)
--
-Beth, Pseudo usenet cop


Subject: Re: Mr Huffy-Puffy needs an attitude adjustment


"Beth In Alaska" <***@spamfreeclearwire.net>
wrote in message news:***@corp.supernews.com


He's so much less balls to the walls than my friends GSD
that I have trouble seeing the comparison. She's also not
cuddly - she's a bit aloof like Kavik was before Tok. And
pirate is a love sponge.


But honestly my experience with GSDS are limited to my
friends (the one who bit me) and Rex dog, who I got at age
11 and who was terribly poorly socialized and trained and
was bizarre.


----------------


Subject: Mr Huffy-Puffy needs an attitude adjustment


"Beth In Alaska" <***@spamfreeclearwire.net>
wrote in message news:***@corp.supernews.com...


Pirate has his first nickname: Mr Huffy-Puffy.


Sometimes when he is on the bed, and someone moves-
maybe near him, maybe not, he will bitch and complain .


Its not quite a growl, its not a bark. It seems like a bitch.


sometimes he goes from bitching to playing quickly so
maybe its NOT bitching. No sign of nipping or biting
during the bitching.


Since I'm not sure what it is, we've mostly ignored it
(except to say "Oh cut it out Mr Huffy-Puffy") but if
it IS bitching, maybe I should extinguish it - better
safe than sorry. He is a dog whose very mouthy, so
I would say nipping is in the realm of possibility.


I thought that a very simple, and appropriate way to extinguish
this would just be to put Mr Huffy-Puffy on the floor if he
"bitches". Takes him away from whats making him bitchy and
doesnt' encourage the behavior.


what do you think?


---------------------


Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002
Subject: Re: 3 puppies bro and sisters fighting [ninny BethFat]
Post by Beth In Alaska
HOWEDY Binaca bethFIST,
Post by montana wildhack
Why don't you return one of the puppies?
Geez Binaca bethFIST. As a dog trainer, you'll put yourself right outta
business like THAT. Makes my job EZ, don't it. But NO THANK YOU Binaca
bethFIST. Your advice is ill founded. FurtherMOORE, you're a liar and a
dog abuser, Binaca bethFIST.
Post by montana wildhack
Raising three puppies is going to be quite difficult.
Only if you punish confine hurt and intimidate them as you and your lying
dog abusing Thug coward pals do.
Post by montana wildhack
Especially two female littermates.
Because you don't know HOWE to train dogs not to fight, Binaca bethFIST.
That's on account of you're a dog abuser, Binaca bethFIST.
Post by montana wildhack
I gather that two female littermates often have aggression issues later,
INDEED. They LEARN that from their ABUSERS.
Post by montana wildhack
so I would suggest returning one of the females.
The dogs are FINE, Binaca bethFIST. It's YOU who has to GO, Binaca
bethFIST. You're a liar and a dog abuser.
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
hi im new here and i just got threee new puppies. one male two
HOWEDY Binaca bethFIST,
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Alison,
alison is a cretin, like you, Binaca bethFIST.
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
She lives outside.
NO PROBLEMO. Dogs LIVE outside, they're ANIMALS.
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
But is in the house part of the day.
NO PROBLEMO. Dogs are versatile and EZily habituated to our desires.
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
She usually barks in the morning.
NO PROBLEMO. That's EZ to break.
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
I think to tell us she wants in or some attention.
NO PROBLEMO. We'll break the barking in a few minutes over a day or two.
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
I tell her to stop but it usually doesn't do any good.
RIGHT. Dogs DON'T LIKE being told "NO!"
Post by montana wildhack
jim, then why don't you let her in AND give her attention,
Because that doesn't suite his lifestyle, Binaca bethFIST.
Post by montana wildhack
that way you could be sure the barking would stop
Because YOU can't train a dog not to bark, Binaca bethFIST. At least, you
can't train a dog not to bark without HURTING him. That's what you use the
Binaca eye spray for..
From: michael <***@dogtv.com>
Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002 00:58:12 GMT


Subject: Re: 3 puppies bro and sisters fighting [ninny BethFat]


I got nothin' MOORE to add Jer. As usual, you hit all the
bases with our one and only Queen of Avoidance and
Incompetence, BethFat.


She gets OFFENDED whenever somebody shows up here
with a behavior problem. "Why don't you get rid of a dog?"
She can't believe that people actually DEAL with dog behavior
problems instead of AVOIDING them.


But she don't ignore barking from her "little turd" Kavik.
She shocks, scolds, screams, chokes, prongs, citronellas and
does whatever it takes, for months and months until Kavik is
sufficiently psychologically damaged that he's terrified to
do something completely natural.


Bark.


Let's look for epilepsy problems from our pal Kavik in the
future, due to BethFat's constant "Toxic Mommy" approach to
dog berating and abusing. She doesn't "Train" dogs for their
own good. She berates and abuses them so she can avoid
getting EMBARRASSED in front of the dummies friends
and "experts"


BWAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!


at her local bumfreakin' nowhere Alaska Dog Training club.


Carry on, Wiz


----------------


Thank You, Soup <{}: ~ ) >


LUCKY THING Kavik DROPPED DEAD from BARKIN


Let's go here, shall we?:


Subject: Re: the one-dog two-dog dilemma
Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
I'm really torn about getting another dog. Life is easier with one,
but I'm thinking its better for Tok to have company when we work.
Whats your opinion? And I'm considerinng putting out on the alaska
dog people list to "borrow" a dog for a week and see how Tok feels.
Is this stupid?
Wait.....what did I miss. We're missing a Kavik. Did a sad thing
happen? Tara
Kavik died very suddenly when we were on vacation in july. Apparently,
he probably had a blood clot in his brain and he died instantly. Been
very difficult not only because he was young and healthy, but because
we weren't here.
Oh Beth, I'm so very sorry to hear about Kavik. It's understandable how
devastated you feel about not being there. How tragic.
toks never been without a dog in his whole life . And he loves dogs. And
he gets along with ALL dogs. But finding a dog that meets my "child
friendly" standards isn't going to be easy. And one dog is more
obile - like I can walk tok and push a stroller at the same time. but
not two dogs.
First, walking two trained dogs is no problem. Using a
tandem lead to "split" your leash. Walk your dogs a few
times without strollers, and you'll see.


Second, finding a dog that's child friendly is not impossible.
There's a lady who runs German Shepherd Rescue from
Anchorage. She's very smart & knowledgable.


---------------------------------


HOWEDY BINACA bethFIST,
For SHORE!
Post by Beth In Alaska
Its summer and we moved into our current home in December. The house has
a lovely large yard, which has a chain link fence on one side. All winter
long that yard was empty, however the yard now sometimes contains a golden
retreiver. Boys saw the golden once over the winter, but it appeared to
be afraid to walk in the snow, so it just snarled and barked from a path
near the house. However, the snow is finally gone, so all dogs can run to
the fence.
Kavik goes out first and things go fine. Dog and he sniffing through
fence, wagging tails. Toklat is allowed to join them. He runs up to
fence, tail wagging. Golden attacks fence, Tok barks. Kavik then attacks
Tok.
Perhaps you should spray him in the eyes again with BINACA.
Post by Beth In Alaska
He was actually biting him,
IMAGINE? You mean like culprit aka kelly's and suja's
dogs attacking each other? Or do you mean like leah and
liea's dogs attacking other dogs?


Or do you mean like the rest of HOWER
dog lover's dogs attacking each other?
Post by Beth In Alaska
although did no damage and Toklat didn't seem particularly upset about it,
but it wasnt' play, certainly.
Well, so long as he didn't mind.
Post by Beth In Alaska
I think Kavik was fearful when the dog attacked and became overstimulated
and took it out on Tok.
Yeah. She was probably copying your behavior.
Post by Beth In Alaska
What do you think?
The Amazing Puppy Wizard thinks you should
keep your dogs indoors and only let them HOWET
when there's no neighbor's dogs arHOWEND like
your pal Master Of Deception blankman does to
manage her dog's dog aggression and barking.


OR, you could let them fight it HOWET as you
recommended for Simon and Izzy. Just stand by
with the hose like HOWE tara o. aka tee recommends
if she hasn't MURDERED the dog for turning on her
when she jerked and choked it on her pronged spiked
pinch choke collar to make them friendly.
Post by Beth In Alaska
Situation is being remedied (working with Golden owner) and things are
going well.
Yeah. No dHOWET.


That's HOWE COME you're askin for heelp.
Post by Beth In Alaska
Dogs doing better together.
INDEED?


So you're writing here to tell us you've been SUCCESSFUL!


WONderful!


----------------------------


Subject: teaching pirate about other peoples stuff


"Beth In Alaska" <***@spamfreeclearwire.net>
wrote in message news:***@corp.supernews.com...


Pirates worst habit is that he does not understand
that other dogs bone.toy.ball.snack is NOT his.


Today my friends GSD scared the crap out of him and us
when he came too close to her toy. She tackled him as he
ran away and rolled him with her giant teeth on his little neck.


We were hoping she'd break him of this habit but her reaction
was OVER THE TOP and may or may not have been effective
in teaching him not to touch her stuff. It may also have been
effective in making him frightened of strange dogs for the rest
of his little life.


So other than other dogs correcting what else can i do? I mean,
I can tell him not to touch toks stuff, but....its not the same.


---------------------------


Subject: Re: Unusual dog problem - Unable To Control
The Environment Enough To Make It Fun
Date: 2002-09-18 14:03:36 PST


HOWEDY Binaca bethFIST,
Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
Maybe that's what we should do - hold back
the dobie girl so that Izzy can put Simon in
his place.
Suppose one of them loses an eye?


Would that matter to you? It IS only NATURAL.
Ain't it? I mean, nobody can prevent an eye getting
knocked out when we encourage our dogs to fight
to train dogs to be NICE.


Would that be BAD LUCK, or bad training, Binaca bethFIST?


Try spraying a shot of Binaca in his eyes. That
always works for you, don't it Binaca bethFIST?


Don't go away just yet, I want to go over a couple
things with you just so's were CLEAR about where
we're at and where we're goin with all this...


That's about the stupidest thing I can think of.


HOWEver, I KNOW you can think of a myriad
of things STUPIDER to do to a dog and try to
justify it as being training.


Sure it might work, but it's not appropriate under any
circumstances. You could teach them to attack other
dogs on sight, no PUN intended.
Post by Beth In Alaska
This sounds like it might help Simon get a clue.
I think if I saw you doin that, I'd have you arrested and
prosecuted for animal abuse, Binaca bethFIST.


Perhaps your posts here would be enough for prosecution?


I'll have to look into that.


------------------
Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
AGREED with what you had to say. I find it sick to hear what people do
with their dogs.
Keep in mind that everything he says that the regular posters of this
ng do to their dogs are lies.
All of it. Every last bit.
All of it?
Ear pinching?
Shock collars?
Spiked chokers?
The regulars lie more in their denials than Howe does in his accusing of
them.
:
Uh, Frank? Who do you see denying anything?
Its quite interesting that a newbie like yourself
would see denials when everyone has Jerry
killfiled and therefore don't even read his posts,
let alone respond to them.


=====================


From: Beth F (***@spamthis.alaska.com)
Subject: Re: citronella collar and ultrasonic trainer
Date: 2002-02-07 11:23:31 PST


On Thu, 07 Feb 2002 18:23:59 GMT, "Lane Browning"
Post by Beth In Alaska
I agree about the whining, my dog isn't aware he is doing it either...it's
like a seizure when he goes nuts, I can't even make eye contact with him,
he's on some other planet. NOTHING reaches him. no, not a Samoyed.
actually a breed I researched very carefully....sigh.
I totally understand. And the samoyed thing was a
bit of a joke - Kavik is a samoyed. I sympathize with
you - i received a great deal of hostility for not getting
my dogs barking and whining under control at the dog
club - apparently, I wasn't trying hard enough.


I was given many different techniques to try from
treating when quiet, from teaching bark-nobark
and treating, from aversives (binaca and tobasco)
and NOTHING worked.


Well, actually the binaca worked but after i
got him in the eye it was not a possibility to
be using that.


Even yesterday Kavik and Toklat and I went
for a four mile walk. IT took about an hour.
In that hour Kavik barked basically the entire
time.


Not AT anything, not because he was
insecure, unhappy or any of the other
reasons folks here are going to tell me
that dogs bark - he barked for sheer joy.


BARK BARK BARK, I AM WALKING YAY BARK.


I actually timed the amount of time he wasn't
barking and it was a total of 7 minutes in 58
minutes. And because its outdoors, and in a
place where folks aren't sleeping, I don't worry
about it -its a good outlet for his bark drive.


I also don't correct him when we are skiing - but
if we go fast enough, the barking stops!!


In any case, for places where its really inappropriate
for him to bark - in the car when i am not present, or
in the dog club in his crate when i am teaching, he
wears a citronella collar.


He understands that when he is wearing it, he shouldn't
bark, at this point. He doesnt' even test it anymore. And
I have been able to leave the collar off most of the time
lately - he has learned that he shouldn't bark when left
alone in the car at people or while in the crate.


I believe both of these are "boredom barks" - barks to
entertain onesself. However, if i am very lax about the
collar and he doesnt' wear it for several weeks while in
these situations the training wears off - so basically
i do it randomly - once in awhile he wears the collar as
a reminder.


Quite frankly, I much preferred this method of training
to MY applying the aversive - i am not the bad guy and
he is completely in control of the correction.


Clearly he understands what causes the correction.


And I am not counting on my own powers of timing
and accuracy to create the correction.
--
--BethF, Anchorage, AK


--------------


AND THEN Kavik DROPPED DEAD from a brain hemorhage
when he BARKED HISSELF TO DEATH from "separation
anXXXIHOWESNESS" while bein boarded.


Dogs bark cause they're anxiHOWES AFRAID
and INSECURE from being locked in boxes and
jerked and choked on pronged spiked pinch choke
collars and shocked and stepped on and sprayed
in the face with aversives, not cause they're being
little TURDS and HAVIN FUN.


From: Beth F (***@spamthis.alaska.com)
Subject: Re: citronella collar and ultrasonic trainer
Date: 2002-02-07 11:23:31 PST


On Thu, 07 Feb 2002 18:23:59 GMT,
"Lane Browning"
Post by Beth In Alaska
I agree about the whining, my dog isn't aware he is
doing it either...it's like a seizure when he goes
nuts, I can't even make eye contact with him,
he's on some other planet. NOTHING reaches
him.
no, not a Samoyed. actually a breed I researched
very carefully....sigh.
I totally understand. And the samoyed thing was
a bit of a joke - Kavik is a samoyed. I sympathize
with you- i received a great deal of hostility for not
getting my dogs barking and whining under control
at the dog club - apparently, I wasn't trying hard
enough.


I was given many different techniques to try from
treating when quiet, from teaching bark-nobark and
treating, from aversives (binaca and tobasco) and
NOTHING worked.


Well, actually the binaca worked but after
i got him in the eye it was not a possibility
to be using that.


Even yesterday Kavik and Toklat and I went for a four
mile walk. IT took about an hour. In that hour Kavik
barked basically the entire time. Not AT anything, not
because he was insecure, unhappy or any of the
other reasons folks here are going to tell me that
dogs bark- he barked for sheer joy. BARK BARK
BARK, I AM WALKING YAY BARK. I actually timed
the amount of time he wasn't barking and it was a
total of 7 minutes in 58 minutes. And because its
outdoors, and in a place where folks aren't sleeping,


I don't worry about it -its a good outlet for his bark drive.


I also don't correct him when we are skiing -
but if we go fast enough, the barking stops!!


In any case, for places where its really inappropriate
for him to bark - in the car when i am not present, or
in the dog club in his crate when i am teaching, he
wears a citronella collar. He understands that
when he is wearing it, he shouldn't bark, at this
point. He doesnt' even test it anymore. And I have
been able to leave the collar off most of the time
lately - he has learned that he shouldn't bark when
left alone in the car at people or while in the crate.
I believe both of these are "boredom barks" - barks
to entertain onesself. However, if i am very lax
about the collar and he doesnt' wear it for several
weeks while in these situations the training wears off
- so basically i do it randomly - once in awhile he
wears the collar as a reminder.


Quite frankly, I much preferred this method of
training to MY applying the aversive - i am not the
bad guy and he is completely in control of the
correction. Clearly he understands what causes the
correction. And I am not counting on my own powers
of timing and accuracy to create the correction.


--BethF, Anchorage, AK
Post by Beth In Alaska
Post by montana wildhack
I am unsure if the dog wants to "kill" the cat or just see it.
Unless we have seen him attack viciously an animal while
doing this bark I wouldn't assume its aggression, it may just
be excitement.


how long have the cat and dog been together now?
Post by Beth In Alaska
It's been 3 weeks so far.
This is a really short time, and I suspect since the dog has
lived with cats previously, he will be able to live with one now.
Post by Beth In Alaska
The cat will at times come out on his own. He's beginning to learn the
safe zones, when the dog is on the leash or in his crate. But it's coming
along very slowly, and the cat is almost i mpossible to work with now
because he ignores food reinforcers whenever the dog is visible or
audible. Speaking to the cat often occasions barking by the dog, so it's
a tough cycle to break, short of putting one of them outside the house,
which is impractical for the sort of "catch 'em being good" incidental
training that I like to always have going.
Ok, so you are a clicker trainer and you want to solve this
with reward. I have the feeling in time it will work its way
out, but in the meantime I would concentrate on the reward
of the dog for not behaving like a freak.


The cat will calm down enough where you have a reasonable
threshhold (it might be in the next room, but the dog might be
audible and not visible) to work with with the cat.


I think you just need patience, and to keep that
dog on a leash alot of the time.


Does the cat have claws???
Post by Beth In Alaska
Yes, but he probably won't use them with the dog unless he's cornered. He
tries to escape first. And since the dog just had surgery (and we don't
want him or the cat hurt otherwise), I'd rather not find out what the dog
would do should he get a swipe or two from the cat :)
Sometimes positive punishment (i.e. a cat swipe)
is a very quick way to learn ;-)


I think that you might join one of the yahoo clicker groups
and pose your questions there - pat miller of peacable paws
often comes up with some pretty innovative desensitization ideas.


--------------------------


Sometimes a kat swipe can knock out a dog's eyes...


Sometimes even a small dog can kill a kat...


Sounds like this is a good time for a Binaca Blast,
wouldn't you agree, Binaca bethFIST?


The Amazing Puppy Wizard sez you can't post
here abHOWETS noMOORE cause you're a dog
abuser a liar a coward and active accute chronic
life long incurable pathetic punk thug malignant
mental case, BINACA bethFIST.


----------------------------------


"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.


"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter
selbst vergebens!" -Friedrich Schiller.


"Against stupidity the Gods themselves
contend in vain."


INDEEDY.


AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!


In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
G-R-A-N-D
Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >


HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >


Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
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HOWEDY shona.guthrie,
Welcome to The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing, Grand, Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy,
Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Training Method
Manual Forums And Human And Animal Behavior Forensic
Sciences Research Laboratory.

I'm Jerry Howe, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing, Grand, Puppy, Child,
Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And
Horsey Wizard, Director Of Trainin an Research <{}: ~ ) >

Here's my website:
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There you will find ALL the FREE information you need
to pupperly handle raise and train your pets and family.
Just follow the instructions PRECISELY and ASK me if
you need any additional FREE HEELP <{}: ~ ) >
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel will
not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something.
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this.
Anyone got any ideas of what might cause something like this
My 1 year old staffi is the same.
Your dogs are havin OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE PAINICK
ATTACKS. You can EXXXTINGUISH them NEARLY
INSTANTLY if you study an follHOWE the INSTRUCTIONS
PRECISELY in your own FREE COPY of The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing, Grand, Puppy, Child, Pussy,
Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL
FREE WWW Wits' End Training Method Manual <{}: ~ ) >:

http://relinkz.com/EffectiveNonPhysicalDogTraininAIN'TLUCK777It'sSCIENCEAtIt'sBEAST
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
like tonight we went to bed as normal and bout half
hour later he is running round like summatdemented,
You can EXXXTINGUISH that behavior NEARLY INSTANTLY
simply by followin the INSTRUCTIONS PRECISELY in your own
FREE COPY of The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing, Grand, Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Training Method
Manual:
http://relinkz.com/EffectiveNonPhysicalDogTraininAIN'TLUCK777It'sSCIENCEAtIt'sBEAST
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
tried ignoring him
THAT'S HOWE COME he got PAINICK ATTACKS.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
and he just wants to be on top of me,
Physical contact REINFORCES the PHOBIA.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
but when i fuss him he is very reluctant.
Your dog is AFRAID of you.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
This started for us that when we first got him he slept in the
kitchenthen through trust we let him have the run of the
downstairs, only sleeping with us at weekends as we always
have a house full offriends. then one week day he decided he
would scratch at thedownstairs door. We let him up as were
working and didnt need sleepless nights.
That was CONsiderate of you!
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
then bout 2 weeks later he woke me up panting.
DOGS GET DEATHLY ILL and CAN DIE from PAINICK ATTACKS.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Now i thort he was horny.
That's ABSURD. If your dog was "humpin", that's a
SYMPTOM of anXXXIHOWESNESS, not horny.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
but there was no other signs apart from the panting.
You could spend THOWESANDS at the vet testin your dog
and you AIN'T gonna find NUTHIN wrong with him EXXXCEPT
a little thyroid imbalance caused by STRESS from MISHANDLING,
GARBAGE commercial diets, and TOXIC VETERINARY MALPRACTICE like vaccinosis
and parasite treatments and surgical
sexual mutilation <{}: ~ ( >.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
I think this is now as he is too hot.
No, he's havin a PAINICK ATTACK.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
(even though i will put him out side...take him for walks
at 2 in the morning and he STILL pants!!!) when he was
panting he always had to be like on my face!!
Have you taken IT to OBEDIENCE TRAINING? That's USUALLY
the CAUSE of these kinds of PAINICK ATTACKS <{}: ~ ( >
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
(very annoying!!!)
INDEED?
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Now in the last two weeks he hasnt been panting but always
looks down our hallway towards the back bedroom and bathroon
(a area of the housei cant say i like the feel of to be honest.....
You think maybe you got GHOSTS??
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
just summat creepy...)
Hmmm...
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
and keeps being sick....
Naaaah??
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
only bringing bile up and always on the back
bedroom spare bed (how minging?!?!?)
Oh, JUST LIKE most of your fellHOWE dog lover's dogs RIGHT HERE!
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
In the evening he dont spend them with us on the sofa like
he always has....he would ratha but upstairs in either our
room or backroom.
AS STATED. Your dog is AFRAID OF YOU.

AllHOWEing him to go upstairs to ESCAPE his REALITY
will REINFORCE his PAINICK ATTACKS <{}: ~ ( >
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Another thing he has never chewed anything from the day
we got him but now he has got the thing for capets (like the
new one we only put down 3 weeks ago in the bedroon)
when we are out!
Destructive separation anXXXIHOWESNESS got NUTHIN
to do with separation, it's got to do with the CON-TROLLER
not bein IN CON-TROLL <{}: ~ ( >

LUCKY THING we can EXXXTINGUISH that NEARLY INSTANTLY.

LIKE THIS:

From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,


Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.


Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!


Hoku


-------------

AND LIKE THIS:

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME The
Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33 Years
Experience.

Subject: To Jerry
1 From: MarilynRammell
Date: Tues, Aug 3 1999 3:00 am
Email: "MarilynRammell" <***@hotmail.com>


Hello Jerry,


A client of mine asked to say a 'big thank you' to you.
They have a 8 month spaniel that they were about to get
rid of.


In fact they had put her into kennels for a few day while
they 'thought it through'. They rang me the day before
they were due to collect her.


She had wrecked their home - everytime they left her she
destroyed something else. The walls, the cabinets, the
carpets, table legs, chair legs, - anything and everything.


They collected her and brought her to me. I gave them some
routine training exercises, and also I wrote out your advice
(I will say at this point that I was not sure about it at all,
and felt a little embarrassed - it was the advice about the
'toy dog that gets the praise for not making a mess'.


Anyway, this was 11 days ago and I heard nothing. Yesterday
they turned up at the new Monday evening class. They were
absolutely delighted.


They told me that after just one attempt, (your toy suggestion)
she 'stopped all the destruction'. They were in tear of happiness
while telling me.


Thank you Jerry.
Respectfully,
Marilyn


----------------


AND LIKE THIS:


From: Marilyn Rammell (***@hotmail.com)
Subject: Re: Separation anxiety (?) help needed!
Date: 1999/10/13


Hi Steve,


Just want to second Jerry's method for dealing with this -
I've suggested it to quite a few clients now and it's worked
'every' time.


It sounds a little 'amusing' I agree, but it really works.


Two of the occasions it's worked have been when the
owners were almost at the point of giving up (one had
actually put their dog into kennels for a few days so
that they could re-decorate the demolition done by the dog).


They rang me while the dog was still in kennels and were
not yet decided whether to collect the dog or not.


The very first time they tried Jerry's method, it worked.


Best of luck,
Marilyn Rammell


===============


AND LIKE THIS:




Dave Cohen <***@total.net writes:


Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...

Hi.


Please understand that I do not know Jerry and have
spoken with him briefly once by email.


I have no stake or interest in the success of his business.
I simply want to thank him publicly for one of his tips, with
regards to separation anxiety.


I thought it seemed far fetched to praise a stuffed animal
and then say good bye to my own dog, but I am usually a
very open minded person, so I tried it. Well, lo and behold-
the damn trick worked!


I think Jerry has some intriguing techniques, and
personally I think everyone who constantly criticizes
him is not understanding his logic.


Thank you Jerry!


----------------


AND LIKE THIS:


Date: 2001-11-14 09:13:21 PST
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Hi!
I have downloaded Wit's End Dog Training Method...
In there there is that trick with a toy about
"Separation anxiety surrogate toy technique."
Anybody has tried that... I would like to give it
a try with my GSP (German shorthair.....pointer)
Comments? Yves Dussault
Yves,

I for one have tried it... in fact I use this all the time.
I just used it last evening while my husband and I went out
to see "The Mummy Returns" (a horrible turkey of a movie,
but at least the house wasn't chewed from end to end in the
meantime).


Yes, it really works. :-) So do the other
distraction/praise techniques described therein.


If you are interested in the manual, you will
probably want to begin the exercises as well.


Regards,
Lisa


-------------


AND LIKE THIS:


From: "nicole" <>
To: "Jerald D. Howe"
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 10:46 AM
Subject: Off to a good start!


Hi Jerald,


Just wanted to tell you we read your manual and have
started working with the dogs...


"Chloe" (the one we adopted--a.k.a. "The Destroyer")
has already shown great improvement! (In Just 1 DAY!)
She responds even better than our other
(better-behaved) dog "Poe".


We tried out the surrogate toy technique, and not a thing
was touched when we got back! We were both surpised
because Chloe isn't that interested in toys and was still very
uptight about us reaching for the door...anyway, it seemed
to work. We both work all day today so we'll see how that
goes...


Regardless, we will be cool as cukes when we get home! ;)


I'm just so thankful we might have a chance to get
through to her! We're very excited about her progress
thus far...


Thank You!
Nicole, Michael, Poe and especially Chloe!


-----------------


AND LIKE THIS:


From: "LEE " <>
To: <***@EarthLink.Net>
Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 6:11 AM
Subject: Wits end training in England


HOWEDY Lee,
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Hi,
I have stumbled across your training method on the internet
EXCELLENT!

Nuthin happens by accident or coincidence.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
and I am pleased to say, one part of it has worked
already after only 3 days of training.
Wonderful! Please follow the method entirely and
PRECISELY. It NEVER FAILS, but it's very unforgiving
of mistakes and doesn't play well with other methods.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
I own two boxers, one of which is a rescue dog who
sufferred from 'seperation anxiety'
SA usually takes no more than WON day or two, to break.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
and would constantly chew his bedding in his crate
when in the house alone. After only 2 sessions of
praising his favourite nylon bone and leaving it in
front of the crate before leaving, the behaviour is gone!
Lee.
HOWETSTANDING!

-------------


AND LIKE THIS:


Chris Williams writes:


"The FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
I do find valuable. Much of it I recognize as what
I've always done without thinking of it as "training".
New stuff, I've used. His anchoring technique erased
the last of Mac's fireworks trauma,"

-----------


AND LIKE THIS:


From: "LESPERANCE/DEAKIN" <***@total.net>
Date: 1999/10/06
Subject: Re: Separation Anxiety


Well Jerry, I have to hand it to you. It worked!


Our dog was very well behaved until I had to go on the
road for my work this summer. I was gone twice for 10
long days each time. Although there were still people
home, I am the "primary care-giver" to my dog, so he
became destructive (shoes, books, rugs, papers etc)


We have a crate, but I believe it is too small for him
now - he is a cross golden/gsd and when he sits or stands
he cannot hold his head up as the top is too low, so I
didn't want to crate him while I went to work for sometimes
8 hours.


Anyway, I decided to try your method with the toy.


I would find a toy, tell it to be good and place it in
his crate. After just 3 days, there was no more destruction
in the house - even when daughter or hubby forgot to put
their shoes away! Now the toy stays in the crate all day,
and he even crawls in to be with the "good toy" when I leave.


He seems quite proud when we come home.


I have not tried the can thing - don't quite understand
that, so I think my dog may be confused too!


Marcie (Winslow's mom)


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AND LIKE THIS:



"Anthony Testa" <testa52> wrote in message


We came home to almost $1,000 in damage.
Furniture, the blinds were all chewed and torn
down, etc. The next day we put her in the crate
again. This time we came home to a nice 2' x 3'
hole in our carpet in the middle of the living room,
right down to the cement.

I told my wife that we cannot afford to keep this dog.
We should go out and get a puppy.


<SNIP>


First, at no cost he sent us his manual. We started
doing exactly what he said to do in the manual.


Exactly as we did was was written, the results were
exactly as he said it would be. Then we purchased
the DDR.


This is an amazing god send to us.


First of all, Jerry sent it to us without paying. (thanks
for that gesture) This has such and AMAZING effect.
This testimonial is kind of winded so I will say this......


Jerry's product literally saved this dogs life.


Angel can be left alone during the day. NO CRATE. The
dog shows absolutely no sign of anxiety at all. Jerry
told us the product works immediately and it did! She
does not bark at all during the day except when the
mailman drops mail into the slot on the door.


The manual for training works exactly as it says!


<SNIP>


Jerry, after reading some of

the threads in the news
group, I can't for the life of me understand why this
many people are so dang blind or ignorant.


You just keep plugging away at what you do, because
you my friend are a life saver!!!


Anytime you need someone to speak about the results
of your product, you have my number. We would galdly
talk to them.


Thank you very much for all your help.


God bless you...
Anthony & Linda Testa
Jacksonville, Florida


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AND LIKE THIS:



"nesskay" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
It has been a couple of months since we have initiated Jerry Howe's
recommendations for resolving the separation anxiety in our 8 y.o.
chocolate lab.
We have seen remarkable results.


She can now be left on our houseboat and we can return with
all of the wood trim and/or blinds intact. Before we spoke with
Jerry and started the training, we could not leave her without
her barking in a high pitch incessantly.


I had resorted to "building her a pen" with pieces of chair railing,
putting chairs in front of windows, and moving the bed so that she
could not get to the blind (again!). It would take about 10-15
minutes of planning and moving things before we could leave.

Even with that, she would find something to destroy. We NOW
use the surrogate toy method and can go out, shop, go to dinner
or whatever, without any problems.


She is glad to see us when we return, but no longer frantic.


I am so happy that this seems to be the norm now.


Another problem that we had with her was although she would
not destroy the house, she would leave us runny poop in several
places.(kind of the same as destroy I guess). I tried to blame this
on her diet, but realized that her anxiety level was so high that
she just had no control. Now, the only time that she has done
that is when she devoured a diaper from the trash!!!


Jerry's methods work. I found him by typing in separation
anxiety+orlando florida into Google, otherwise I don't want
to speculate what could have happened with Amelia.


We were at our Wit's End!!!!!! Thanks so much Jerry.
We have given your URL to everyone we know with a dog.


Your methods work. The others that we tried did not.


It is that simple!


Thank you, Thank you Thank you!
Nancy and Amelia


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AND LIKE THIS:

From: AIMEE (***@yahoo.com)
Subject: House training and such...
Date: 2003-10-08 16:18:56 PST


I've been having a problem with my dog, Axel,
relieving himself in the house while

I'm away
from home.


I've used TPW method's, and yesterday I was out
for 12 hours, and Axel didn't have one single "accident".


Today, I had hoped that the results would be just as
good - and they were (I was out for 11 hours).


The problem began when, as a puppy, Axel would
relieve himself in the house and I would point
at the mess and tell him "NO" or "Bad Dog".


That made him afraid to relieve himself in the
house or infront of me.


After I got TPW's training manual, I corrected my
mishandling of these instances.


When I came home to an "accident", I would simply
drop a can near the area and ask Axel "What's that?"
Then I would clean it up - with out showing him I was
the least bit upset about the mess, and when he looked
at the spot I would tell him "Good boy, you're a good dog".


This has been an ongoing problem, and thanks to the
Puppy Wizard, we've finally got it taken care of...


Also, Axel LOVES the cat's litter box...He enjoys the
"snacks" he can find in there...I followed TPW's methods
by alternating sounds and praising him while or before
he sticks his nose in it, and today, he's been going into
the room with the cat box and barking. That's because
he's thinking about getting into the box, but he knows he
shouldn't.


Thank you, Jerry, for all you help.


You've been a blessing to all of us.


AIMEE


-----------------------


From: AIMEE (***@yahoo.com):


I own a black an tan coonhound. We

got him
as a puppy, and due to constant mishandling
(pulling on his lead, negative corrections, and
the occasional use of a bark collar) I ended
up with a very anxious dog.


I couldn't leave him home alone, I couldn't
crate him, I couldn't even take my dog for
walks because he feared EVERYTHING.


I was going to have to get rid of him if things
didn't turn around.


My husband and I searched the internet for
answers - AND WE FOUND THE PUPPY WIZARD.


For all of you disbeliveers out there HIS METHODS WORK!


I've followed his manual, and we now have a
dog that can be left home alone, that heels
on command, that can go outside and NOT
be afraid of everything he sees.


Not only have his methods helped our dog, but
our marriage has gotten better. We had fallen
into a rut - constant bickering and tension, we
never laughed or had FUN together - but now,
with the same mindset used in THE PUPPY
WIZARDS dog training, our communications
channels have opened, and we now work
together instead of against one another.


For all the "Literalists" out there, NO WE DID
NOT TEACH EACH OTHER TO SIT, STAY,
OR HEEL.


We simply eliminated the nagging and the acting out to get
NEGATIVE attention from one another since we weren't getting
the POSITIVE attention we wanted.


So, it's been proven - THE PUPPY WIZARDS METHODS WORK.


It's up to you to accept them. Yes, there's alot of blame that we
have to accept, but once we realize that we've caused these
problems to arise, we can strive to make things better.


AIMEE


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Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
I really do not no what to do with him as he gets lots of
walks and always running round on backgarden so he
has to be atleast a little tired.
EXXXORCISE got NUTHIN to do with HYPERACTIVITY:




"Postitive emotions arising in connection
with the perfection of a skill, irrespective
of its pragmatic significance at a given
moment, serve as the reinforcement. IOW,
emotions, not outside rewards, are what
reinforces any behavior," Ivan Pavlov.


Sam Corson, Pavlov's Last Student Demonstrated At UofOH,
That Rehabilitation Of Hyperactive Dogs Can Easily And
Readily Be Done Using TLC. Tender Loving Care Is At The
Root Of The Scientific Management Of Doggies.


"All animals learn best through play," Lorenz.


"Despite Skinner's clear denunciation of "negative
reinforcement" (1958) NEARLY EVERY LEARNING
THEORY model involves the USE OF PUNISHMENT.
Of curse, Skinner has never to my knowledge,
demonstrated HOWE we escape the phenomenon
that an expected reward not received is experienced
as a punishment and can produce extensive and
persistent aggression (Azrin et al, 1966)."


"It is NO WONDER that the marked changes in
deviant behavior of children can be achieved
through brief, simple educative routines with
their mothers which modify the mother's social
behaviors shaping the child (Whaler, 1966). Some
clinics have reported ELIMINATION ofthe need for
child THERAPY through changing the clinical emphasis
from clinical to parental HANDLING of the child
(Szrynski 1965).


A large number of cases improved sufficiently after
preliminary contact with parents that NO treatment
of children was required, and almost ALL cases
SHOWE a remarkably shortened period for therapy.
Quite severe cases of anorexia nervosa have been
treated in own to five months by simply REPLACING
the parents temporarily with EFFUSIVELY LOVING
SUBSTITUTES (Groen, 1966)."


"The IMBECILITY of some of the claims for operant
technique simply take the breath away. Lovas et al
(1966) report a standard contingent reward/punishment
procedure developing imitative speech in two severly
disturbed non verbal schizophrenic boys. After twenty-
six days the boys are reported to have been learning
new words with alacrity. HOWEver, when REWARDS
were moved to a delayed contingency the behavoir and
learning immediately deteriorated.


Programs utilizing the "contingencies of reinforcement
model" proposed by Skinner (1963) are no more well
established in research than the various dynamic therapists.
Research in four areas : 1) direct evaluation of programmed
systems for learning; 2) reinforcement; 3) cognitive dissonance;
and 4) motivation, MOST SURELY DEMOLISH the claims
of operant programers."


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Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Any suggestions on that one?!
From: "George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D." <***@mindspring.com
To: <***@arcane-computing.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 04, 2005 5:38 PM
Subject: Doggy advice


Scott, Jerry Howe forwarded me the letter below.
I'm glad that you referred negatively to Jerry's
habit of CAPITALIZING and HOWEING everything.


I personally hate this habit of his. I think it is his
way of diluting his authority - IME he is a very modest
fellow. However, contrary to your sneer, he is very
competent at living with dogs.


I thought I'd list a series of actions which I found
on the list, folk asking advice on what to do about
dogs doing this and that, for example:


whining,
humping, hunching,
pacing,
self mutilation - paw licking, side sucking,
spinning,
prolonged barking, barking at shadows,
overstimulated barking,
fighting, bullying other dogs,
compulsive digging,
compulsive scratching,
compulsive chewing,
frantic behavior,
chasing light, chasing shadow,
stealing food,
digging in garbage can,
loosing house (toilet) training.
inappropriate fearfulness
aggression.


The thing that is fascinating to me, as an ethologist who
graduated from college 50 years ago and has spent all of
the intervening time working with animals (including the
human animal), is that you never see any of these behaviors
in wild dingoes, jackals, coyotes or wolves, you don't even
see these behaviors in hyenas (who aren't dog related).


You see these behaviors in human managed animals, especially
animals who live with neurotic hysterical humans.


As Sam Corson (Pavlov's last student) demonstrated for
nearly 50 years at Ohio University (Oxford, O.) there
is no treatment more useful for dogs than tender loving
care.


George von Hilsheimer, Ph. D., F. R. S. H., Diplomate,
Academy of Behavioral Medicine


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HOWEDY WakeBdr,

"WakeBdr" <***@optiosoftware.com> wrote in message news:
5354368c-51cf-4c00-95eb-***@i29g2000prf.googlegroups.com...

Welcome to The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing, Grand, Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy,
Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard's
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I'm Jerry Howe, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing, Grand, Puppy, Child,
Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And
Horsey Wizard, Director Of Trainin an Research <{}: ~ ) >

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There you will find ALL the FREE information you need
to pupperly handle raise and train your pets and family.
Just follow the instructions PRECISELY and ASK me if
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Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel will
not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something. Every now and then, she'll take off running like
something tried to get her. She only seems to be content when she is
sitting directly on top of us.
Sounds like your dog is havin OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE
PHOBIA ATTACKS. That can be DEATHLY <{}: ~ ( >

LUCKY THING you can EXXXTINGUISH them NEARLY
INSTANTLY simply by NON PHYSCIALLY PRAISING her IN
ADVANCE and BRIEFLY, VARIABLY, ALTERNATELY,NON
PHYSICALLY, DISTRACTING and INSTANTLY NON PHYSICALLY
PRAISING her for five to fifteen seconds AND intermittently for as
long
as the dog remains THINKIN of the event EXXXACTLY PRECISELY
as INSTRUCTED in your own FREE COPY of The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing, Grand, Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy,
Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Training Method Manual
<{}'; ~ ) >
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Over the past two nights, she may have slept a total of 2 hours.
That'll make it WORSE.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
We've been to the vet twice and they can't
seem to find anything wrong with her.
Could be she's got sumpthin physically wrong, but PROBABLY NOT.

Obsessive compulsive disorders are pretty common
here abHOWETS, WakeBdr. They're CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING as taught by PROFESSIONAL
OBEDIENCE trainers including and particularly,
the "CLICKEROOS" <{}: ~ ( >

Clicker trainin requires offerin an withHOWELDIN bribes.
Doin so causes the dog to throw mindless meaningless random
unthinkin behaviors till the TREAT *(bribe) is released from
the human Skinner Box <{}: ~ ( >

This increases anXXXIHOWESNESS to dangerHOWES levels
where seizures, self mutilation, aggression, and obsessive compulsive
behaviors occur <{}: ~ ( >

Of curse, you AIN'T gonna find nodoGdameneD information
abHOWET this as the PROFESSIONAL TRAINERS are the
CAUSE of the temperament and behavior problems THEY
GET PAID to CURE <{}: ~ ( >

Your veterinarian don't know NUTHIN other than prescribing
drugs to counteract the effects of their toxic veterinary malpractices
and unnecessary, inapupriate surgical sexual mutilations <{}: ~ ( >
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
My wife says it looks like she's afraid of a ghost or something.
Well then, you've come to the right place~! We got lots of dog
lovers here who believe in GHOSTS. Perhaps your dog is reactin
to a beepin from a smoke detector or other electronic device, or
maybe to bugs or vermin in the walls or under the floor, even the
ultrasonic sounds of a wild critter or bat in your attic or yard.

Whatever, it's IRELEVENT, WakeBdr. We know
HOWE to EXXXTINGUISH the phobia <{}: ~ ) >
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this.
LikeWIZE. Better get started STUDYIN your FREE Manual
and follow ALL of the EXXXORCISES PRECISELY as
instructed an ASK ME if you need any additional FREE heelp.
Post by s***@hotmail.co.uk
Anyone got any ideas of what might cause something like this?
NO.

AnyWON answerin your post will be IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED
and DISCREDITED as a LIAR a DOG ABUSER a COWARD a
FRAUD a SCAM ARTIST and a MENTAL CASE by their own
POSTED CASE HISTORY.

ANY QUESTIONS, People?

And when your heads stops spinnin, The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy,
Birdy And Horsey Wizard sincerely wishes you and yours happy,
heelthful days, FOREVER <{}; ~ ) >

BUT ELSEWHERE.

I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The WORLD'S CRUELESST Trainer
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
G-R-A-N-D
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SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >

HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
D***@gmail.com
2008-01-30 01:46:50 UTC
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Post by WakeBdr
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel will
not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something. Every now and then, she'll take off running like
something tried to get her. She only seems to be content when she is
sitting directly on top of us. Over the past two nights, she may have
slept a total of 2 hours. We've been to the vet twice and they can't
seem to find anything wrong with her. My wife says it looks like
she's afraid of a ghost or something.
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this. Anyone got any ideas
of what might cause something like this?
Hi!

Like so many others, I love dogs (especially miniature Dachshunds). I
live in New York City where the dog is revered. But they can
definitely be hard to train. Loving your little puppy (or adult) in
the right way is all about proper obedience, training, feeding,
grooming and exercise.

I have a blog that goes into more detail about training and overall
care, and I have some helpful tips and tools on how to get the best
out of your pup. The better behaved and treated your dog, the happier
you'll feel, too! I hope this helps.

VBear http://ifuckinglovedogs.blogspot.com/
Melinda Shore
2008-01-30 02:55:35 UTC
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Like so many others, I'm too lazy to work.
I have a blog that I hope will make me money by attracting
suckers to look at clickbank ads. I hope you're stupid
enough to be one of them!
Here's how the clickbank thing works:
http://www.clickbank.com/promote_products.html

If you liked Amway, you'll love Clickbank!
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - ***@panix.com

Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community
s***@gmail.com
2016-09-24 23:43:09 UTC
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My dog was outsidestablished, for about half hour, it is hot outside. Then she started going in circles, won't keep still, look u no all around like she is scared of somethings
o***@gmail.com
2017-05-09 06:44:17 UTC
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Post by WakeBdr
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel will
not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something. Every now and then, she'll take off running like
something tried to get her. She only seems to be content when she is
sitting directly on top of us. Over the past two nights, she may have
slept a total of 2 hours. We've been to the vet twice and they can't
seem to find anything wrong with her. My wife says it looks like
she's afraid of a ghost or something.
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this. Anyone got any ideas
of what might cause something like this?
you all are crazy talking. and still make no point to the questions/concerns posted.
l***@gmail.com
2017-06-15 10:28:54 UTC
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My dog wo'nt be still he keep runnin around ower bed. What should i do.
s***@gmail.com
2020-07-07 10:29:55 UTC
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Post by WakeBdr
This started Thursday evening. My 3.5 year old Boykin Spaniel will
not sit still or sleep. She keeps pacing around like she's deathly
afraid of something. Every now and then, she'll take off running like
something tried to get her. She only seems to be content when she is
sitting directly on top of us. Over the past two nights, she may have
slept a total of 2 hours. We've been to the vet twice and they can't
seem to find anything wrong with her. My wife says it looks like
she's afraid of a ghost or something.
It's absolutely killing me to see her like this. Anyone got any ideas
of what might cause something like this?
I know this thread is old, but training your dog is the only long-term solution, OP.

I love my dog so much but it constantly did the things that irked me most. It would chew on things that it shouldn’t or jump up and down out of the blue.

Whenever I put on the leash, it would pull on it. Whenever it was out of the house, it would continue digging on the ground - I wish I could tell what it was looking for down there. The same goes for all the nasty urine.

All the things it did left me feeling depressed as if I failed it monumentally.

But since I discovered Brain Training for Dogs and applied the system offered, it now behaves the way a beautiful dog I always expect of 🐶

Here's a link to their site: http://hiddendogintelligence.club/

Good luck!

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